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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:shut the fuck up

F. Murray Sandyclam wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:

F. Murray Sandyclam wrote: A long time ago I knew this chick who went on a date with a guy who was so bored with her he pulled a bunch of firecrackers out of his pocket (WTF? what did he have planned for the date later?), lit them and just started throwing them at cars until he was arrested. It was that bad a date

beg to differ my friend

He was pretty great. He told her he "owned a motorcycle" and then showed up for the date riding a scooter. I was a fan from the start.

Pisscubes wrote:Many years ago I asked my best friend to dress up as Hitler for a movie I was making for a film elective class. I basically just wanted to offend the people in my class cause they were offended by everything, so I made a movie about what a rude roommate Hitler was (drinks all your beer, runs up the phone bill, hits on your girlfriend, etc). I say that only to tell you where the outfit came from:

About a month later he had some chick over who he sort of new. It was something of a date, I guess. Turns out they had nothing in common, so he started drinking really hard. At one point, we're all on the living room downstairs and he gets to his feet and mumbles something about having to go upstairs.

A half hour later, he hasn't returned. The girl asks me about him-- is he all right?

We both go upstairs and find him passed out in the bathtub dressed as Hitler.

Pisscubes wrote: The girl asks me about him-- is he all right?

We both go upstairs and find him passed out in the bathtub dressed as Hitler.

monsterod wrote:Thread is hilariously back off track.

Pisscubes wrote: The girl asks me about him-- is he all right?

We both go upstairs and find him passed out in the bathtub dressed as Hitler.

Speaking of dick roommate moves, I hope the story didn't end here....

By which I mean you apefucked his date.

FYI, I have an IP tracker..

So if you are stalking me, I can fucking see it. And I can see what you search for to find my blog. I can see what page of mine you obviously bookmarked. I can see that you accessed my blog through your ask box. I know who you are. I can see all of that shit. Back off.

(Oh and this is directed at a certain person/situation OBVIOUSLY. Fucking hell.)

\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:shut the fuck up

hipster holocaust wrote:That's so fucking weird that shit's all the rage over there. NO ONE mentioned Magic ONCE the time I was there. It was either Star Wars or which Food Not Bombs was the best or how much of a homophobic square I was.