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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:17 am
by riley-o
pics of faces you hate on steroids & crack times infinity

it's almost as bad as dwyer's

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:00 am
by Necrometer
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Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.
hey frickin' slayer is that an astrological sign on his arm there?

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:41 am
by the awesome Assassin
SHOOTME wrote:Image

Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:41 am
by SHOOTME
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Asshole.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:53 am
by copstache
Tony Twist wrote:Welp, they got their man .............


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New photo shoot with the new guy and everything. Anyone who says the lead singer either needs to be crouching or standing on something is just crazy.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Crazy accurate that is.


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whoa, hobo Varg

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:20 pm
by The Bill
SHOOTME wrote:Image

Asshole.
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:22 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
Tony Twist wrote:Image
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yep, still showin' off the sick tats.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:48 pm
by BUNGVOX
so did they find their bass player at the greyhound station or what?

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:39 pm
by monsterod
No way is he under 35.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:52 pm
by SHOOTME
triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:
Tony Twist wrote:Image
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yep, still showin' off the sick tats.
Five Toe Faggot Shoes is what the band should be called.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:53 pm
by SHOOTME
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Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:54 pm
by BUNGVOX
i don't see why someone wouldn't wanna jump on that gravy train. looks like a total party.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:00 pm
by Tony Twist
Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:03 pm
by BUNGVOX
Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
dude.....their performance pix say it all........these dudes are tearing up stages all over the world.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:14 pm
by Tony Twist
BUNGVOX wrote:
Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
dude.....their performance pix say it all........these dudes are tearing up stages all over the world.
Yeah, but is there anyone watching?

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:25 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
SHOOTME wrote:Image
... aaand more sick tatties. I'm almost willing to pay for this guy to get his other arm done. :roll:
Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
I may have posted this already, but at work I often hear the local modern rock station. I know they play these guys, but every time I try to think of what they sound like I end up thinking of other songs by other (equally douchey) bands. So I guess imagine the most generic angst-metal imaginable, and then make it even more trivial.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:41 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
The real question is why was SHOOTME following this band's exploits? Are you on their street team?

Street Team SHOOTME: Santa's helper elf for bands

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:30 pm
by BUNGVOX
these are the type of bands who totally have 'street teams'

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:22 pm
by SHOOTME
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:The real question is why was SHOOTME following this band's exploits? Are you on their street team?

Street Team SHOOTME: Santa's helper elf for bands
I'm not sure whether to be more furious over you thinking I like this shitty bro-core band, or you calling me an elf. Once I decide...be prepared to die.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:51 pm
by Necrometer
SHOOTME wrote:Image
hey F slayer is that an astro sign on his arm or what? it looks like 2/3 of a cap

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:06 am
by Ogre of Disgust
Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
OF COURSE NOT. "A sandwich made from fresh steaming dog shit? Has anyone even tasted it?"

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:40 am
by postaddiction
yeah, they play music. It sounds just like a band called "Five Finger Death Punch" should sound.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:03 am
by Frickin' Slayer
Necrometer wrote:
SHOOTME wrote:Image
hey F slayer is that an astro sign on his arm or what? it looks like 2/3 of a cap
hey,wat an astute observation! yes,it n fact Duz look like he has the capricorn symbol tattooed on his arm! the pics of him wearing the fedora, his preoccupation with masculinity, and as u pointed out his apparent self-consciousness abt his physical stature, r all dead giv aways that he is a capricorn! well done,my friend! im gona add thiz to his file.

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:19 am
by Necrometer
:fonz:

Re: Five Finger Death Punch - new bassist flyer

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:01 am
by Broken Into Pieces
why is he wearing the knuckleduster with the fingers through the wrong holes?