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Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:23 am
by DeadWalrus
parents should literally be gassed for allowing their children to be around dogs!

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:28 am
by riley-o
DeadWalrus wrote:parents who wander off, nowhere to be found, should literally be gassed for allowing their unsupervised children to be around potentially dangerous animals in a specific off-leash area
totally agree

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:32 am
by Vanessa America
noah thirteen wrote:The other day I popped into a record store during our walk and there were two girls standing at the counter buying concert tickets, wearing those tights that are so popular with the kids these days. My dog, being quite friendly put her nose right into the girls butt..... guys do you think I should this vicious animal put down? Seems like the girl will never get over this attack.....
Sounds like your pup knows what's up.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:38 am
by CHUFFED beyond necropsy
Reminds me of the time i was at an off-leash dog park with a friend, and some lady was letting her retarded (i mean literally, like Down's) son run loose chasing dogs. One beagle was absolutely not having it, and started growling at the kid, at which point the mom started yelling at the owner, "You need to not bring aggressive dogs to a park!"

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:39 am
by DeadWalrus
so i was walking my pitbull the other day just minding my own business and these stupid cunts with their disgusting crotch spawn walk by me going the other direction. so my little snookems decides to say hi (he likes to smile by baring his teeth and snapping his jaws its sooo cute!) and this filthy child starts crying and saying "mean doggie scare me!" well, you wouldn't believe what gigantic assholes these parents were. they were all "control your dog!" and "why isn't that monster on a leash?" and "is that a Ron Mexico jersey?". so i was all "maybe you should control your stupid fat child before i teach him a lesson in fists" and then walked away and turned up the white chapel on my ipod and did a sick spin kick.

fucking bad parents, man.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:41 am
by DeadWalrus
hahaha why is there a filter for that

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:43 am
by Hell-haine
Actually, I don't go to dog parks anymore, that's why I have dog playdates at my house or run with mine.
People being ignorant and incredibly stupid, I had too many fights there.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:43 am
by riley-o
wow your totally different make believe scenario where the parents are actually present and the dog is in a place where he's supposed to be on a leash really taught me a lesson !

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:49 am
by Vanessa America
Fuck pitbulls are so awesome, sucks that they are the go-to breed for your imaginary aggressive story.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:51 am
by DeadWalrus
riley-o wrote:
DeadWalrus wrote:dogs are potentially dangerous animals and should be banned from all public spaces

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:52 am
by Hell-haine
People who don't know basic dog psychology / body language shouldn't step foot in a dog park.
There should be a permit for entrance. And no kids allowed, nor fat people who sit on the bench without supervising their dogs.

Fuck I hate humans.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:52 am
by F/K/A HAPF
CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:Reminds me of the time i was at an off-leash dog park with a friend, and some lady was letting her retarded (i mean literally, like Down's) son run loose chasing dogs. One beagle was absolutely not having it, and started growling at the kid, at which point the mom started yelling at the owner, "You need to not bring aggressive dogs to a park!"
This kind of parenting is the worst. "My perfect child never does anything wrong" mentality moms are worse than parents that just let their kids wander around in areas they shouldn't.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:53 am
by Hell-haine
DeadWalrusTROLLING wrote:
riley-o wrote:
TROLLING wrote:dogs are potentially dangerous animals and should be banned from all public spaces
especially a public space specially conceived for them.
:drool:

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:53 am
by Phritz
riley-o wrote: any parent who would leave a young kid unattended at one should be shipped to fucking dachau
like there aren't enough stupid people in bavaria already... :roll:

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:55 am
by Whiffleball Ace
There are parks for kids and there are parks for dogs.
fin.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:59 am
by DeadWalrus
dog owners are smug, entitled babies

'my lethal child-killing animal should be free to roam unleashed in a city. who cares if my murder beast mauls a 7 year old its MAH RIGHTS to have a pitbull/hyena mix play fetch with other people's infants.' - all dog owners

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:59 am
by Wormholegenerator
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Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:09 pm
by cold radiance
Hell-haine wrote: Fuck I hate humans.
:tup:

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:10 pm
by neckbeard
all dogs hate black people and homosexuals

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:11 pm
by IFryKids
DeadWalrus wrote:dog owners are smug, entitled babies

'my lethal child-killing animal should be free to roam unleashed in a city. who cares if my murder beast mauls a 7 year old its MAH RIGHTS to have a pitbull/hyena mix play fetch with other people's infants.' - all dog owners
When did we go from being in a DOG park to in the entire city? You idiot.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:13 pm
by Hell-haine
Sounds like Dead Walrus had a child killed or disfigure by a roaming pit-bull you guys...
A little compassion now... :lhug:

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:13 pm
by DeadWalrus
neckbeard wrote:all dogs hate black people and homosexuals
this is true all dogs, and by extension all dog owners, are racist homophobes.


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Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:14 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Pics of dogs not loading.

I love Pit Bulls, and my uncle has an awesome Australian Cattle Dog. I'm trying to picture what that mix would look like but I can't.

Anyhow, my sweaty and I are getting a dog after this Summer, and so the epic breed debate is about the begin. I want a Pit Bull.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:16 pm
by cold radiance
DeadWalrus wrote:
neckbeard wrote:all dogs hate black people and homosexuals
this is true all dogs, and by extension all dog owners, are racist homophobes.
Not only this but...as black people can't swim a dogshark is a negron's mortal foe.

Re: Bad parents

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:18 pm
by neckbeard
EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO wrote:Pics of dogs not loading.

I love Pit Bulls, and my uncle has an awesome Australian Cattle Dog. I'm trying to picture what that mix would look like but I can't.

Anyhow, my sweaty and I are getting a dog after this Summer, and so the epic breed debate is about the begin. I want a Pit Bull.
They herd and nip the heels of any kids they see running, then rip the throat out of any that trip.