random picture thread....

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

The Palm Pilot one fucking destroyed me.

[Warpsmasher]

[John Jr.]

That looks more like a crocodile. Dude's going to jail!

thats a fish. it's called an alligator-gar. between those, giant snapping turtles, and water moccasins, it made swimming back home in mississippi a dicey jaunt to say the least.

[Warpsmasher]

[Pop1287]

water moccasins

Man, when I was a kid we would go out to the creek by my house and you could hear those things just rolling over into the water...they're not shy either. I used to practice my knife throwing skills because I was convinced that in a time of desperate peril I would be able to take one out with ninja dexterity. I couldn't fucking hit the side of a barn from 5 feet.

[John Jr.]

i cant count how many small stabwounds i got as a child attempting to throw knives hard at close targets, only to have them rebound and stick me in the leg/arm/bellyfat.

[Pop1287]

i cant count how many small stabwounds i got as a child attempting to throw knives hard at close targets, only to have them rebound and stick me in the leg/arm/bellyfat.

How many times did you get shot with a BB gun?

[John Jr.]

once by my next-door neighbors kid. i threw him off the trampoline and broke his arm. you dont point guns at people unless you intend to do them harm. i returned the favor.

[doubleblumpkin]

[Pop1287]

once by my next-door neighbors kid. i threw him off the trampoline and broke his arm. you dont point guns at people unless you intend to do them harm. i returned the favor.

I was shot in the back twice by my neighbor. Seriously: in the back. I was so stunned by his cowardice and thorough lack of style that I was speechless. Then he just started crying. What can you do with a kid like that? "Be a man" scene from Godfather, you know?

[John Jr.]

ah, me and the kid got along fine after that, anyway. shit happens on the playground and such.

[Introvert]

I got shot in the ass once with a BB gun. Luckily it just left a mark.

[krudmonk]

buns ov steel

[neckbeard]

i watched my friend shoot a bb gun at a nerf ball and then take the ricochet in the sack. haha.

[Friendly Goatus]

i watched my friend shoot a bb gun at a nerf ball and then take the ricochet in the sack. haha.

Hahaha that's awesome. When I was like 14 my friend shot a pile of dog shit and a small piece of shit flew into another friend's mouth. He immediately screamed and started puking while crying. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[krudmonk]

[guardianoftheblind]

[neckbeard]

i watched my friend shoot a bb gun at a nerf ball and then take the ricochet in the sack. haha.

Hahaha that's awesome. When I was like 14 my friend shot a pile of dog shit and a small piece of shit flew into another friend's mouth. He immediately screamed and started puking while crying. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

hahaha

[necrothrash]

[zombiehead]

[Necrophilic Mallard]

shopped, but the original is not far off.

[zombiehead]

is this shopped, shop wizard?

[Ghost Dad]

No, but it really needs to happen more often around the world.

[nomb]

is this shopped, shop wizard?

It's a nullo.

[doubleblumpkin]

Somebody posted how to do this a while ago. It's all smoke and mirrors and super glue.