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TheDOAD wrote:I remember watching this with my dad as a kid and LOVING it. (I still love it) But After my mom came home and I always remember she said (In reference to the 3 tit scene) "Did you see something you shouldn't have?" all like

Just one of those priceless childhood memories I hold dear.

I also remember when the dude came out of the guys gut I thought it was just about the coolest thing ever.

I watched it with my parents when it came out on video. My mom just said "...That woman has three boobies..."

Mendicant wrote:

Let Us Help You wrote:Commando

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best one liners, wobbly tits in the hotel fight scene, guy from Mad Max is the baddie and he jumps out of a plane and lands casually in the swamp!!

Yeah, the hotel scene is my favourite. "Fuck you, asshole!", then nutsack grabbing followed by impalement. Though briefly seen, the tits are fantastic and when they first bust through, she's actually behind the guy while he's on his knees. Oh, and they knock out one of those stupid fucking glass cube partions, which is always a plus in my book.

Keeping this one

still stand by the statement. best fucking movie

When the little mutant girl tells him his birthday, she’s reading his mind as the persona of Quaid. So the personal of Quaid is dominant otherwise she should have been able to tell that his actual birthday as Howser is different ( assuming they didn’t implant Quaid to have the same birthday or just be under the same zodiac sign ). Or her mind reading ability could not penetrate the memory cap. Or maybe subconsciously she could tell that the Quaid identity had supplanted Howser in his internal struggle of good versus evil as it seemed like Kuato should have been able to sense that Howser intended to kill him all along, or Kuato knowing that fact was willing to sacrifice himself if it meant the reactor could have a chance of being activated.

Keep up this silly macho talk bullshit, but nobody here really thinks that films like Total Recall and Commando are the best films eva...

Let Us Help You wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:21 am
Yeah, the hotel scene is my favourite.

You mean the scene with the boring fight choreography and the chick spouting retarded "ironic" commentary along the lines of "These guys had too much red meat!" (hilarious!)?
If you want to see a proper action classic, go watch Hard Boiled, Flash Point, or Police Story.

THE KILL wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 5:01 am Keep up this silly macho talk bullshit, but nobody here really thinks that films like Total Recall and Commando are the best films eva...

You’re dead to me you Bavarian buttface.

cxwx wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 5:27 am

THE KILL wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 5:01 am Keep up this silly macho talk bullshit, but nobody here really thinks that films like Total Recall and Commando are the best films eva...

You’re dead to me you Bavarian buttface.

Bet you haven't even seen Police Story...

It’s great to see how many posers outed themselves in this thread.

Also, the year is 2021 and Tom Arnold lives across the street from me. His dog’s name is Sharon Stone.

riley-o wrote: ↑Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:24 am I don't think it's as simple as all this "Roadhouse" or "Robocop" is better nonsense. We're talking about three tits gentlemen; not simply three tits but three tits, on the same woman, at the same time, all facing toward you. Now, I can't speak for anyone else, but that certainly makes this simple cab driver wish he had three hands.

Uhhh sweetie, I know you're really impressed by these types of films but...

why don't you try out some real action movies like Bing-bing-bao Detective Caper, Officer Wonton: Panties Rape Cop, or maybe even something intellectually simulating like The People's Gun 2: Attack of Western Decadent 2nd Baby Pregnant? You might actually learn something.

A lot of people get hurt in those old Arnold movies, they're terribly violent. And all this talk of women's breasts? It's 2021 sweetheart, let's not encourage any outdated gender binaries. Cinema has gotten much better since halfwit lesbians started fixing all that macho silliness. Do any of you even think about choreography while you're at the pictures?

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 10:44 am

riley-o wrote: ↑Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:24 am I don't think it's as simple as all this "Roadhouse" or "Robocop" is better nonsense. We're talking about three tits gentlemen; not simply three tits but three tits, on the same woman, at the same time, all facing toward you. Now, I can't speak for anyone else, but that certainly makes this simple cab driver wish he had three hands.

Uhhh sweetie, I know you're really impressed by these types of films but...

why don't you try out some real action movies like Bing-bing-bao Detective Caper, Officer Wonton: Panties Rape Cop, or maybe even something intellectually simulating like The People's Gun 2: Attack of Western Decadent 2nd Baby Pregnant? You might actually learn something.

A lot of people get hurt in those old Arnold movies, they're terribly violent. And all this talk of women's breasts? It's 2021 sweetheart, let's not encourage any outdated gender binaries. Cinema has gotten much better since halfwit lesbians started fixing all that macho silliness. Do any of you even think about choreography while you're at the pictures?

Let's cut to the chase: have you seen Police Story?

I'm not sure how I could possibly watch a film told from the perspective of the police. I appreciate that Jackie Chan is a PoC but I just find those narrative modes to be terribly outdated. Perhaps if it were a tasteful Bollywood production with lots of singing and dancing and artful choreography... hmm....

Just look at this crap.

- Why do the horsey boys all rush in at once? They should take turns and go one at a time. It helps encourage cooperative attitudes in the younger viewers. This could have been a learning experience - do better!
- No floral arrangements (barely any plants at all actually)
- Too much violence, especially towards animals. Whoever made this was probably a meat eater.
- When the people hit each other, their bodies go flying apart. Far too graphic - I want to see what the human body can do, not what it's made out of on the inside!
- What is this music? Are those 12 tones? Decadent bourgeois waste. It was so startling I almost dropped my mimosa.
- All that talking in the beginning! Blah blah blah blah! Why can't they do a nice musical number, and sing about their feelings instead?

So you haven't seen it. VIrgin status confirmed...

See you at the party Richter

EVERY SINGLE THING THEY DO IN KUNG FU MOVIES REQUIRES THE ACTIVE PARTICIPATION OF THE VICTIM

ITS JUST BALLET WITH CONCUSSIONS

uhhh its called consent??

look it up

i also didnt see a single three-titted woman in that clip

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 3:12 pm EVERY SINGLE THING THEY DO IN KUNG FU MOVIES REQUIRES THE ACTIVE PARTICIPATION OF THE VICTIM

what does that even mean

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 3:12 pm EVERY SINGLE THING THEY DO IN KUNG FU MOVIES REQUIRES THE ACTIVE PARTICIPATION OF THE VICTIM

ITS JUST BALLET WITH CONCUSSIONS

Next you’re going to tell me aikido isn’t real