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Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:33 pm
by BUNGVOX
Bored, Esq. wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:if you're gonna play in texas
Dude...don't even...
i already did.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:26 am
by Vagectomy
You can't remember fucking me Amelia? Believe me, I am waaaay out of your league, my cock was just rock hard and you were willing. We were both drunk. You left a mark on my chest. You liked the way I bit your nipples. Whatever, it's a distant memory anyway. I just wanted to get it out and let the board know that you have gross tits.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:27 am
by John Jr.
Vagectomy wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.
Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.
nah, that's what is known as "awesome"

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:33 am
by Vagectomy
John Jr. wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.
Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.
nah, that's what is known as "awesome"
Whatever floats your boat. It was a quick and easy fuck, nothing more or less.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:03 am
by BUNGVOX
i saw those jugs in that pic she posted once id put some naughty thrusts on em.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:47 pm
by Friendly Goatus
They were like twice as long as they were wide... and the nipples looked like thin diagonal slashes. It's like her tits aged twice as fast as she did.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:06 pm
by BUNGVOX
Friendly Goatus wrote:They were like twice as long as they were wide... and the nipples looked like thin diagonal slashes. It's like her tits aged twice as fast as she did.
didn't stop you from flogging your pud in a heated catatonic trance.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:11 pm
by Friendly Goatus
If you're going to use big words at least use them right.

I wouldn't have been able to jerk it even if I wanted to in a catatonic state. Though they actually did make me catatonic... it was a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:12 pm
by BUNGVOX
whatever it takes to get you there meat head.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:14 pm
by Friendly Goatus
I see you're posting on autopilot already...

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:15 pm
by BUNGVOX
stoned temple auto pilot.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:49 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
dude's obviously a liar. any guy that has fucked me knows i dont like my tits touched AT ALL unless we're dating, and i don't date.

PERIOD.

man oh man. fucking me is like fucking your grandma. 'DONT!'

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:51 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:59 am
by Friendly Goatus
Have you anything to say for thrusting your bare chest bags upon us? Not even an apology?

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:11 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
meh. i assume you've seen your grandpa naked, so i didn't think it was a big deal...?

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:17 am
by Friendly Goatus
At least my grandpa was kind of hot.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:19 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
yo man, i bought like a 10 year supply of disposable razors yesterday (that means 10 schicks period)...i'll let you know when i thin the nipple fur, brah...

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:24 am
by Hotchka!
i thought your boobs were quite nice and ive always appreciated you showing them on multiple occasions

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:27 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
Well that wasn't creepy or awkward at all!


hahaha

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:30 am
by Hotchka!
unfortunately youre a little too mean for me

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:30 am
by Friendly Goatus
Yeah, Hotchka. She only responds to abuse. Anything else is beneath her.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:34 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
Whaaaat? One of my biggest issues is with being too nice, are you kidding? If i weren't so nice i would have maybe fucked like 5 people instead of 30 or whatever. wow.


honesty isn't being mean!

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:30 am
by Lord Beguile
30.... Amelia, modesty is not your strongest point, dear

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:13 am
by BUNGVOX
Friendly Goatus wrote:At least my grandpa was kind of hot.
did you suck him off like good lil bitch that you are?

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:41 am
by wheatgurm
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: any guy that has fucked me knows i dont like my tits touched AT ALL
haha that's messed up if im hitt'n it I would also mash tits, sorry.