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Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:52 pm
by Ray
What are the Kings doing... the Suns have Dragic, Bledsoe and now Isiah Thomas? Uhhhhh...

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:33 pm
by bland ed
at least i don't have to listen to that asshole announcer from miami in the finals any longer

fuck that gui forever and ever

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:22 pm
by Ray
yeah thank god

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:02 am
by Wang Mandu
Oh Bosh, you moron. Not crazy about the Bulls going after Gasol since he's 34. Seems about 4~5 years too late. Does he start or Gibson (who has fucking earned it)?

Carmelo is also a moron if he stays in NY. That franchise is a disaster.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:22 am
by bland ed
bennett supposedly looking good in summer league, does that mean anything guis?

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:31 am
by Toilet Fleet
bosh really is a dummy for going back to the heat. he's now the first option on that team by a comfortable margin. that is a baaaaad sign. going to houston is pretty much a guaranteed top 3 finish even in the stacked west, assuming they could have run the easiest fucking offensive formation ever considering the personnel they would have had

i'm morbidly curious to see just how exposed a bronless heat are.

eddie, one, can we hang out someday? lakers style. two, summer league is notoriously nothing. a guy i knew in college was invited to nets summer league and did pretty good (9/6.5 in 28 minutes) so basically summer league aint shit

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:02 pm
by Ray
Carmelo and Bosh wanna cash checks and rot in the east...cool!! What an exciting off-seasonLEBRONLEBRONLEBRONLEBRONLEBRON

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:00 pm
by bland ed
Yo mochulsky come out to terrorizer tonight homes

Besides queen, cavs finna get miller bitchman andersen and gray alien? Fuck...

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:01 pm
by FVBTVS
you may take our king but you cant have our dinosaur rawr :twisted:

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:51 pm
by Ray
Rockets nabbed Ariza for a pretty good deal ($8 mil)... still doesn't address a dire need at PF and PG. Terrible... I'll even take Carlos Boozer at this point. Huge upgrade fundamentally/defensively speaking for what they have now.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:00 am
by altars of radness
Yeah, the Rockets kinda fucked themselves. From looking like they'd land Melo or Botch to signing Ariza and maybe keeping Parsons, that is a covered-in-your-own-shit off-season. It's great that they ditched Lin's salary, but if they end up matching Dallas on Parsons, there goes all that cash. While they're at it, they could really out-Rocket themselves and trade Howard for Amare Stoudamire.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:13 pm
by altars of radness
Oops. Woke up to see they let Parsons go. Are they saving cash for next year, or is there anyone left out there that they could use? Shaun Marion?

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 12:15 am
by Ray
Trevor Ariza takes Parsons' spot. It's also kind of redundant to have $23mil wrapped up in one position so I'm not surprised they don't want to pay him. It's okay if Chris cunting Bosh disses you but not when you lose Parsons for nothing in return.

I also want to express my white hot vitriol for the recently formed basketball subculture that is dedicated to sucking the shit out of Jeremy Lin's ass and following him around on whatever team he's on. They've been dubbed as "Lin-only Fans" and they're the most obnoxious sports fans I've ever come across on the internet, and I'm just now realizing the magnitude of their numbers and fervor this offseason with what happened to Lin and subsequent fallout. And now that they've moved into camp with Lakers fans...HAHA fuck, I can't wait to be dead.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 2:06 am
by altars of radness
Ray wrote: "Lin-only Fans"
Where I'm from, we just call them chinks.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 5:10 am
by Natas
Lin-only fans? I wonder what an example of that would look like.
I was scared when Philly was trying to get him. He seems links overpaid garbage to me.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:34 am
by Toilet Fleet
Natas wrote:Lin-only fans? I wonder what an example of that would look like.
I was scared when Philly was trying to get him. He seems links overpaid garbage to me.
he's got the st. tebow bona fides: huge in the fundie culture

he probably throws a football bette rthan tebow though

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:36 am
by Toilet Fleet
oh and my wife is doing whatever the mexican equivalent of sitting shiva is re: pau to the bulls. she loves the lakers until she dies, but she loves pau gasol. it's going to be a rough year for her tbqh.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 7:09 pm
by Natas
Anthony Morrow to the Thunder. Love it!

I saw Darryl Morey said it's the teams that find a Chandler Parsons that will be successful, not the ones who sign him to a max deal. That sounds fine to me.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:24 pm
by Ray
Me too. Especially since Parsons just started spouting off shit in the press about how big his head has gotten... holy shit. How about outplaying Nic Batum in a playoff game for once buddy...

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:22 pm
by bland ed
is there a swaggy p only fan thing going on? kinda want to be a part of that

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:55 am
by Natas
Image

"How do you feel, Chandler?"

"To be honest, my head is really big right now. It feels great."

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:29 am
by Toilet Fleet
the charlotte bobnets sign lance stephenson, and... are they like, actually pretty good now? walker/stephenson/kidd-gilchrist/jefferson/biyombo/mcroberts? and some draft talent coming in (including a rangy 6-10 that shoots over 70% from the line)? they could finish fourth in the east, depending miami's slide.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 7:22 pm
by altars of radness
Yeah, although I see Stephenson as being either the victim or the perpetrator of a violent death in the relatively near future. I like Pierce in Washington.

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 8:59 pm
by bland ed
PJ wrote:Dwight asked Kobe what he was planning to do after he recovered from his Achilles injury. Was this going to be his last year? “No,” replied Kobe. “I’m planning to be around for three or four more years.”
At that point, according to others in the room, Dwight’s eyes went blank and he drifted away. In his mind, the game was over.
:wank: :wank: :wank:

Re: NBA THREAD: Toilet Fleet Jr 2013!!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:10 pm
by Natas
The hell is that ed