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Her Cunt Stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks

Frozen Pot Roast Abortion

I drove Her To The Woods Then Made Her Get Out Of My Car To Check The Back Tires

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improvising a dildo from a drainpipe
ass to mouth to death

A2M2D

i've been sitting on that one for a minute. but i dont have time to do a pornogrind project.

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the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in

hipster holocaust wrote:the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in

i talk about perverted stuff all of the time, and I usually get laid at LEAST twice a month. granted, usually i'm too drunk to remember most of it...so what IS the MAGIC NUMBER for you, john? how much mattress action does it take to keep you so classy?

I get laid plenty.

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote:the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in

i talk about perverted stuff all of the time, and I usually get laid at LEAST twice a month. granted, usually i'm too drunk to remember most of it...so what IS the MAGIC NUMBER for you, john? how much mattress action does it take to keep you so classy?

hah, much less than you'd think...though the past few months have been very good ones thank you

that said, the parents of portland better lock up their underage daughters (and sons)

actually, now that i think about it, i should finally fuck a pink house girl...PUNX

hipster holocaust wrote:the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in

i fuck my girlfriend multiple times a week pal.

dont worry about matress action over here at ted bundy memorial headquarters.

dick saw.

hipster holocaust wrote: actually, now that i think about it, i should finally fuck a pink house girl...PUNX

ahahaha, i'm not really sure who lives there now. my friend steve lives directly across the street and when i was over at his place there was some chick that looked like Korinna<sp?> sitting on the porch!? thought she was in another country or something. anyway, ever since they cut down the trees looking at that house makes me sad and nostalgic...but by all means dude, slay some hairy portland crotch.

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:

hipster holocaust wrote: actually, now that i think about it, i should finally fuck a pink house girl...PUNX

ahah, i'm not really sure who lives there now. my friend steve lives directly across the street and when i was over at his place there was some chick that looked like Korinna<sp?> sitting on the porch!? thought she was in another country or something. anyway, ever since they cut down the trees looking at that house makes me sad and nostalgic...but by all means dude, slay some hairy portland crotch.

ari would be all over my shit DTF whenever she drank (i wanted nothing from her, plus shes had a steady bf for years now), there were a few times i almost had sex with megan and miko (SWOON)...i'm kinda glad i didn't know, damn aids shit is out there

korina LOL

bullet belt rip saw for punker slit

dreadlock pubic region

grenade lodged in shit pipe

playing a d-beat with dick across nicotine stained teeth

whatever man. the jupiter puts free condoms on your pillow instead of mints. USE EM!

they're orange and they sort of suck though. i used mine to do whipits while watching tv from the bathtub...

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it broke

homemade pocket pussy.

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masturbating over an abortion in progress.

disfigured pubic muscles

awaiting insertional throb-meat

twelve inch clitoral rage

$8 bed-sheet sale at Target

Ravaged Uterine Walls

Butt Fucked Dog Anus

Mutated Clitoral Dysfunction

Twice severed rectal shoot.

cuntstipation