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Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:39 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Dr. Nigger wrote:I do all my helping during my office hours and when I'm on call. I gave some friendly advice since all you motherfuckers are getting scabies and other diseases. That shit's gross!

Otay, then wer's yo' o-fice at?

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:43 pm
by Ghost Dad
Oh pappy, you've done it again.

blocked.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:51 pm
by Pistol Whip
Like George Carlin said if I'm gonna wash my hands after using the bathroom why not just whip out your cock and start scrubbing it instead?

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:12 pm
by Necrometer
Dr. FOE'd

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:42 am
by Deleted Account
We already have a Doctor here. The random pics he posts are a more helpful diagnosis.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:45 am
by monsterod
So I am really, really high....but I'm sure this is the best nigger ever. I trust his every word of advice. :lhug: :brokenheart: :rhug:

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:48 am
by Deleted Account
That's the melted hash talking, dude.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:18 am
by Brian P.
i've got a razor blade stuck in my balls. Dr. Nigger, help!?

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:40 am
by You Killed Jesus
hahahaha

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:26 am
by Zerohero
Dr. Nigger wrote:In order to prevent the spread of infectious disease, it is a good idea for one to wash one's own hands frequently. It is especially recommended after using the washroom. I have seen countless families over the years who didn't learn this valuable lesson, and they were often coming into my office with cases of the flu, hepatitis, and various diarrheal diseases. All of this pain and suffering can easily be avoided by just a couple of minutes with running water and a bar of soap, so please, wash those hands after masturbating.

I'm shocked to discover the number of Ph.D's at major university emptying their meat whistles and then walking right out of the pisser bypassing the sink.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUSSSS??


i want to put up stickers saying many of you, including many PHDS are failing to wash your hands, a task 3 year olds are taught and many of you from the biological sciences well know all about what grows on your pee pees and how washing hands helps reduce spread of disease. Now what the fuck is wrong with you???? you aren't that fucking busy and important you can't take a moment to wash your fucking hands... fucking dirty asses. I know who you are too and will tell all the girls on the floor your hands have cock germs all over them

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:22 am
by Toxicarius
Toxicarius wrote:Are you a witch doctor? What kind of snake bones are best shaken in a wooden bowl of monkey ashes in order to treat a deviated septum?
Doctor?? Where are you? Stop dancing around that fire and answer me! It's very important... time's a factor here... :(

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:58 am
by Dr. Nigger
Toxicarius wrote:
Toxicarius wrote:Are you a witch doctor? What kind of snake bones are best shaken in a wooden bowl of monkey ashes in order to treat a deviated septum?
Doctor?? Where are you? Stop dancing around that fire and answer me! It's very important... time's a factor here... :(
Is this a fucking joke to you son? Is it that foreign to you that a BLACK MAN can graduate med school and practice medicine?

I hire people like to to clean my pool and trim my hedges.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:10 pm
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
You need to be a doctor to pull this off right.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:59 pm
by Toxicarius
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Toxicarius wrote:
Toxicarius wrote:Are you a witch doctor? What kind of snake bones are best shaken in a wooden bowl of monkey ashes in order to treat a deviated septum?
Doctor?? Where are you? Stop dancing around that fire and answer me! It's very important... time's a factor here... :(
Is this a fucking joke to you son? Is it that foreign to you that a BLACK MAN can graduate med school and practice medicine?

I hire people like to to clean my pool and trim my hedges.
Just answer the damn question, boy. Save the snarky pretendo-jibes for a gullible white man, assuming someone the likes of you can even find one. Of course, you'll have to pull that bone out of your nose if you hope to fool anybody.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:05 pm
by John Jr.
i rarely wash my hands, but i always grab the door as hard as i can to transfer my dick-essence to the knob, that way it becomes the paint on the next persons clean-hand-canvas.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:17 pm
by Toxicarius
John Jr. wrote:i rarely wash my hands, but i always grab the door as hard as i can to transfer my dick-essence to the knob, that way it becomes the paint on the next persons clean-hand-canvas.
It's guys like you who force me to open the post-wash door with a wad of paper towels sheilding my hand. And if the shithouse only has one of those stupid air driers without a towel in sight, I can always kick the door open, or turn the knob & pull it open with the side of my foot, depending on which way the door swings. I'm versatile like that... :shock: