"hey guys, I brought in some leftover noms from my bachelorette shindig this weekend in the break room. eat all the things!"
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:37 pm
by Spooky Apparition
froyo
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:37 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
That phrase should be followed by a swift nut-kick/cunt-punt, depending on who uttered it.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:09 pm
by Necrometer
obligoyo
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:36 pm
by Blair
I was getting a slush and had to casually displace a pair of nerds who were putting every flavour in their cups. The fat one, after getting all six varieties in his cup "me likey."
I was grinding my teeth to powder as I stalked out of there.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:33 am
by Ray
"No fucks given", "zero fucks" and the like need to go
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:32 am
by spacehamster
Ray wrote:"No fucks given", "zero fucks" and the like need to go
That's getting there for sure, but I'll always love it a little for having given birth to this, one of my favorite stupid meme pictures of all time:
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:34 am
by Ray
yeah that's a decent meme that took a little bit of thought, not some random pleb on Facebook co opting it into his or her stupid status update
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:08 pm
by FVBTVS
spacehamster wrote:
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:56 pm
by elephants gerald
I'm sure this has been covered but
I can't even
almost as horrible as "that awkward moment when"
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:26 am
by hipster holocaust
Blair wrote:"me likey."
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:47 am
by Natas
Ray wrote:pleb
also, are we ready to retire facepalm from our acceptable language here yet or
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:52 am
by Ray
wasn't even aware pleb was a vern
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:52 am
by Ray
Natas wrote: here yet or
well if we're gonna split hairs here. suck my dick craig
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:05 am
by chris narcosis
elephants gerald wrote: "that awkward moment when"
THATS THE WORST OF THE FOOKIN LOT MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I RECKON MORE FOLKS NEED TO SAY MATE AT THE END OF SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN EVEN SAY IT TO A DIKHUGGER 'DICKHEAD IM NOT YOUR MATE, MATE!!!!!!!!' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:50 pm
by Blair
Pisscubes wrote:
Blair wrote:I was getting a slush and had to casually displace a pair of nerds who were putting every flavour in their cups. The fat one, after getting all six varieties in his cup "me likey."
I was grinding my teeth to powder as I stalked out of there.
I'm not sure WHY that enrages me, but it kind of does.
Did I mention he said it with oily, salacious zeal?
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:32 am
by hipster holocaust
Next time go up to that motherfucker and rub his belly with a straight face.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:21 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
No worries.
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:23 pm
by Cryptoplasty
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:No worries.
I didn't realize how annoyed I was with this until now
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:01 pm
by FVBTVS
getting my X on
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:16 pm
by RY4N
fuhgeddaboutit
Re: Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:43 pm
by ghost boner
FVBTVS wrote:getting my X on
my friend told me this story once about when he went to use a public restroom and it was just a bunch of black guys hanging out in there and while he was pissing one said "im about to get my shit on" and his friends were like "damn thats nasty dawg" to which he replied "nigga, you trippin'" and my friend lost his shit. so where i was going with that is that ones ok.