Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:43 pm
That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:44 pm
i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:45 pm
It's rare, but sometimes it happens. The fact is, my friends don't hang out in swank piano lounges.cold radiance wrote:That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
If only I had a lady to take out now.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:52 pm
The trick is to find somewhere of quality that falls between scummy bars and super high brow bars. Shouldn't be too hard, they are everywhere.monsterod wrote:It's rare, but sometimes it happens. The fact is, my friends don't hang out in swank piano lounges.cold radiance wrote:That's why you don't take your girlfriend to a bar.monsterod wrote:Taking girlfriends to my shitty dive bars is always a chore though.
If only I had a lady to take out now.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:55 pm
monsterod wrote:Old news. Thanks for fucking reminding me dick.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:36 pm
Super Troopers is the movie, and that lucky bastardFung Tunt wrote:a lot of ugly dudes fuck hot women.he must have a crank a mile long.that's gotta be the only reason why.i've never seen that movie he's in.isn't that the flick with that mclovin faggot ?
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:38 pm
Bro....
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:39 pm
What? I like redheads.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:45 pm
I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:53 pm
Stormy wrote:I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:12 am
i've been spending a lot of time thinking about how easy it would be for me to physically break this guy in half
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:48 am
Sounds like someone needs a hobby.Natas wrote:i've been spending a lot of time thinking about how easy it would be for me to physically break this guy in half
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:51 am
for real. that guy isn't even bad looking. i bet he's ripping smert, too.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:30 am
yeah, I don't think he's that trolsk. Kinda looks like Malcolm Gladwell though...Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:for real. that guy isn't even bad looking. i bet he's ripping smert, too.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:03 pm
i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:05 pm
Because the marriage/relationship won't last that long and when it's over she'll learn all the wrong lessons and will spend the next 20 years drinking and fucking Bad Boy Hollywood types.riley-o wrote:i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:06 pm
It's only cause for goofy looking celebrities to celebrate. You think she'd be with that guy if he wasn't in movies?riley-o wrote:i don't really get why this isn't cause for goofy-looking fucks to celebrate ? hope for one, hope for all ?
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:30 pm
if i say yes and then something about true love how much will you make fun of me ?Stormy wrote:You think she'd be with that guy if he wasn't in movies?
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:39 pm
Metal5411 wins the thread.metal5411 wrote:Dude, even God just foed you.la caca eres tu wrote:She's really not THAT great looking, way too good looking for him but not THAT amazing...
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:41 pm
Ghost Dad wrote:Stormy wrote:I bet they look like 2 perfect giant breasts.zombiehead wrote:i bet her tits look like two potato sacks when unclothed
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:52 pm
that dude's situation at award ceremonies reminds me something similar to this:
paparazzi: "Step aside Frankenstein!" *keeps taking pix of the chick*
whatever though, im happy* for the guy and like BT said, kinda gives the uglies some ray of hope.
*insanely jealous.
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paparazzi: "Step aside Frankenstein!" *keeps taking pix of the chick*
*insanely jealous.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:15 am
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:32 pm
I guess her booty is somewhat neglected.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:35 am
monsterod wrote:I guess her booty is somewhat neglected.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:31 am
I'M FREAKIN OUT MAAAAN!!!