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cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:26 pm
Is the mom of this actress:

She’s the first girl I wacked off to. In retrospect, I had low standards. Still, though, a New Waze girl is a needle in the haystack. Metal, punk, goth, grunge, disco… you can find that on Xvideo or Pornhub. Where the 80’s new waze bitches at?

I definitely downloaded a dirty porno video called "new wave hookers" when I was a lil shaver, but i dont remember if it really had any new wave stuff in it....

I wonder if anyone has ever had heterosexual intercourse while Yazoo was playing???

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 1:55 pm I wonder if anyone has ever had heterosexual intercourse while Yazoo was playing???

I don’t know about that, but if any dude blew a load on a girl’s eyes during Blinded me with Science, is the man.

plotting a New England trip this October. If anyone's in the know for some cool Halloween oriented shit that I should check out that's not one of those boring ass 'blast Dragula while wearing scary bloody clown masks" haunted attractions please let me know.

Have you ever heard about the rapper Dr Gigglez?

I like to walk to the gas station behind my house at night to buy beer. Cutting through a field next to a cemetery. I think about the lady in the graveyard in one of David Markson's books and make up a staticky black metal album in my head that never existed.

Im bored

That house just randomly exploding in Pittsburgh is pretty fucking nuts. Killed a father and son.

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Aug 12, 2023 10:26 pm
Is the mom of this actress:

In a realm where space and time intertwined, there lived a legendary figure known as "The Bill." With his extraordinary ability to travel through space and time, he became a hero like no other, leaping from one adventure to the next. One fateful day, while navigating the chronal currents, The Bill stumbled upon a distressed girl named Lily from Friday the 13th part 5. She was being pursued by the infamous Jason Voorhees.

Drawing upon his swift moves and clever tactics, The Bill managed to rescue Lily from the clutches of the relentless Jason. Grateful and intrigued by his mysterious abilities, Lily joined The Bill on his journey, and soon a unique bond formed between them. As they traversed through different eras and dimensions, their shared experiences kindled a romance that seemed to defy time itself.

Among their many escapades, The Bill and Lily discovered a peculiar fondness for simple activities, even including peeing together in the most extraordinary places. These moments of intimacy amidst their daring exploits brought them closer together, forging a connection that transcended the boundaries of space and time.

However, as time passed, their interests began to diverge. Lily harbored an unwavering passion for 80s pop music, particularly Duran Duran and A-ha. She longed for the synths and melodies that spoke to her heart. On the other hand, The Bill found himself drawn to the grandeur of cosmic wonders and the mysteries of the universe, leaving Lily feeling disconnected from his pursuits.

Their paths eventually began to drift apart, and the strain in their relationship became apparent. Lily's longing for the nostalgic tunes clashed with The Bill's insatiable curiosity, leading them to make a heart-wrenching decision. Unable to reconcile their differing desires, The Bill found himself faced with a difficult choice.

In a moment of deep sorrow, The Bill made the painful decision to leave Lily behind on the desolate moon. The moon's barren landscape served as a metaphor for their growing emotional distance, and in a bittersweet parting, he bid her farewell. As he disappeared into the time-stream, leaving Lily behind, the echoes of their shared adventures and the ache of their lost love lingered in the void.

And so, "The Bill" continued his journey through space and time, forever carrying the memories of their shared romance and the lessons learned from their unique bond. And though Lily remained stranded on the moon, she never forgot the time-traveling hero who had once swept her off her feet, forever cherishing the moments they had shared amidst the vast expanse of the cosmos.

That was beautiful The Bill

If I was going to be a pedantic doofus I'd say she was being perused by Roy the paramedic and listening to Pseudo Echo. I imagine when she was left behind on the moon she was eventually killed by a time traveling nano bot rebuilt super Jason X creature.

cxwx wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:57 am If I was going to be a pedantic doofus I'd say she was being perused by Roy the paramedic and listening to Pseudo Echo. I imagine when she was left behind on the moon she was eventually killed by a time traveling nano bot rebuilt super Jason X creature.

So we're all in agreement that coach Schneider was planning to rape Jesse in Freddy's Revenge? That's why he took out the jump ropes. Totally got what he deserved.

cxwx wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2023 6:59 pm That house just randomly exploding in Pittsburgh is pretty fucking nuts. Killed a father and son.

Yeah, don't fuck around with water heaters, they are basically all potential bombs.

3 destroyed homes, 6 dead, like 30 injured.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-expl ... nsylvania/

I need to descale mine and I'm not looking forward to it...

Bruce Mahler is a national treasure.

Katon from Hirax must have really sold his soul for heavy metal because he's 60 and looks 30. Or he's just a health nut who works out.

cxwx wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 8:44 am Katon from Hirax must have really sold his soul for heavy metal because he's 60 and looks 30. Or he's just a health nut who works out.

Worst voice in all of metal, but absolute proof that black don't crack

Worse than Rick Ta Life's scooby doo noises or Chris Barnes electrolarynx barks?

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Fri Aug 18, 2023 1:54 pm I definitely downloaded a dirty porno video called "new wave hookers" when I was a lil shaver, but i dont remember if it really had any new wave stuff in it....

I actually owned this dvd that got lost a few moves ago. Either that or my wife threw it out. If I remember correctly it didn’t enough boner fuel to fill a weedwhacker

I remember when Gregory Dark directed "new wave hookers 4" and clowns fucked Juli Ashton and she was the new hot shit and so was Dark allegedly and he was supposed to direct and Pantera or NIN video but it never happened. ( maybe he directed a NIN video, I remember he was going to direct a video for a song off The Great Southern Trendkill but that got scrapped)

cxwx wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:13 am Worse than Rick Ta Life's scooby doo noises or Chris Barnes electrolarynx barks?

Worse than Barnes, I guess I finally have to check out 25 ta life