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I never watched the dude's show since I had no idea who he was outside of being the jerk that tries to steal the main character's girl friend in House II. I'm not watching a talk show hosted by that creep. I think I might have seen him in that Avocado movie Comedy Central played non-stop in the 90's but I could never make it 5 seconds into. What a jerk.

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:Robert Crumb has a giant horse cock and Lord Darksoul has a small dick. There is no correlation between dick size and personality. Using dick size hypotheses is just lazy armchair psychology and just as sexist and reductionist as the on/off the period-hypotheses to explain how women behave.

sorry, thought this was a fun thread where we said silly things

He also used to consider himself a conservative "on many issues" back in the Politically Incorrect days of the 90s, but he realized his true niche during the Bush regime when the idiotic liberal college bros started to climb on his dick, and thus, make him a lot more money. His stand-up is fucking AWFUL.

I will say, I'm very liberal, and I've liked a lot of what Maher has said in the past. But for the past 3-4 years or so he's just been insufferable to watch, and the stance on Islam just soured me completely.

godofdeadlydeath wrote:He also used to consider himself a conservative "on many issues"

So did Frank Zappa. Where was his fucking show?

hipster holocaust wrote: So did Frank Zappa. Where was his fucking show?

I think we can all rest easy knowing that Zappa made far more of a cultural impact than Maher ever will, and he will still be remembered when nobody has any idea anymore who Bill Maher was.

spacehamster wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote: So did Frank Zappa. Where was his fucking show?

I think we can all rest easy knowing that Zappa made far more of a cultural impact than Maher ever will, and he will still be remembered when nobody has any idea anymore who Bill Maher was.

Necrometer wrote:

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:Robert Crumb has a giant horse cock and Lord Darksoul has a small dick. There is no correlation between dick size and personality. Using dick size hypotheses is just lazy armchair psychology and just as sexist and reductionist as the on/off the period-hypotheses to explain how women behave.

sorry, thought this was a fun thread where we said silly things

its those of us out there on the margins of middle sized cockdom that really get the shaft in the arm chair psychologizing department. it aint right

FVBTVS wrote:its those of us out there on the margins of middle sized cockdom that really get the shaft in the arm chair psychologizing department. it aint right

Pretty sure at least one or two people have wasted $150,000 on a school that accepted this as their final thesis.

FVBTVS wrote:its those of us out there on the margins of middle sized cockdom that really get the shaft in the arm chair psychologizing department. it aint right

what an adequate take on the situation

I guess there's a cock implant that "actually works" and guys are getting bigger cocks despite already being too large for comfortable sex with their girlfriend. it's a magical thing...

“It is definitely a lot thicker,” she said, not altogether admiringly. “I do have to say that it has been a little bit more painful. There may be times when I say, ‘You know what? Don’t touch me with that thing!’ ” Lube is essential in a way it never was before, and fellatio has proved challenging, as the size of her mouth hasn’t changed. ... And yet she understands the desire for self-improvement, having gotten plastic surgery herself—a breast reduction and lift—after having her third child. “He didn’t have any complaints, either, but he supported me when I did mine,” she said. “And I do see he has more confidence.”

as long as he's confident!

http://www.gq.com/story/penis-enlargement-surgery

In that story, some breasts got smaller and a dick got larger... GAY!!!

I'm remembering an ancient joke Tina fey making about a single mom taking her kid to the playboy mansion and the little tyke has to play "fetch me an ash tray" with bill maher while mommy prays Hugh Hefners viagra will wear off soon. And Carlotta campaign visiting the playboy mansion and meeting bill maher in real life remarking he looks a lot older in person.

I just watched the interview with that snake-oil doctor.

Holy shit, seriously.

I just went back to the first post in this thread and giggled pretty hard. I need to watch this asshole.

Here is the interview. I don't understand how Bill Maher just doesn't start mocking him mercilessly. This guy would be such a softball Daily Show correspondent interview, you wouldn't even need jokes, he is a walking punchline.

that guy looks absolutely incredible in profile

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote: I don't understand how Bill Maher just doesn't start mocking him mercilessly.

