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yeah talking about yourself is pretty hard unless you're an asshole (which you aren't)

ghost boner wrote:I just dont know how to describe that I party really hard? Ill get drunk and figure it out

where's the hat that goes with the dog mask

Honky Kong 64 wrote:Holy shit the pan over to the dog mask in the jeep was a thing of rare art.

that was the hardest i've laughed at the internet in a long time.

need to work in some visual proof of booze skills though. then you're as good as in

Vern's got that stocky power lifter build. Should do some videos flipping over 400 pound tires.

As far as adding boozing skills what do you guys suggest? The pictures, record footage or just tell tales? Im thinking I just add pics and play it off like headshots.

you could put in a 30 second edit of you doing a power-hour type thing. and then cut to you saying something hilarious or wickedly shreddng on the guitar

stage name: Jeremy DyTillio

I would avoid coming off as macho though.

Pisscubes wrote:Dude. It's time. You need to document yourself with... The Drunk Chamber

It's a shame you guys are 3000 miles away from each other since if you produced this thing it would be Oscar worthy. NOT THAT IT ISN'T ALREADY

Really needs the no wimps tattoo, drinking, and perhaps some of the normal Vernon has been drinking scenarios.

I was thinking about adding in some DRUNK CHAMBER. I only have til thurs and im not gonna be home in time to edit in anymore stuff maybe. Can someone add to the youtube video if I upload more footage? Ill mail you something cool once I get home

Like everyone else said WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, SHOW THE GOD DAMN TATTOO ALREADY! and in the video you should say something like "Now lets take a look at my resume" and then show a bunch of photos of you partying and passed out in crazy places. I don't know if it's a good idea but maybe have someone throw a book back at you from off camera when you say the part about looking at your resume and tape a picture of you partying or passed out on the cover and then go into the various party pictures. And make it a thick book, like a phone book or some shit.

and maybe some of you assholes could write up some stories about partying with Vern, in the style of those Matt Damon stories and post them in the comments. Slackers.


And Maybe Pisscubes could write one and then video tape himself reading the story like it was one of those eye witness videos with his face all blurred out and you could add that to the video.

Fill the Jeep up with bikini babes

Story about party-molesting a dude you encountered at a shindig with a WIMPS tattoo recently.

Most defo gonna add the tattoo. The bikini babes in the jeep thing is a great idea but I dont have it right now. I am at the beach and know a bunch of babes though so I could probably put together something like that. Like maybe me and a bunch of babes just charge the beach while chugging beers or something

backed

If verno had a kickstarter to be a professional partier i would contribute handsomely & endlessly

48 cents gets you a signed business card!

ghost boner wrote:I only have til thurs and im not gonna be home in time to edit in anymore stuff maybe.

I will be hurt if this wraps up as a Geoffcubesian "hey guys give me all your help and advice so I can ignore it" thread

Regardless im going to send what I have already with a little written party resume and some pics.

Ha, we sent her an email a few months ago asking her to maybe do the design of some split 7" for my band (she does this thing where she paints a picture everyday and sends them to someone for free), but then we weren't happy with her style.

She sure is a hottie though. Hope you get the job so you can maybe take some cool photos of her when she's drunk/sleeping/nude/taking a shower/etc.

riley-o wrote:If verno had a kickstarter to be a professional partier i would contribute handsomely & endlessly

+1. I mean, shit, on top of Verno being the man his 90 second video is better than anything Spike Lee has ever done.

http://youtu.be/E3nN3xPnjCA


final video. criticism welcome