things that make you irrationally angry

[doubleblumpkin]

this fucking goon:


die

Easily one of the most punchable bands of all time.

[Necrometer]

I just spent a minute staring at those assholes trying to remember the name of the shit band

then I gave up and went to Shadows Fall's metal-archives "similar artists" page to excellent results

[Natas]

Bad table manners make me want to stab eyeballs with forks.

Yeah but I don't think enough people are taught it. I usually say something when my friends eat out with their hats on but let my neighbor go Saturday.

[postaddiction]

having to create minimum length letter+number+special character passwords and set special question answers for bullshit websites I couldn't care less about keeping my login info private on

[soiled depends]

joel GRIND

fuck you asshole.

more like joel pussy...

[E.E 3.0]

O,

[Cascade Whore]

'I'll tell you what it is right'.

Rational. I don't even know what that means. Could you use it in a full sentence?

I translate this as "I'll explain what the situation we have here is."

[BUNGVOX]

joel GRIND

fuck you asshole.

more like joel pussy...

correct!

[Friendly Goatus]

every time bungvox posts

[BUNGVOX]

every time bungvox posts

this makes me happy to no end.

[Broken Into Pieces]

People who start sentences with 'I'll tell you what it is right'. Rational or no?

Rational. I don't even know what that means. Could you use it in a full sentence?

The English bartender just said it!

Italics= English accent

I'll tell you what it is right, those 2 fucking meteorologists have been fucking each other ever since the fucking beginning!

I realize that's not very helpful.

This is sounds similar to "Lemme tell ya something..."
Which kind of grinds my gears sometimes, being that it mildly gives off self-important sentiment.

Just sayin'

yeah, it's basically the UK equivalent

incidentally, the phrase 'grinds my gears' makes me irrationally angry

[riley-o]

[riley-o]

I feel ashamed sometimes when I don't speak prowrestler enough, like I'm going to go home and be talking and my mom's going to cut me off and go, "HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE RIGHT THERE DUDE WHAT'S ALL THIS BIG CITY TALK BROTHER, WHERE'S ALL YOUR THREATS AND EXAGGERATIONS ? I DIDN'T RAISE NO SON TO GO OUT THERE AND TALK LIKE A DANDY WHO CAN'T GET THE JOB DONE IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE DUDE BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT AND I DROP THAT BIG ELBOW OFF THE TOP MAN THAT'S GOING TO BE THE ONE TWO THREE RIGHT THERE OH YEAH SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT BEFORE I KNOCK IT OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN LANGUAGE DUDE, NOW WATCHA GONNA DO." and I'll just stand there shaking my head because I can't even remember the last time I cut a promo on someone

[postaddiction]

[godofdeadlydeath]

"Lemmie tell ya something" is only acceptable when it's immediately followed by " ,Mean Gene".

[Idget Child]

People changing their names on Facebook to just be their first name split into a moniker and surname.

i.e., No Lan, Nan Cy, Mel Issa

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

[BUNGVOX]

People changing their names on Facebook to just be their first name split into a moniker and surname.

i.e., No Lan, Nan Cy, Mel Issa

what the fuck is that shit about anyways?

pissbook.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

[jen said destroy]

[riley-o]

credits for 40 second long youtube videos

[the awesome Assassin]

Cunts... How hard is it to live your life?

[godofdeadlydeath]

The Kit-Kat commercial where the jingle is played by the sounds of people biting into Kit-Kats.

[Geeheeb]

Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

both of these get me too!!!

[Whiffleball Ace]

Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

I ain't exactly Slim Good Body over here, but I am still constantly amazed at what people are shoveling into their system. I'll eat fried food MAYBE once a week. then I go to the cafeteria at work each day and see the same people paying for fries, double chicken tenders and a huge fucking soda. For lunch. Every fucking day. HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?

Today's Cafeteria Star Stand Out Meal of the Day:

large order of a french fries
package of chips ahoy
package of oreos
package of some vanilla sandwich cookie
large founain coke
slice of everything pizza

I honestly believe that most, if not all, of our "American" problems - econimic, social, moral - would just about vanish if people stopped eating like this.

A new coworker was almost weeping with this incredible sob story about sliding down a hill backwards in the snow a few days ago. It was her grand excuse for being twenty minutes late. Little did she know that, as I was on my way to work (on time, mind you) I actually saw her barreling into McDonald's. She nearly smashed into three cars (including mine) in the process.