the gf mentioned the fork-poke thing to me the other day. I am sad to see print magazines take the hit that they have in the past decade but if all these publications took a complete shit I think I'd feel a bit of evil joy. I guess it's no more offensive than Maxim or whatever, but christ. Not the sort of thing I ever get mad about but... come at me with a fork and I'm gonna fucking die laughing.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:22 pm
by Foot Foot
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:27 pm
by copstache
copstache wrote:
went to wal-mart to buy ammo, nearly tripped over this monstrosity
haha i forgot i posted this. the best part is that it was literally right next to the outdoors section
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:58 pm
by Necrometer
there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:23 pm
by riley-o
Foot Foot wrote:
Everything about this is awkward and painful and hilarious and wonderful
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:28 pm
by Zerohero
perused first 2 pages at book store.
no cunts or rods doing anything or fluids flying, just boring words and shit.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:24 am
by Whee of the Dead
Apparently it getting the same release date as my how-to build and pilot an inter dimensional wormhole generating rocket book.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:27 am
by Natas
Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended
mostly on this message board...
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:38 am
by Geeheeb
and Natas' folk-punk record
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:39 am
by james
Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!
It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:49 am
by Honky Kong 64
Pisscubes wrote:It's just gotta hurt if you're a longtime writer of erotica to have this chimp be the new spokesperson for your genre. It's like having to listen to Sum 41 tell everyone how to be a really good punk band.
This x 100000000
I literally feel bad for women who just discovered erotica through this bullshit.
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:48 am
by Necrometer
So pissed this was not bumped with a trailer for the surely inevitable movie
james wrote:
Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!
It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.
Yes! The bukkake example might be imperfect because I have the impression that it has its origins in filmed erotica, while BDSM was initially a real-life thing or a literary thing, but not initially a filmed-porn thing...
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:11 am
by Foot Foot
Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended:
rule #1: if your protagonist's love interest is a socially retarded intellectual lummox who confuses abusively insulting misogyny and near-psychopathic emotional humiliation with BDSM play-acting, make sure you mention no less than 987 times that he's a super duper handsome infinity-billionaire who treats people like fuckdolls only because Mommy Issues (tm).
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:46 pm
by riley-o
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:42 pm
by Steeb
riley-o wrote:
Rape Culture
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:58 pm
by riley-o
Boner on public transit culture
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:33 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:19 pm
by riley-o
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:06 pm
by Necrometer
main guy from Pacific Rim will play Christian Grey
Re: Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn