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The kid dropped her first deuce on the potty like a big girl today.

10 more hours of overtime. Uncle Sam loves me long time.

I need a new TV to hook up my NES. I did make awesome shrimp ceviche.

my cock still works

in test runs

Necrometer wrote:my cock still works

in test runs

personal problems are best kept with your therapist.

I feel completely and utterly empowered from hanging out with lesbians all weekend!

It's going to be funny when you find a certain picture floating around the Board.

Mari_Mar wrote:I feel completely and utterly empowered from hanging out with lesbians all weekend!

lesbian empowerment?! Bring it sister...details.

Picked up a DVD and CD that i had on hold on the library, and ended up picking up a bunch of other good DVDs there. Gotta love free movie rentals that last for three weeks!

It's not easy to post and watch a movie at the same time.
But I realize I can do it, all in a foreign language ladies and gentlemen.

yeah yeah yeah. ms. impressive over here, doing thangs in multiple tongues....

inglebert humperdink wrote:The temperature got up to 60 today.

High 62 tomorrow.

monsterod wrote:

hana maru wrote:i gave myself a mini pedicure.

PICS

hello no! my ugo toes are not going to end up on this board. blech!

Awesome night...

+aweseom assassin posted that picture

Mari_Mar wrote:I feel completely and utterly empowered from hanging out with lesbians all weekend!

lesbians are the best! i hang out with them all the time!

i've been trying to figure out if there is a term like "fag hag" for dudes that hang out with lesbians...oh wait wikipedia to the rescue - i guess i'm a "lezbro" lmao

"lezbro" or "fruit fly"...i prefer to call myself a fruit fly, for sure...i don't really hang out with girly gay dudes, but i like faggy straight ones, and trans people, and total bisexual bike nerds, and dykes, and kittens...

DeadWalrus wrote:

Mari_Mar wrote:I feel completely and utterly empowered from hanging out with lesbians all weekend!

lesbians are the best! i hang out with them all the time!

i've been trying to figure out if there is a term like "fag hag" for dudes that hang out with lesbians...oh wait wikipedia to the rescue - i guess i'm a "lezbro" lmao

Ha ha, nice, i'll have to start using that when i hang out with my BFF (best female friend) and her lady-friends.

i guess fruit fly's good for it's non-gender conformity and trans-friendliness

oh and positive stuff today:

umm almost finished up with some cash work, paid bills and i've got plenty left over, got my FAFSA filled out and approved (approximately $5500 in grants ) my girl called me from a bubble bath in NOLA, roommate made some bomb-ass chicken and black beans burritos, portland still owns...

hahaha lezbro ftw

I just had a really great conversation on facebook with my stepdaughter. She's having tragic first love experiences and it's nice to be able to give some good advice. Kids... poor things. When you're that age, it all seems like the most important thing in the world.

bloodybloodlicker wrote:I just had a really great conversation on facebook with my stepdaughter. She's having tragic first love experiences and it's nice to be able to give some good advice. Kids... poor things. When you're that age, it all seems like the most important thing in the world.

Unfortunately the only way to realize that it's not the most important thing in the world is to get your heart dragged in the mud.

Life flows by much more smoothly with a nice protective coating of dried mud.

what about when the mud flakes off and you have an awful rash? who gunna lay some ointment on you, baby?

suteli-bunn wrote:my senior advanced english class had it's final lesson today. they cried. i didn't. now i have monday afternoons free. so much positivity.

Write some riffs, you fucking puke!

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:what about when the mud flakes off and you have an awful rash? who gunna lay some ointment on you, baby?

Mud keeps me nice and supple so i try to stay as dirty as possible.

Also, I got laid today. Poz as fuck.