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Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:03 am
by krudmonk
meanwhile, on hegenberger
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Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:45 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Yankees, Angels Discussed Vernon Wells
Ahahahaha oh god please let this happen!

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:24 pm
by CoconutBackwards1
I hope to GOD these rumors about the Tigers shopping Porcello around are true.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:36 pm
by Black Jacques
Quit screwing up other threads you fucking weakling.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:55 am
by Whiffleball Ace
Pisscubes wrote:
Magick Sam wrote:his worse brother, who seems to care about baseball similarly little
I know :fp:
Good. He wouldn't have been a good fit in Oakland anyway. I'm lookin' at you Asdrubal.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:03 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Good trade for both teams, the Mariners had more leverage since the Angels were the ones who needed to make a trade (in any case, the Mariners still suck).

The A's signed Nakajima. He has a very exaggerated leg kick, no wonder there were questions about him being able to transition to MLB. Hope he's not a disaster.


Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:11 am
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
Compare/contrast Cespedes workout video.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:01 pm
by The Schwartz
aw man Ryan Freel committed suicide. I fucking loved Ryan Freel

:(

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:50 am
by the awesome Assassin
Oh Andruw Jones, you silly goose...

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:38 am
by Natas
And Gunther said he couldn't get arrested

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 1:36 pm
by Gunther
fuck that fat idiot. i hope his japan contract gets voided.

on a better note, this article owns: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/87722 ... mlb-season
• In 328 of Dunn's always-entertaining trips to home plate, the ball never got around to leaving the batter's box (222 strikeouts, 105 walks, 1 HBP)! So who else has ever had that many trips like that in one season? Nobody, obviously.

• Dunn also worked only 110 hits into his repertoire (amid those 222 strikeouts). That means he's now had back-to-back seasons with at least twice as many punchouts as hits. So how many other position players have done that two years in a row? You guessed it. Zero.

• In yet another bid for swing-and-miss history, the Big Donkey had more strikeouts (156) than the pitcher who was leading the big leagues in strikeouts, Justin Verlander (152), as late as Aug. 5! Alas, a late-season oblique strain got in the way of that quest. …

• But not this one: Dunn struck out at least once in every one of his first 32 games of the season, barely squeaking by the old record -- of 14!

• In yet more unprecedented Human Air Conditioner developments, Dunn became the first man in history to whiff 134 times before the All-Star break. Would you believe Albert Pujols has also whiffed 134 times -- in the past two seasons combined?

• In non-strikeout news, this man hit his 30th homer this year before he hit his 30th single! And kids, all we can say is, don't try that at home.

• But finally, here's this important question: Who had the better year -- Dunn or his "hot-hitting" teammate, Alex Rios? Don't answer too hastily now. Dunn hit .204 in 649 trips to the plate. Rios hit .304 in 640 trips. But Dunn still reached base more times (216) than Rios did (214)? You can look it up!
i could read adam dunn stats all day

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:38 pm
by CoconutBackwards1
Gunther wrote:fuck that fat idiot. i hope his japan contract gets voided.

on a better note, this article owns: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/87722 ... mlb-season
• In 328 of Dunn's always-entertaining trips to home plate, the ball ball ball never got around to leaving the batter's box (222 strikeouts, 105 walks, 1 HBP)! So who else has ever had that many trips like that in one season? Nobody, obviously.

• Dunn also worked only 110 hits into his repertoire (amid those 222 strikeouts). That means he's now had back-to-back seasons with at least twice as many punchouts as hits. So how many other position players have done that two years in a row? You guessed it. Zero.

• In yet another bid for swing-and-miss history, the Big Donkey had more strikeouts (156) than the pitcher who was leading the big leagues in strikeouts, Justin Verlander (152), as late as Aug. 5! Alas, a late-season oblique strain got in the way of that quest. …

• But not this one: Dunn struck out at least once in every one of his first 32 games of the season, barely squeaking by the old record -- of 14!

• In yet more unprecedented Human Air Conditioner developments, Dunn became the first man in history to whiff 134 times before the All-Star break. Would you believe Albert Pujols has also whiffed 134 times -- in the past two seasons combined?

• In non-strikeout news, this man hit his 30th homer this year before he hit his 30th single! And kids, all we can say is, don't try that at home.

• But finally, here's this important question: Who had the better year -- Dunn or his "hot-hitting" teammate, Alex Rios? Don't answer too hastily now. Dunn hit .204 in 649 trips to the plate. Rios hit .304 in 640 trips. But Dunn still reached base more times (216) than Rios did (214)? You can look it up!
i could read adam dunn stats all day
That link is incredible.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:31 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Ugueth Urbina Hopes To Return To MLB
Read more at http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/#cHLIBx0daZg7a3Qq.99
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:39 pm
by the awesome Assassin

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:58 am
by Zap Rowsdower
:tup: Shut it down, boys.

Fuck the HoF anyway.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:05 pm
by krudmonk
writers in love with themselves

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:20 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Hahaha Aaron Sele got a vote.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:23 pm
by DR. THRAXX
krudmonk wrote:writers in love with themselves
:lol: :lol:

This is 100% correct.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:49 pm
by Natas
no one, srsly?

I wouldn't have had a real problem with Schilling making it, esp considering the era. But yeah fuck baseball writers. Bunch of fucking nerds with their WAR and all that bullshit. The ones who aren't into sabermetrics are bad enough.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:47 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
Schilling's regular season stats were simply not up to snuff. He was ridiculous in the post-season, but the voters rarely vote a guy in on that alone. Fuck the BBWAA. I was glad to read that Boston sportswriters actually didn't give a shit about steroids, so we can blame the rest of the fucking idiots around the country who ruined the Hall of Fame from atop their high horses.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/01/09/h ... l-of-fame/

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:06 pm
by EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
I heard Barry Bonds was pretty good, too.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:14 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
Petty arguments like this about the stats of old rich guys are why I don't give a fuck about the Hall of Fame.

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:10 pm
by The Schwartz
Bonds, Clemens, Piazza, Bagwell, Walker, Raines, McGwire, Edgar, Biggio, Trammell

all deserve to be in the Halls most on first ballots as well

Biggio and Piazza not getting in this year shows how fucking ridiculous these writers are now

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:19 pm
by Gunther
ahahahahahahaha

http://deadspin.com/5976168/john-rocker ... s-had-guns
"Absolute certainties are a rare thing in this life, but one I think can be collectively agreed upon is the undeniable fact that the Holocaust would have never taken place had the Jewish citizenry of Hitler's Germany had the right to bear arms and defended themselves with those arms."
john rocker, everybody

Re: Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:29 pm
by Chad
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