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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 11:49 am
You guys are pussies lol. Sprained ankles and catheters pulled out you're comparing about? I had all my ribs crushed in a car accident.
Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
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You guys are pussies lol. Sprained ankles and catheters pulled out you're comparing about? I had all my ribs crushed in a car accident.
In the mid 1990s, Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia, DJs on Boston radio station WAAF-FM, promoted a giveaway of "100 Grand" over several weeks before finally revealing to the eventual winner that the prize was a 100 Grand bar rather than $100,000.
Ben Shapiro did his first show without ads yesterday, this is how serious the situation is.
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From what I heard, original McDonald's standed for family values and a cozy atmosphere. It's hilarious that Japanese McDonald's looks more like the original idea of McDonald's than American, which is supposed to be THE ORIGINAL McDonald's
There was actually one really evil guy in the Twin Towers on 9/11 and he was using everyone else in there as human shields
This Palestinian 12 year-old child from Gaza, had a crested a gaming YouTube channel. His goal was to reach 100k subscribers.
Awni eldous was killed in an israeli strike on Gaza.
Zionist criminals killed a child THAT ALL HE WANTED WAS 100k YOUTUBE SUBS
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The little boy put on his clothes for the cold and then told his father:
"Ok dad, I'm ready"
His Dad, the pastor, said: "Ready for what?"
"Dad, it's time to go outside and distribute our flyers."
Dad replied: "Son, it's very cold outside and it's drizzling."
The child looked surprised at his father and said: "But dad, people need to know about God even on rainy days."
Dad replied, "Son, I'm not going outside in this weather."
With despair, the child said: "Dad, can I go alone? Please!"
His father waited for a moment and then said: "Son, you can go. Here are the flyers, be careful."
"Thank you, dad!"
And with this, the son went out into the rain. The 11-Year-old walked all the streets of the village, handing out the flyers to the people he saw.
After 2 hours of walking in the rain and cold and with his last flyer in his hand, he stopped at a corner to see if he saw someone to give the flyer to, but the streets were totally deserted. Then he turned to the first house he saw, walked to the front door, rang the bell several times, and waited, but no one came out.
Finally, the boy turned to leave... but something stopped him. The child turned back to the door and began to ring the bell and pound on the door strongly with his knuckles. He kept waiting. Finally, the door was opened gently.
A lady came out with a very sad look and gently asked:
"What can I do for you, son?" With radiant eyes and a bright smile, the child said: "Lady, I'm sorry if I upset you, but I just want to tell you that God really loves you and that I came to give you my last flyer, which talks about God and His great love."
The boy then gave her the flyer.
She just said, "Thank you, son, God bless you!"
Well, the next Sunday morning, the pastor was in the pulpit and when the service began he asked:
"Does someone have a testimony or something they want to share?"
Gently, in the back row of the church, an older lady stood up. When she started talking, a radiant and glorious look sprouted from her eyes:
"Nobody in this church knows me. I have never been here, even last Sunday I was not Christian.
My husband died a while ago leaving me totally alone in this world. Last Sunday was a particularly cold and rainy day, and it was so cold and lonely in my heart that I felt I had come to the end of the road and didn't want to live anymore.
I took a chair and a rope and went up to the attic of my house. I tied a noose and the other end of the rope to the rafters of the roof; then I climbed onto the chair and put the rope around my neck.
I then stood on the chair, so alone and heartbroken, I was about to throw myself off the chair when suddenly I heard the loud sound of the door being knocked on.
So I thought: "I'll wait for a minute and whoever it is will go away."
I waited and waited, but the door knocking was getting louder and louder every time. It got so loud that I couldn't ignore it anymore.
So I wondered, who could it be?
No one ever comes to my door or comes to visit me! I released the rope from my neck and went to the door, while the bell was still ringing and the door was still being knocked on.
When I opened the door, I couldn't believe what my eyes saw, in front of my door was the most radiant and angelic child I'd ever seen. His smile, Oh, I can never describe it! The words that came out of his mouth made my heart, which had been dead so long, come back to life, when he said with the VOICE OF A CHERUBIM: "Lady, I just want to tell you that God really loves you."
"When the little angel disappeared between the cold and the rain, I closed my door and read every word of the flyer. Then I went to the attic to remove the chair and rope.
I didn't need them anymore. As you see. Now I am a happy daughter of the King. Since the direction of the boy, when he left, was to this church, I came personally to say thank you to that little angel of God who came just in time to rescue my life from an eternity in hell. And replaced it with eternity in God's presence."
Everyone cried in the church.
The Pastor came down from the pulpit to the first bench, where the little boy was sitting; he took his son in his arms and cried uncontrollably.
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Don't let this message die because of tiredness or bad weather; after reading it, pass it on to others.
Remember, God's message can make a big difference in someone's life. Never be afraid to spread the love of God.
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Can I get an AMEN?