Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
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Not only did I do all that, I went a step further into awful and played the second chapter where you fight the dude on the moon. At least with the big guy you had time to do a QTE, here it happens in a split second. Man, that was tedious, boring, and left a bad taste in my mouth towards all things Japanese. The music in that level was good, though.spacehamster wrote:There's QTE at the end there just before you make the planet-sized guy explode by punching his fingertip where you mash a button and most of your arms fall off.The Bill wrote:Also, I refuse to play as a dude with more than two arms.
I mean, in case you didn't make it that far. Which I hope you haven't. Because I really don't know why I did, and I wish I hadn't.
I haven't played it, but I've heard good things about both Kirby games. Super paper Mario is quality too if you liked the earlier ones.valgalder wrote:got a wii finally...New Super Mario Bros is totally awesome... also just bought the new Rayman - also really amazing.. after I beat both of those i'm going to get the new Donkey Kong Country Returns .. I love oldschool platformers.. especially if they're done so well as these ones.
I played the first level of the last Kirby game (not the Yarn one) and it was delightful in a simple, very simple way.abdominalpillaging wrote:I haven't played it, but I've heard good things about both Kirby games. Super paper Mario is quality too if you liked the earlier ones.valgalder wrote:got a wii finally...New Super Mario Bros is totally awesome... also just bought the new Rayman - also really amazing.. after I beat both of those i'm going to get the new Donkey Kong Country Returns .. I love oldschool platformers.. especially if they're done so well as these ones.
The Bill wrote:over hand barley
Friendly Goatus wrote:The Bill wrote:over hand barleySPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
not a fan of this either.. but it's still pretty minimal in its use. Only shake the remote for flying suit, or picking up stuff. I don't like it, but it rarely gets too annoying - so I suspect the same will be with the new Donkey Kong Country. I played Rayman just briefly to check it out and Ubisoft was smart and allows you to play with a classic controller.. for god sakes.The Bill wrote:P.S. having to move and shake around the Wii controls completely ruined New Super Mario Bros. Wii for me, I could not stand that shit. Kirby, on the over hand barley has any of that crap, and when it does, it's quick and simple. Good on you, Kirby, you fucking milky licker.
I've been hearing good things about that Rayman game. It's also for the 360 and PS3, so it makes sense there won't be motion controls.valgalder wrote:not a fan of this either.. but it's still pretty minimal in its use. Only shake the remote for flying suit, or picking up stuff. I don't like it, but it rarely gets too annoying - so I suspect the same will be with the new Donkey Kong Country. I played Rayman just briefly to check it out and Ubisoft was smart and allows you to play with a classic controller.. for god sakes.The Bill wrote:P.S. having to move and shake around the Wii controls completely ruined New Super Mario Bros. Wii for me, I could not stand that shit. Kirby, on the over hand barley has any of that crap, and when it does, it's quick and simple. Good on you, Kirby, you fucking milky licker.
and it's a no-brainer for $20 if you dig platformers (and if you don't, what's wrong with you?)The Bill wrote:I've been hearing good things about that Rayman game. It's also for the 360 and PS3, so it makes sense there won't be motion controls.valgalder wrote:not a fan of this either.. but it's still pretty minimal in its use. Only shake the remote for flying suit, or picking up stuff. I don't like it, but it rarely gets too annoying - so I suspect the same will be with the new Donkey Kong Country. I played Rayman just briefly to check it out and Ubisoft was smart and allows you to play with a classic controller.. for god sakes.The Bill wrote:P.S. having to move and shake around the Wii controls completely ruined New Super Mario Bros. Wii for me, I could not stand that shit. Kirby, on the over hand barley has any of that crap, and when it does, it's quick and simple. Good on you, Kirby, you fucking milky licker.
more pics and link:Neo Geo Pocket Returns!
Following its first failed attempt with Neo Geo Pocket, SNK is lending its name to a new portable gaming device.
Famicom Plaza has a look at at the new device, which carries official licensing from SNK Playmore. The device, currently going by the placeholder name of "Neo Geo Portable Device," has 4.3 inch screen, two gigabytes of internal storage, and ships with 20 Neo Geo classics built in:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW1.WORLD HEROES
2.ULTIMETE 11
3.TOP PLAYER'S GOLF
4.SENGOKU
5.NAM-1975
6.MUTATION NATION
7.LAST RESORT
8.KING OF MONSTERS
9.FRENZY
10.CYBER LIP
11.FATAL FURY SPECIAL
12.ART OF FIGHTING
13.SUPER SIDEKICKS
14.LEAGUE BOWLING
15.METAL SLUG
16.MAGICAL LORD
17.BASEBALL STARS PROFESSIONAL
18.SAMURAI SHODOWN
19.KING OF FIGHTERS '94
20.FATAL FURY
The games are all the North American versions with English.
According to the Famicom Plaza report, the device is 170x72x15mm and is a bit larger than an iPhone-like smartphone. It has a 2200mAh battery.
Controls on the device include four face buttons, a d-pad, four shoulder buttons, a menu button, a start button, and buttons for volume and brightness. Ports include headphones, AV and an SD.
No details yet on pricing or release date. Famicom Plaza's report does not list the maker.
james wrote:with services like steam I also have permanent fucking ownership of a game... 23 computers ago I had half-life 2 episode 1 and I never beat it, but I could just download it now because it isn't run by RAPIST SPACE WASPS AND IM NOT A RETARD WHO SPENT AN ENTIRE DECADE TEACHING THEM THAT THEY CAN SELL ME BROKEN HARDWARE FOR $400 AND ILL JUST BUY IT NEXT CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I'M A NOT A CHUMP
copstache wrote:james wrote:with services like steam I also have permanent fucking ownership of a game... 23 computers ago I had half-life 2 episode 1 and I never beat it, but I could just download it now because it isn't run by RAPIST SPACE WASPS AND IM NOT A RETARD WHO SPENT AN ENTIRE DECADE TEACHING THEM THAT THEY CAN SELL ME BROKEN HARDWARE FOR $400 AND ILL JUST BUY IT NEXT CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE I'M A NOT A CHUMP
new job = this nigga's buying hisself a new gaming computer