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BUNGVOX wrote:this fucking goon:


die

Easily one of the most punchable bands of all time.

I just spent a minute staring at those assholes trying to remember the name of the shit band

then I gave up and went to Shadows Fall's metal-archives "similar artists" page to excellent results

pAppY wrote:Bad table manners make me want to stab eyeballs with forks.

Yeah but I don't think enough people are taught it. I usually say something when my friends eat out with their hats on but let my neighbor go Saturday.

having to create minimum length letter+number+special character passwords and set special question answers for bullshit websites I couldn't care less about keeping my login info private on

BUNGVOX wrote:joel GRIND

fuck you asshole.

more like joel pussy...

LolaFaun wrote:O,

LolaFaun wrote:

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'I'll tell you what it is right'.

Rational. I don't even know what that means. Could you use it in a full sentence?

I translate this as "I'll explain what the situation we have here is."

soiled depends wrote:

BUNGVOX wrote:joel GRIND

fuck you asshole.

more like joel pussy...

correct!

every time bungvox posts

Friendly Goatus wrote:every time bungvox posts

this makes me happy to no end.

hipster holocaust wrote:

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:

LolaFaun wrote:

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:People who start sentences with 'I'll tell you what it is right'. Rational or no?

Rational. I don't even know what that means. Could you use it in a full sentence?

The English bartender just said it!

Italics= English accent

I'll tell you what it is right, those 2 fucking meteorologists have been fucking each other ever since the fucking beginning!

I realize that's not very helpful.

This is sounds similar to "Lemme tell ya something..."
Which kind of grinds my gears sometimes, being that it mildly gives off self-important sentiment.

Just sayin'

yeah, it's basically the UK equivalent

incidentally, the phrase 'grinds my gears' makes me irrationally angry

I feel ashamed sometimes when I don't speak prowrestler enough, like I'm going to go home and be talking and my mom's going to cut me off and go, "HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE RIGHT THERE DUDE WHAT'S ALL THIS BIG CITY TALK BROTHER, WHERE'S ALL YOUR THREATS AND EXAGGERATIONS ? I DIDN'T RAISE NO SON TO GO OUT THERE AND TALK LIKE A DANDY WHO CAN'T GET THE JOB DONE IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE DUDE BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT AND I DROP THAT BIG ELBOW OFF THE TOP MAN THAT'S GOING TO BE THE ONE TWO THREE RIGHT THERE OH YEAH SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT BEFORE I KNOCK IT OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN LANGUAGE DUDE, NOW WATCHA GONNA DO." and I'll just stand there shaking my head because I can't even remember the last time I cut a promo on someone

Pisscubes wrote:"Lemmie tell ya something" is only acceptable when it's immediately followed by " ,Mean Gene".

People changing their names on Facebook to just be their first name split into a moniker and surname.

i.e., No Lan, Nan Cy, Mel Issa

Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

Idget Child wrote:People changing their names on Facebook to just be their first name split into a moniker and surname.

i.e., No Lan, Nan Cy, Mel Issa

what the fuck is that shit about anyways?

pissbook.

credits for 40 second long youtube videos

Cunts... How hard is it to live your life?

The Kit-Kat commercial where the jingle is played by the sounds of people biting into Kit-Kats.

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

both of these get me too!!!

Pisscubes wrote:

Pisscubes wrote:

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.

Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.

I ain't exactly Slim Good Body over here, but I am still constantly amazed at what people are shoveling into their system. I'll eat fried food MAYBE once a week. then I go to the cafeteria at work each day and see the same people paying for fries, double chicken tenders and a huge fucking soda. For lunch. Every fucking day. HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?

Today's Cafeteria Star Stand Out Meal of the Day:

large order of a french fries
package of chips ahoy
package of oreos
package of some vanilla sandwich cookie
large founain coke
slice of everything pizza

I honestly believe that most, if not all, of our "American" problems - econimic, social, moral - would just about vanish if people stopped eating like this.

A new coworker was almost weeping with this incredible sob story about sliding down a hill backwards in the snow a few days ago. It was her grand excuse for being twenty minutes late. Little did she know that, as I was on my way to work (on time, mind you) I actually saw her barreling into McDonald's. She nearly smashed into three cars (including mine) in the process.