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Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i can't figure out how to get a gun....

why the sudden deathwish? you should just move away from your problems......

wtf are you talking about? i just want to shoot ugly plates from garage sales when i get mad...

Just break into houses and steal guns. Could get lucky and the victim have cancer so you get a two'fer.

if you're over 21 and haven't been convicted of a felony nor found to be a mental deficient IN COURT, you shouldn't have too much problem passing a NICS check to buy one. trust me, you dont want a shitty street gun.

1) marriage means they're having less sex, right?
2) she has to be seeing somebody else. HAS TO. right?????

She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...

i'm not sure you've ever been more wrong.

la caca eres tu wrote:She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...

wow, you're just retarded all around.

yeah, she's amazing. even if her face weren't perfect -- WHICH IT IS -- it would have to be like Ned Flanders busted for me to consider not raging on that body...

p.s. sometimes hot broads like ugly mans. i don't see the big deal here. you never see male models with girls that look like dave mustaine, however...not in the daylight, anyway...

I bet he has a great personality!

la caca eres tu wrote:She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...

Dude, even God just foed you.

http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2 ... pheadlines

Christina Hendricks and Her Husband Defend Her Controversial Golden Globes Dress
That son of a bitch. It's like I'm standing outside a bakery window with him and there's this amazing looking pie in the window, but it's way more than I can afford. And he's saying, "Yeah, you see that pie? That delicious, golden, cherry topped pie with the great tits? Yeah. I've had that pie. I eat that pie a ton. And there's no words for how amazing and great it is. Isn't it beautiful? Look at it. IT's as though there aren't enough adjectives that could express or superlatives that could express just how great it is every time I put my dick in it."

What's this about a photoshopped pic of her GG dress? Did they make her tits BIGGER or something? Edit: nm, the pic was stretched wide and made her look fatter.

this thread needs more pics.

holy fuck she really is hot. now thats how to be a white girl right there

la caca eres tu wrote:She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...

my Mrs just foed you.

It might get kinda old having everyone staring at my wife's cans, all day, every day. But at the end, you get to motorboat them. So whatever.

She does look a little too good. I think she's a trap of some sort.

monsterod wrote:It might get kinda old having everyone staring at my wife's cans, all day, every day. But at the end, you get to motorboat them. So whatever.

Are you kidding me? I fucking love that shit. Going out with a smokin girl and you know every dude is looking at her. You give em that little head nod that says "Yup, I'm going to plow that tonight. How do you like them apples?" Great feeling.

I believe that's known as the Kucinich Syndrome.

cold radiance wrote:

Oh that picture on the right... that's not even right. That's such a low blow from god. LOOK AT THE FUCKING DISPARITY BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

metal5411 wrote:

monsterod wrote:It might get kinda old having everyone staring at my wife's cans, all day, every day. But at the end, you get to motorboat them. So whatever.

Are you kidding me? I fucking love that shit. Going out with a smokin girl and you know every dude is looking at her. You give em that little head nod that says "Yup, I'm going to plow that tonight. How do you like them apples?" Great feeling.

It's cool to a point. Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though. I can't walk three feet away without having to shove some useless barfly off my seat a second later.

monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.

That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.