riley-o wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:20 pm
My brothers I have been without a dishwasher for over three years and it’s a living hell beyond all imaginings or hyperbole
I would take the worlds most terribly loaded dishwasher as a Vernonian gift from the gods at this point, like you could put all my nesting pots filthy and nested in there and I would just clap you on the back and call you a friend indeed, where not even a friend with weed is better, and we would laff and find ourselves on the front porch in rocking chairs, sipping a good whiskey and remembering our teenage years wistfully And longingly but thankful and grateful nonetheless, the sound of the dishwasher faint now, fainter than the crickets as the last shred of sun disappears over the horizon
I gotta ask: why don't you... buy one?
Because there’s nowhere to put it in the kitchen of the place I rent
Do I have to spell that out because of some culture war reason
What is happening to this world
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2024 6:12 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Hahaha
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
riley-o wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:20 pm
My brothers I have been without a dishwasher for over three years and it’s a living hell beyond all imaginings or hyperbole
I would take the worlds most terribly loaded dishwasher as a Vernonian gift from the gods at this point, like you could put all my nesting pots filthy and nested in there and I would just clap you on the back and call you a friend indeed, where not even a friend with weed is better, and we would laff and find ourselves on the front porch in rocking chairs, sipping a good whiskey and remembering our teenage years wistfully And longingly but thankful and grateful nonetheless, the sound of the dishwasher faint now, fainter than the crickets as the last shred of sun disappears over the horizon
I gotta ask: why don't you... buy one?
Because there’s nowhere to put it in the kitchen of the place I rent
Do I have to spell that out because of some culture war reason
What is happening to this world
well...
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:26 am
by the awesome Assassin
He doesn't have a place to put one. A portable one you might suggest, butt maybe that's not allowed with his landlord/lease or whatever . Idk. From what I gather he really wants one it's just not possible.
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:03 am
by THE KILL
the awesome Assassin wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 7:26 am
He doesn't have a place to put one. A portable one you might suggest, butt maybe that's not allowed with his landlord/lease or whatever . Idk. From what I gather he really wants one it's just not possible.
Thanks man for the explanation (and I'm only being mildly sarcastic here, I actually enjoy these peaceful interactions a lot more than all the petty griping EBA and Riley apparently can't do without) but rest assured I get it. I simply pointed out how Riley's first post implied that he would immediately accept a dishwasher from somebody else, which prompted my question.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:22 am
by The Bill
Whenever a dishwasher issue arises and I have to hand wash a bulk amount of dirty cutlery and pots I feel like a third world savage.
Being drunk and handwashing them wasn’t a bad deal, for some reason.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:35 am
by riley-o
Petty griping is an integral part of my character, thank you very much
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:44 am
by Geeheeb
we gotta get the band back together and figure out a way to get Riley a dishwasher, STAT
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:48 am
by featherboa
i don't have a dishwarsher either and everyone's using their water cup for one sip then getting another one
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:12 pm
by postaddiction
featherboa wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 11:48 am
i don't have a dishwarsher either and everyone's using their water cup for one sip then getting another one
Did you get divorced?
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 1:12 pm
by Hunter
I have a portable dishwasher in my garage and will personally deliver it to Riley for $14,000, which is how much it would cost me to get it to him including pain and suffering and potential lawsuits already in progress. I've started a gofundme and believe me, if I get the money I'll fucking do it. C'mon guys I need this.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:06 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
For $12,000000 i will personally break into Riley's apartment and throw horse cum onto his plates and bowls
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:30 pm
by cxwx
Riley can have my old dishwasher but only if he posts a video of him hitting it with tiger knees and then he has to record a noisecore demo where he beats on it with his hands for drums like the band Minch.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:08 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
QUIET
RESPECT PLEASE
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:33 pm
by cxwx
Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:08 pm
QUIET
RESPECT PLEASE
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:26 pm
by The Bill
Motherfucking non-stick pans too good to be put in the dishwasher. Hey, wok! Suck my dick.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:46 am
by THE KILL
The Bill wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 8:26 pm
Motherfucking non-stick pans too good to be put in the dishwasher. Hey, wok! Suck my dick.
just be grateful there are non-stick pans! sticky pans fucking suck
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:49 am
by THE KILL
anyways, not to be a dick here but I often enjoy doing the dishes by hand, it gives me a bit of a zen vibe. Then again I have to admit my job doesn't involve hard physical labour and I own a dishwasher (which sucks btw), so I don't have to do it too often
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:51 am
by THE KILL
cxwx wrote: ↑Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:30 pm
Riley can have my old dishwasher but only if he posts a video of him hitting it with tiger knees
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 4:10 pm
by The Bill
RIP Apollo Creed.
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2024 5:54 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 8:42 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Flared base
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2024 9:56 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Re: the NOT WORTH ITS OWN THREAD thread could be revived
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:28 am
by featherboa
come hang
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