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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:20 pm
by guardianoftheblind
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:21 pm
by krudmonk
$0.5billionbux burn

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:24 pm
by Deez Nutz
"What's your style?"

"You could say... it's the art of fighting, without fighting."

If you don't like this movie, please leave the planet.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:56 pm
by riley-o
guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
:pizza:

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:19 pm
by neckbeard
bruce lee could be up mike tyson and jack dempsey at the smae time.

and bas rutten too

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:21 pm
by Eight Foot Manchild
Best kick in movie history:


Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:59 pm
by BUNGVOX
neckbeard wrote:bruce lee could be up mike tyson and jack dempsey at the smae time.

and bas rutten too
he could be UP them??

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:12 pm
by Necrometer
attn ironic appreciation xasthur fans:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:14 pm
by Comrade Slinky
Any movie with kung fu isn't mandatory.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:52 pm
by jakebonz
Own it on Clun-ray.

Awesome fight scenes, but I could easily do without all of the James Bond type shit.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:38 pm
by soiled depends
guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
:pizza: :pizza: :pizza:

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:46 pm
by doomeddisciple
The Torsion wrote: I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.
Have you ever read the Jeet Kun Do book or whatever his style is called, the one he wrote anyways?

In the book he incorporates and uses examples of many boxers such as Dempsey or Ali when talking about the ineffectiveness of certain martial art techniques etc in real life situations. I don't think I've read too many interviews where Lee claimed to be able to beat a HW or anything.

I actually think Lee is a pioneer who broke down barriers to open up martial arts to westeners both through popular culture and actually revealing techniques, but then as more a boxing fan I don't really know or care more about it than that.

I wouldn't want him to kick me though.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:46 pm
by Whee of the Dead
It's okay. Chinese Connection is his best though.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:48 pm
by Wang Mandu
Necrometer wrote:attn ironic appreciation xasthur fans:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Image
"Ironic appreciation," words from a man who is defeated.

Comrade Slinky wrote:Any movie with kung fu isn't mandatory.
Slinky, I like you but you gave favorable reviews to Die Hard 4, Michael Bay and Nicholas Cage.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:58 am
by NANOplague
Don't forget the badass Lalo Schifrin score.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:50 am
by caldwell.the.great
guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
:lol:

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:31 am
by chris narcosis
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO

HAHHAHA AND WHAT FURTHER PROOF IS THERE THAT ROSS IS A FUCKING QUEER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


MAN YOU COME RIGHT OUT A COMIC BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:39 am
by chris narcosis
HEY ROSS FUCK YOU!!!!!

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:39 am
by Hunter
NANOplague wrote:Don't forget the badass Lalo Schifrin score.
That's what I was coming in here to say.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:06 am
by Comrade Slinky
Wang Mandu wrote: Slinky, I like you but you gave favorable reviews to Die Hard 4, Michael Bay and Nicholas Cage.
It's complicated.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:42 am
by Jesus H Dump
I prefer Return Of The Dragon.


Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:43 am
by GoreyGibbler
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LOOK INTO A COBRAS ASS
A COBRAS ASS
LOOK INTO A COBRAS ASS


:gong:

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:20 pm
by amos galore
caldwell.the.great wrote:
guardianoftheblind wrote:
Necrometer wrote:
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
yeah everyone go see AVATAR instead
:lol:
and who the hell ever ironically likes Bruce Lee? The man is/was utterly unfuckwithable.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:22 pm
by The Torsion
doomeddisciple wrote:
The Torsion wrote: I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.
Have you ever read the Jeet Kun Do book or whatever his style is called, the one he wrote anyways?

In the book he incorporates and uses examples of many boxers such as Dempsey or Ali when talking about the ineffectiveness of certain martial art techniques etc in real life situations. I don't think I've read too many interviews where Lee claimed to be able to beat a HW or anything.

I actually think Lee is a pioneer who broke down barriers to open up martial arts to westeners both through popular culture and actually revealing techniques, but then as more a boxing fan I don't really know or care more about it than that.

I wouldn't want him to kick me though.
I meant the claims about his abilities that are so prevalent and completely over the top.

Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:46 pm
by Pooeyegg
Also check out "Enter the Fat Dragon". An excellent anti bruceploitation parody