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james wrote:

Friendly Goatus wrote:I forgot about quackwhore. i miss having blacked out girls post nude pics of themselves on the board

she was literally the only person who said I was an asshole for punching women for being retarded whores and everyone jumped on her and called her names

you may or may not have noticed that a certain contingent of people here are highly susceptible to current trends (i.e., feminism, cultish music groups, etc.), and/or the whims of whatever girl they happen to be allowed to make sex with at the moment.

bunch of sheepy bitches.

all but one (not the current) of my girlfriends have been less feminist than I am

BRB listening to some post-stonerdrone BM

nobody is interested in your excuses anymore, ross. i'm sad to say that you've over-excused yourself to the point of irrelevance as far as feminism is concerned.

good job.

i was willing to be sympathetic, understanding
but he had 9 computers in his room

I can't watch the parent interviews in those documentaries.

Could've given me a kid with down syndrome. Autism. Could've been a deaf-mute...

Got an adult son who thinks he's a cute wolf.

I like the implied continuation of the title: I think I'm an animal... but I'm not quite sure yet

i was actually willing to deal with those videos until they started talking in that too-fast, over explain-y austastic fashion.

so mark that down, i guess. furries: tell me a story. autasts: fuck off.

Saw this while ordering some shit online today... only 4bux, almost snagged it.

Holt fuck, watching that furry video and seeing their ridiculous pin on tails reminded me.

I was at my buddies' bike shop in a seedy neighborhood on a rainy day and in comes this fat DLF-looking jawfa that had a pin-on tail dragging behind him all the skid row filth water. He was also wearing paw-over finger gloves, and needed a bike repair but HE REFUSED TO GIVE THE BIKE SHOP GUY A NAME. We managed to choke it out of him, but he made ahuge fucking deal about it like it was some 007 top secret bullshit.

Later my friend told me he came back and they 86'd him from the store for being a crazy pain in the ass. The furry insisted on shaking my friend's hand when he was kicked out and when my friend did so he tried crushing his hand with his flabby, filthy paw and told him "To never talk to him that way again" in attempted tough-guy like DLF's day-labourer buddy. My friend told him to fuck off.

dat autism

that one got me. hit me like a ton of bricks. how is this such a thing? is this entirely without irony? do they even know the answer to that question? I realize I sound like some sort of pathetic internet rookie, but I'm fucking appalled over here

does this guy's cred get a boost for repping Sleipnir?


you fucking KNEW what you were getting yourself into

elephants gerald wrote:that one got me. hit me like a ton of bricks. how is this such a thing? is this entirely without irony? do they even know the answer to that question? I realize I sound like some sort of pathetic internet rookie, but I'm fucking appalled over here

I was actually floored by the furries documentary below... the degree of social cluelessness was beyond anything I was prepared for. and at this point I should be ready for anything, right?

Raw Ting wrote:

Just

'd

so bad

elephants gerald wrote:that one got me. hit me like a ton of bricks. how is this such a thing? is this entirely without irony? do they even know the answer to that question? I realize I sound like some sort of pathetic internet rookie, but I'm fucking appalled over here

Completely seconded. Hardest cringe and longest 42 seconds of my life.

Raw Ting wrote:


dat autism

This one is pure intentional irony. I mean maybe 1 or 2 of them are serious ponyphiles but the rest are there for Hot Topic reasons. Speaking of which....do they sell Brony merch at Hot Topic? That would be a telling sign of a growing irony fad as opposed to a real obsession.

the first time i ever saw a juggalo in the wild i had the same reaction and no one gave a shit either..

it was all so simple then

this documentary is

"hey guys, my name is coby and I'm an orange blue and white male german shepherd, I am also bisexual..."

Cryptoplasty wrote:This one is pure intentional irony. I mean maybe 1 or 2 of them are serious ponyphiles but the rest are there for Hot Topic reasons.

I dunno man, I don't think I agree. There's an air of "I feel embarrassed for what I'm doing but don't know why" but I can't give these oven-dodgers the credit I'd need to to believe they're self-aware enough to know why what they're doing is wrong.

I think the entire point of it is to waggle-dance in the face of social convention in a show of solidarity and belonging with other misfits...

I remember when I was 14 I would just adopt the mannerisms and style of other kids my age, doing retarded things like dress like a goth punk rawk metal rebel - all while assuming that everybody else understood what was going on, so I'd just sorta do the same dance and hope nobody noticed that I didn't actually understand why my pants had straps on them...

I don't think this is any different really... I'm starting to think that these people don't actually like the cartoon, they just enjoy talking to other people about something, and belonging to a subculture.

I really still don't fucking understand it though, this is just automatic-fire panic thought... I think about these guys constantly.

FWIW I don't find any of it particularly offensive at all... I think it's pretty sweet/adorable. It's also really not at all a far cry from my whole schtick, so...

except you're not writing erotic fan faction featuring ICP and Zelda and proclaiming this specific fetish some sort of new sexual orientation and demanding everyone to accept it

I'm not at all sure that it's all sexual...?

Raw Ting wrote:

Oh goddamnit

james wrote:I'm not at all sure that it's all sexual...?

well yeah, not all of it. but a sizable enough portion to cause concern. brony is pretty much the new furry

james wrote:I think the entire point of it is to waggle-dance in the face of social convention in a show of solidarity and belonging with other misfits...

happening upon this post, I pondered for a few seconds on what the "it" was: juggaloism? furrism? bronyism? and of course it doesn't matter since they all have so much in common

I don't know what steps 2 through n are, but step 1 is definitely be a loser

I know I should couch this all in something that respects the underground and shakes a fist at the status quo but I can't be anything less than a totalitarian jock when faced with the reality of these miscreants