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They need to start banning little kids from flying next. One of the worst flights I had was when I was stuck beside some fucking 5 year old kid....

When I was riding the train down from PA a few months ago I had the flu and was stuck behind some negro with a beef/onion sandwich. The stench of that thing had me gagging. It took him two hours at least to eat it and then a few hours later he was farting it out again, of course...all while talking to his homies about basketball or rap or whatever the fuck they talk about. He got off the train right before I started vomiting in his ear.

Bored, Esq. wrote:When I was riding the train down from PA a few months ago I had the flu and was stuck behind some negro with a beef/onion sandwich. The stench of that thing had me gagging. It took him two hours at least to eat it and then a few hours later he was farting it out again, of course...all while talking to his homies about basketball or rap or whatever the fuck they talk about. He got off the train right before I started vomiting in his ear.

I would enjoy drinking many beers with you sir.

it's pretty hard to respect a dude who has been wearing shants 365 for over 15 years now

When he sheds all that fucking flab it all joins together and creates some cinematic atrocity like Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back or Clerks 2.

TheDOAD wrote:

Holy shit, and keep in mind that Seth Rogen is a big chubby guy...

Alls I know is that Elizabeth Banks has the good stuff at home and Kevin Smith is a loudmouth douchebag, who is so insecure with his appearance that he has worn the same outfit for nearly 20 years regardless of the weather.

Also, after years of being a DARE posterboy, he has discovered the leaf and goes off about non-stop like he was 16.

I wish he would go away.

Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy.

Ever see Chasing Amy? If so, then that will answer your question.

Holy shit. He claims he isn't "that fat", when in fact he is way beyond. On the end of the fat director spectrum, Peter Jackson lost so much weight he doesn't even look like the same person.

He's Cartman-fat. The should start putting his bowl at the end of the driveway each morning or something.

Jesus, he makes Seth Rogen look fit.

Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:Holy shit. He claims he isn't "that fat", when in fact he is way beyond. On the end of the fat director spectrum, Peter Jackson lost so much weight he doesn't even look like the same person.

Lard vampirism?

He should be on Celebrity Fit Clun.

Did any of the articles say what class he was flying? I guess if it was stand by then it must have been coach. I'd think a celebrity of his stature would fly business class, what with the bigger seats and all.

Jesus fucking christ, look how wide those shoulders are. What do you have to eat to get like that?

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serious lol, especially after scrolling down and seeing the recent kevin smith pics

The Torsion wrote:Jesus, he makes Seth Rogen look fit.

Exactly what I was thinking. But...Rogan has lost a lot of weight. Still...the guy is a fucking piano.

Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:Did any of the articles say what class he was flying?

Southwest doesn't have any first class seating.

My uncle works at s funeral home, and he says when people who are that big die, they use a septic tank for a vault. Of they cremate them, they have to take special precautions because all the fat can start a grease fire or explode.

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Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy.

Ever see Chasing Amy? If so, then that will answer your question.

One of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I actually like a good chunk of Kevin Smiths movies.

Necrometer wrote:

Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:Holy shit. He claims he isn't "that fat", when in fact he is way beyond. On the end of the fat director spectrum, Peter Jackson lost so much weight he doesn't even look like the same person.

Lard vampirism?

Maybe Peter Jackson is more talented than him behind the treadmill as well as behind the camera.

Good fucking god.

You know...before the internet I actually used to have some vague respect for the human race. That went away a long time ago.

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