It's because while he likes to talk about the superiority of reason and science when he's doing his low-rent Sam Harris shtick, he actually doesn't understand a fucking thing about science and medicine, and the only thing he loves more than the low-rent Sam Harris shtick is conspiracy theories about Big Pharma.

Having given this an inordinate amount of angry thought, I've concluded that you can really decode the entire problem if you start at Maher just taking the car bomb story at face value. That he actually believes that pharmaceutical corporations operate like the mob really tells you everything you need to know. If this guy had an AIDS cure that works as well as he claims it does, and that he has actually published about, someone would have tried to acquire the patent ages ago. Either by buying him out (and one look in this guy's face tells you how quickly he'd sell his aspirations to cure the world) or, failing that, by swiping the idea, getting it patented first and then burying him under a lawsuit. But Bill Maher doesn't even understand that much. He just understands that pharmaceutical corporations are evil. Which, y'know, they are. But they don't need to blow people up to get what they want.

Bill Maher's willingness to accept GMO and Big Pharma conspiracies, yet completely shut down 9/11 "truthers", is also baffling. The fact that he believes that drug companies would pay assassins to take out critics or threats so willingly, yet thinks anyone searching for truth in 9/11 is some batshit wingnut really irritates me. I don't believe in either of those conspiracies, by the way, but the fact that Maher has no problem acting like all of America's health problems come from GMOs and Big Pharma is just ridiculous. And the anti-vax stance is appalling. The "evidence" he points to for being anti-vax is the same Jenny McCarthy bullshit that's been debunked countless times by REAL doctors.

I just want to say you are absolutely killing it spacey, however as I mentioned before I think BM is stupid like a fox. He HAS to know a lot of this is absolute bullshit but also knows what the idiots tuning in want to hear. Shit, do you think O'Reilly believes in all the crap that comes out of his own mouth?

...right? Idk, fuck, maybe he does.

hahahaha I assume this is what's being parodied here?

elephants gerald wrote:hahahaha I assume this is what's being parodied here?

Holy shit. Heidecker is the best.

Science Based Medicine have a pretty comprehensive debunking of all of Chachoua's claims:

https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/wh ... -quackery/

Still can't find any corroboration for the car bomb claim, the only sources are Chachoua himself. I did find out that this allegedly took place in 2011, but still no details as to where and exactly when the bomb happened, what hospital treated his injuries, what was uncovered in subsequent investigation, etc.

Since I slept 4 hours and am hung over as fuck, it seemed like the perfect time to catch up on the latest episode of Real Time with Bill Maher.

He got through the opening monologue and half the interview with Gloria Steinem without saying anything painfully stupid (besides of course his general douchyness and unlikability), but then he really started trying to goad her hard into saying that ISLAM IS THE WORST without success

Now the panel segment of the show is when shit got really bad. He had assembled quite a crackerjack team, a real meeting of the minds this one: Some vapid MSNBC anchor, a Ben Carson campaign advisor and Bill Maher's favorite author (no shit) P.J. O'Rourke.

The favorite author thing immediately raised a red flag, and let me tell you this guy turned out to be THE WORST

Imagine if Bill Maher grew a creepy puberty stache, wore ill fitting unironed suits he probably slept in (to give credit where it's due - Bill's wardrobe people get him suits that fit) and spent the best parts of his life as an alcoholic instead of a pothead and you get a sense of this guy's general demeanor. Mr. O'Rourke is libertarian (of course) and he laughs at every one of his own shitty jokes which mostly consists of dismissing every Bernie Sanders supporters as potheads by making the internationally recognized hand gesture for smokin' a doobie, and still Bill Maher thinks he is just THE BEST cause Bill Maher is nothing if not stupid

Most of the time the audience and the other panelists never laugh at P.J.'s terrible jokes and it makes it really uncomfortable to watch, and since every one on the panel is idiot there is absolutely nothing intelligent or insightful is said I must admit I drifted off and couldn't pay any more attention.

When Erin Brokovich was introduced my prejudices were firing on all cylinders, but I was actually impressed by the sheer amount of hard facts and statistics she had memorized, so she actually brought some much needed substance to the show

I ate cereal during new rules so I couldn't hear Bill over the crunching

One of my friends posted this on FB yesterday

https://newrepublic.com/minutes/129335/ ... ntion-boys

My response