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Just got my job offer in writing today! And NOW there are three other companies asking for me. Why couldn't they have done that 2 months ago when I needed one?

And found out there are a couple more people that I know working over there.

I shaved my balls. They look like

I just got asked to co-host 'The Lesbian Podcast'! Time to download some episodes...

There's a Tales from the Darkside marathon on Scifi (fuck SyFy) channel while we pack to move.

Nothing positive happened today at all.

cold radiance wrote:Nothing positive happened today at all.

Day isn't over, you could get mugged.

Reverend wrote:

cold radiance wrote:Nothing positive happened today at all.

Day isn't over, you could get mugged.

Aye. I've got a bottle of whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, a metal album collection and three Vincent Cassel movies to watch. I'm not going anywhere. Hello tomorrow.

cold radiance wrote:

Reverend wrote:

cold radiance wrote:Nothing positive happened today at all.

Day isn't over, you could get mugged.

Aye. I've got a bottle of whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, a metal album collection and three Vincent Cassel movies to watch. I'm not going anywhere. Hello tomorrow.

I would eat that guys asshole like a jelly sandwich just to taste the nail polish his wife wears.

Reverend wrote:

cold radiance wrote:

Reverend wrote:

cold radiance wrote:Nothing positive happened today at all.

Day isn't over, you could get mugged.

Aye. I've got a bottle of whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, a metal album collection and three Vincent Cassel movies to watch. I'm not going anywhere. Hello tomorrow.

I would eat that guys asshole like a jelly sandwich just to taste the nail polish his wife wears.

You and the rest of the male population.

cold radiance wrote:

Reverend wrote:

cold radiance wrote:

Reverend wrote:

cold radiance wrote:Nothing positive happened today at all.

Day isn't over, you could get mugged.

Aye. I've got a bottle of whiskey, a pack of cigarettes, a metal album collection and three Vincent Cassel movies to watch. I'm not going anywhere. Hello tomorrow.

I would eat that guys asshole like a jelly sandwich just to taste the nail polish his wife wears.

You and the rest of the male population.

Guy would never have to wipe his own ass if he kept that bitches nailpolish stockpiled.

My copy of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 & 2 came in the mail

My sister got a new heart.

I saw legs in green and black mesh that made me all melty... You know... "Down there."

Have two job interviews setup for Monday while I work another job.
My buddy brought me 2 cheeseburgers and a 12-pack of New Glarus while I fixed his laptop.

I'll "fix" yer lap top!

I got a 95% on my final that encompassed the last three modules (month long courses) and found out that my total grade for this module was an A+.

Are you threatening to castrate me?

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Met someone at work who has seen and likes the film "The Hellstrom Chronicle".

Porto's cubano for breakfast.

i cuddled with my friend's cats on his couch until the buses started running, now i'm home eating beans and rice with my own bubala cat.

jam!

well, the thread is about TODAY, you want to know about yesterday?

I made a new lady friend at a show! I asked if i could weeze on her mug of Budweiser, and she scowled and said "all you care about is nugs, chillin, and grindage!" then bought me beers...i would have married her right then and there, but she's got fake red hair, bettie page bangs, an ass like a soft anvil..and i think i saw some crow's feet and bitterness somewhere in there. not sure, it was dark.

anyway, we made a tentative date for next weekend to watch Encino Man and Adventures in Babysitting...she said I have to sleep in her bed, since there are no couches?!?! We'll see how it goes! I get the feeling she's a bit older than I am...

you're just fucking jealous because i'm a more attractive man than you are...ladies love smoov amelia...

an ass like a soft anvil

call me baudelaire...buuuuddy.