Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:43 pm
That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
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That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
It's rare, but sometimes it happens. The fact is, my friends don't hang out in swank piano lounges.cold radiance wrote:That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
The trick is to find somewhere of quality that falls between scummy bars and super high brow bars. Shouldn't be too hard, they are everywhere.monsterod wrote:It's rare, but sometimes it happens. The fact is, my friends don't hang out in swank piano lounges.cold radiance wrote:That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
If only I had a lady to take out now.
monsterod wrote:Old news. Thanks for fucking reminding me dick.
Super Troopers is the movie, and that lucky bastardFung Tunt wrote:a lot of ugly dudes fuck hot women.he must have a crank a mile long.that's gotta be the only reason why.i've never seen that movie he's in.isn't that the flick with that mclovin faggot ?
I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
Stormy wrote:I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
Sounds like someone needs a hobby.Natas wrote:i've been spending a lot of time thinking about how easy it would be for me to physically break this guy in half
yeah, I don't think he's that trolsk. Kinda looks like Malcolm Gladwell though...Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:for real. that guy isn't even bad looking. i bet he's ripping smert, too.
Because the marriage/relationship won't last that long and when it's over she'll learn all the wrong lessons and will spend the next 20 years drinking and fucking Bad Boy Hollywood types.riley-o wrote:i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
It's only cause for goofy looking celebrities to celebrate. You think she'd be with that guy if he wasn't in movies?riley-o wrote:i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
if i say yes and then something about true love how much will you make fun of me ?Stormy wrote:You think she'd be with that guy if he wasn't in movies?
Metal5411 wins the thread.metal5411 wrote:Dude, even God just foed you.la caca eres tu wrote:She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...
Ghost Dad wrote:Stormy wrote:I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
monsterod wrote:I guess her booty is somewhat neglected.