Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:05 pm
by Toilet Fleet
After the ripped circle (it had to be ripped, not cut, what the fuck) incident, I decided to set up my new drum module
The Alesis Strike is fuckin, goo.d!
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 3:05 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 3:27 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
time for berzerker covers
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:11 pm
by featherboa
i think i got held back a grade from the cut out a circle thing
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:21 pm
by MPD
circles of paper sound kinda retarded.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:10 pm
by cxwx
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:10 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
MPD wrote: ↑Fri Jan 29, 2021 6:21 pm
circles of paper sound kinda retarded.
I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:42 pm
by MPD
didn't even have to italicize.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 5:05 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 5:23 pm
by cxwx
produced by, written by, directed by and staring Steve Mnuchins wife
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:14 pm
by Hunter
Newsmax is terrified of the Dominion voting machine lawsuit - so much that they're reading their official statement over the shouting MyPillow guy
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2021 7:39 pm
by cxwx
Hunter wrote: ↑Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:14 pm
Newsmax is terrified of the Dominion voting machine lawsuit - so much that they're reading their official statement over the shouting MyPillow guy
That’s amazing on so many levels. The guy literally just gets up and leaves. When pillow guy says “what?” It makes me think that Seth Putnam has given more coherent interviews.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 5:05 am
by Hunter
If you watch Lindell's mouth, he's definitely high as fuck. He's been touting his sobriety for years, but I guess all that went down the tubes on his pursuit of voter fraud. I'm betting he got hooked up with whoever has been feeding Don Jr. mountains of coke.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:07 am
by kevin hash
Why is it that you never see my pillow guy and daves killer bread guy together.
Both look like former members of three dog night. Both on meth.
Something is up here.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:44 pm
by cxwx
Is there an animated gif of that newsmax guy just fucking off outta there while Linderp’s lips quiver like a he has a fish hook in it?
EDIT: google, took 5 seconds
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:21 am
by MeatGrease
This is some real Stalinist 1984 memory hole shit. Chilling. They fabricated 7 million votes out of thin air. Poof. We have the sworn affidavits, the audits, videos of windows being blocked while the “votes” were being counted while they locked the trump supporters out of the building. Somali drug dealers driving around minneapolis snatching ballots out of mailboxes and turning them in to the Dem HQ for cash and showing it all off on social media like hoodrat niggers.
By all the empirical, physical, and statistical evidence, Biden’s victory was mathematically impossible. The fix was so blatantly obvious and flat footed you would think it was a three stooges routine. Millions of people saw the fraud. And yet if you dare to say it on TV, they will act like you’re crazy
It’s disgusting and its disturbing. We are living in the golden age of cowards.
And they have the audacity to call a coup in Myanmar on top of it
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:22 am
by Glub
Hey look, our designated Chronically Unemployed Loser believes in comically transparent conspiracy theories that have repeatedly been debunked.
How absolutely shocking.
One thing I do appreciate about living in 2021 is that believing in dopey conspiracy theories is a perfect litmus test for determining when to abruptly cease all social interaction with someone.
I wonder what it's like to go through life spouting insane nonsense and having sane, accomplished people shrug, ignore you and go about their day.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:21 am
by Toilet Fleet
It's all very funny, but this part is my favorite, because it's so superfluous to the larger dumbass conspiracy:
MeatGrease wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:21 am
Somali drug dealers driving around minneapolis snatching ballots out of mailboxes and turning them in to the Dem HQ for cash and showing it all off on social media like hoodrat niggers.
So the mailbox-ballot-snatching plan meant that the turnout in Minneapolis was... lower? (Of course, it wasn't: https://vote.minneapolismn.gov/results- ... 2016-2020/) (and the spot with the biggest dropoff in turnout was the University of Minnesota, you know, the place that rolled out distance learning because of Covid-19)
Or the alternative, the city of Minneapolis—full of Somali drug dealers, as it were—was going to go overwhelmingly for Trump but then these deputized drug-running letter carriers snuck all the ballots to Dem HQ for Double Secret Vote Switching. Of course, since there's no way to ensure when or where a person would drop off their mail-in ballot, they'd have to canvass every registered voter's mailbox in the city, keep meticulous records of what mailboxes had ballots in them—and ensure all eligible voters in that address had voted before they could be removed from the canvassing list. Of course, that means they'd have to have up-to-the-minute voter registration info, as new voters register and existing voters move all the time. Man, this conspiracy seems like a lot of work! And all brought to fruition by "hoodrat niggers" you say? Astounding!
Or the other alternative, women be shopping (just trust me on this one)
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:17 am
by Hunter
No one invents more ways to feel persecuted than conservatives and christians. It's victim envy.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:23 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
cxwx wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:44 pm
Is there an animated gif of that newsmax guy just fucking off outta there while Linderp’s lips quiver like a he has a fish hook in it?
EDIT: google, took 5 seconds
He's licking the drugs out of his mustache in that very GIF
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:51 pm
by cxwx
Good time to repost what Russ spotted a few months ago
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 2:05 pm
by cxwx
The kind of thing that makes Torsion’s dick hard.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:09 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
MeatGrease wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 6:21 am
This is some real Stalinist 1984 memory hole shit. Chilling. They fabricated 7 million votes out of thin air.