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Dr Yail Bloor wrote:

soiled depends wrote:I'm going to spray some Calvin Klein on my fist before I use it to break your nose. You'll be smelling my fuckin 'orrible perfume for the next two days.

you wear perfume?

my annual subscription to Swank comes with a free sample of perfume...

soiled depends wrote:

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:

soiled depends wrote:I'm going to spray some Calvin Klein on my fist before I use it to break your nose. You'll be smelling my fuckin 'orrible perfume for the next two days.

you wear perfume?

my annual subscription to Swank comes with a free sample of perfume...

may i see your copy of swank armin?

hahahaha, the lady seemed more concerned about giving me some cream and ushering me out of there than checking for AIDS, but it seems like my only problem at this point is some OH MY GOD THERE ARE BUGS UNDER MY SKIN...i caught some early-stage scabies for sure. FIRST TIME! Amazing, considering I live far better/sleep in less crunchy places than in days past...I've also only slept with one person in the last month, sexually...I've slept on a couple of couches, I guess...can't figure out where it came from.

MAN OH MANS, I'm a real punk now.


I forgot to ask for a garbage bag of condoms while I was there. I have an appointment for some mental healthing next wednesday though, i'll be sure to stock up then.

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:I've also only slept with one person in the last month, sexually...

ahahhahaha, well. u know. @umesh, that of my intimacy. so,

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:ahahhahaha, well. u know. @umesh, that of my intimacy. so,

I ran this through a few language interpreters. It only returned pictures of ugly sandwiches.

i guess symptoms take 4-6 weeks to appear your first time, so if we go back a month and a half i guess maybe i'm at like three suspects.

part of me wants to think someone that hates me just dropped some Revenge Scabies on me at a show or something, though. i definitely elicit that sort of harmless hatred from people...

does the free clinic still give out a free buttflap with the scabies cream? did you get the crass or the nausea?

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i guess symptoms take 4-6 weeks to appear your first time, so if we go back a month and a half i guess maybe i'm at like three suspects.

part of me wants to think someone that hates me just dropped some Revenge Scabies on me at a show or something, though. i definitely elicit that sort of harmless hatred from people...

Somewhere out there now there's a guy with scabies laughing his ass off.

I used to live in a hippie house in northern CA and I was always afraid of catching scabies cos random travelling hippies often crashed at our pad from SF, Portland, Missoula, etc.
Where did they infest you? The hands? The cooter?

Make sure to wash your sheets and clothes and disinfect your couches and living spaces. If you disinfect your area good enough, they will run upstairs and jump on chinbeard's face.

DeadWalrus wrote:does the free clinic still give out a free buttflap with the scabies cream? did you get the crass or the nausea?

I got Witch Hunt!! It was all wrinkled up and covered in dead grass at the bottom of the box, it immediately drew my attention and I just knew we were meant to be together.

umesh, the two guys i've banged in the last couple of months are friends -- if they had scabies they would never knowingly pass it on. one of them it's been a bit too long since we hooked up for it to have been his fault, and i haven't talked to the last guy i banged since we last did it, probably 2-3 weeks ago. suspect number 3 is a girl...again, i stress the fact that i've passed out on a couple high-traffic couches...

i so want to post a myspace bulletin, "WHO GAVE ME SCABIES?" but it's irrelevant. people have no accountability these days. yeesh.

I think the only way to balance things out and make things right in this world is....

does stacy know?

yeah but who do i give them to? i already opened my big fucking mouth and told the whole internet, so now i can't really sneak attack someone with these eight legged burrowing beasts....

i feel bad for my roommates, hopefully since i'm downstairs most of the time they're safe...

Necrometer wrote:does stacy know?

WHAT IF STACY DID IT? he could have easily dropped a baG of scabies on me and i would never have noticed. THAT BLACK B=MOTHERFUCKER!

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:yeah but who do i give them to? i already opened my big fucking mouth and told the whole internet, so now i can't really sneak attack someone with these eight legged burrowing beasts....

i feel bad for my roommates, hopefully since i'm downstairs most of the time they're safe...

That's the beauty of this. You give them to whoever you feel like. I know they would love to live on chinbeards face but your roomies are probably safe. I don't think they jump like lice. So as long as you don't touch them and infest their couches and chairs, you should be fine.

So you've become a breeding ground for vermin and you're posting about it on the internet.

Great job.

Judgmental Goatus

Harsh Tokes Goatus

Tellin' it like it is Goatus

Hey guys, it was eating me up to keep this a secret from you. I thought I could come here to take a load off, relax, share my critter woes with you...

in a way, this is like a second puberty for me.

fuck, i hope this won't mess up my date this weekend...

Friendly Goatus wrote:Tellin' it like it is Goatus

I'm sorry you never leave your house, though it must be nice to live in a hermetically sealed box where you're always safe on your sparkling pedestal...

Makin' up shit Amelia

Sorry if my lack of sexually transmitted insects makes me a loser.

Hey, but I had syphilis last year! Does that make me cool?