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I forgot that beefs was pluralized and it makes me laugh again now.

Let's wrap Geoff's entire cubicle in all the tinfoil we've recovered from Chad's fucking (half)head.

Introvert wrote:
And Kevin, quit using my PBR as toilet water!

No kidding! The poor water closet deserves better!

Who flies a plane into us? Thor?

Just fucking change it for fucks sakes. Changing water bottles is like the funnest thing ever. You should be thanking Chad.

soiled depends wrote:someone is always stealing my novelty pens...

Hey, noob hire. Saw your thread that said you got the job. Welcome to Reee Inc. Those are MY pens, punk! Get back to your fucking desk....

I took the stapler home with me.

anyone up for some Quake on the office LAN tomorrow?

pleasuretokill wrote:

soiled depends wrote:someone is always stealing my novelty pens...

Hey, noob hire. Saw your thread that said you got the job. Welcome to Reee Inc. Those are MY pens, punk! Get back to your fucking desk....

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCmuLXi ... re=related<

OFFICE DRAMA.

NYAGGUH!

jakebonz wrote:anyone up for some Quake on the office LAN tomorrow?

make it Quake II and i'm all over it

I think Krieg will be a consultant from overseas or something who is secretly scoping the company for a potential hostile takeover. He'll actually go out to lunch every day and nobody will ever go with him or anything, he'll go to some fancy place we can't afford or pronounce or order anything at if we did go.

I can't fucking believe I have to share an office with Battletweeter.

The Torsion wrote:I can't fucking believe I have to share an office with Battletweeter.

Don't worry! He requested to have his cubicle outside in the back 40 behind the building.

You are in charge of breakfast though....

Hope you idiots like store brand Froot Loops.

Krieg would be the guy going through everyone's lunch, and leaving notes like "this is what you made for lunch? LOL".

I took a computer out of the dumpster out back... after slipping it in there earlier...

The Torsion wrote:Hope you idiots like store brand Froot Loops.

Fuck...you are officially relieved of breakfast doody!

Somebody stole my stapler.

Shit man, I can get a 55 gallon drum of them for eleven dollars from Sam's. Zombiehead told me about it. He squats at the one by the interstate.

You wonder why the break room keeps running out of Coffee Mate? I put so much of it into my cup of coffee that the coffee turns into a pale tan sludge that I eat like pudding. It's so rich and yummy! And I need more... better pick up the 55 gallon drum size next time.

i take my shits in the ladies room because you're just begging for a case of the creeping crud even entering the men's room

Yeah, sure, then I'll pour it in your gas tank.

quit asking me to fix your email

Who keeps pinning Dilbert strips on the bulletin board?