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eh_d wrote:

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Friendly Goatus wrote:I can't risk my reeelapse honor with a failed thread

when i mastobate i pretend i have a dick and i use both hands , my imaginary dick is really big. once i cum i sing the teenage mutant ninja turtles song and punch myself in the face 3 times just to know i still can feel

BUNGVOX wrote:

Friendly Goatus wrote:I can't risk my reeelapse honor with a failed thread

Looking to get schooled on humor again, you manchild?

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

ME WANT FOOOOOOOOD

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:

Cryptoplasty wrote:i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously

The Apathy Clause takes on new meaning with her. All this is entirely important to her. She won't run out and get a new life. She was raised here. It's actually not right. It's why you don't give your baby more than a few sips of beer...you don't want to fuck them up that young.

I see you're using the board as modern literature practice...

i think zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is chinbeard!

ryan, if you think i eat too much just SAY SO. jeez.

'm all 'rig'nal honey-pie

you guys are gonna make her cry...

i am vegan only to associate myself with counterculture.

Why doesn't everybody her foe'd? Thank fuck for that option. Are you all sadists or masochists? I can't figure it out.

NP: Thin Lizzy-Chinatown.

I considered foeing her but this is more fun.



I totally boned this suicidal effeminate junkie last night after his band finished up. It's probably my favorite band in the world even though I don't know their name or really pay attention to the music. I'm recounting this experience on a public forum but DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M A LADY AND NEED TO PRESERVE MY REPUTATION

Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.

who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.

who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

amos galore wrote:

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.

who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

that better be a 40 cause anything smaller would not be worthwhile to use for urine storage. plus i want don't want to look too high class, and i like that whole ironic ghetto thing so......boner......<insert random adjective for added awkward and uneasy quirkiness>

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.

who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....

You talk shit now but you would love to hang out with me. I might even let you slurp on my chowderhog, shitwrinkle.

i'm smelling kinda funny after mainlining hummus last night into an anal vein

i'm going to have ironic 80's night at home with some random girl i met because, but i'm bi-sexual for attention only so i'll never touch her........fuuuuuuuuuuu

I could have any one of you whenever I want. That's why you're all so mean to me. It's not because I'm obnoxious and narcissistic.

The Torsion wrote:I could have any one of you whenever I want. That's why you're all so mean to me. It's not because I'm obnoxious and narcissistic.

you say you would never fuck me, but i know you would fuck me if i giggles by titties in your pimpled mug which i've never seen.
im going to a vegan pig roast brb.....

look at me, i'm amelia. i vaguely favor dave mustaine with bitchin' titties and a boyman fixation.

i have not posted since this thread started and will probably take time off and when i come back everyone will have forgotten about this thread, riiiiiiight?..........

i hate money and it's totally disgusting for you people that are TRAPPED in your own delusion but I totally scored 25 boner dollars/hr at my work yesterday from my fat, hairy Italian boss who I'm way too good to work for. But, you know, I'm a cheap fat slut FUCK YOU FATTY! that money's going for some rad nuggets and I'm totally going to bone down with this autistic retard that smells like shit OMG i hope I don't get herpes again...

Waddled to the show my new favorite portland band was playing and stood around awkwardly...no money for beer so i just drank out of cans in the dumpster and waddled home to play with my cat who is now dead because i spent the food money on weed and stupid tattoos.

I guess you guys killed her.