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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:33 pm
by White Like Jesus
What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:43 pm
by krudmonk
White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:21 pm
by White Like Jesus
krudmonk wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"
Well, it's not the most financially successful film he's ever released, nor is it the one that put him on the map.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:48 pm
by death by snoo snoo
White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's flying southwest.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:54 pm
by Necrometer
what a turd

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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:03 pm
by Tony Twist
If they kick him off, then what do they do when Ethan Suplee wants to fly?

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:09 pm
by Whee of the Dead
noah thirteen wrote:What I find fascinating about this article is that I fucking hate Kevin Smith....
:fonz:

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:13 pm
by Comrade Slinky
White Like Jesus wrote:
krudmonk wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"
Well, it's not the most financially successful film he's ever released, nor is it the one that put him on the map.
Image

Here we go.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:27 pm
by Bonemachine
noah thirteen wrote:What I find fascinating about this article is that I fucking hate Kevin Smith....

Amen.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:44 pm
by White Like Jesus
Unless you're posting some random shitty movie, I don't think so, Slinky.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:27 pm
by Comrade Slinky
It's like Lethal Weapon, but this time the black guy's the crazy one!

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:29 pm
by Degree Absolute
Comrade Slinky wrote:It's like Lethal Weapon, but this time the black guy's the crazy one!

I'd watch that if the black guy was Danny Glover.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:49 pm
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
how fat is he ? i know he is fat but didnt think he was micheal moore fat.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:52 pm
by White Like Jesus
Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:21 pm
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:29 pm
by Comrade Slinky
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.
Like you fly anywhere.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:36 pm
by The Torsion
I'll watch Copout just because it's R and not some castrated PG-13 bullshit. Of course, it won't come close to 48 Hours.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:36 pm
by 12 Months of Mao
Well, he's certainly handled this with the grace and tact that we've all come to expect from this stoic and mature gentleman.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:43 pm
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.
Like you fly anywhere.
canadian wit strikes again.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:53 pm
by 12 Months of Mao
noah thirteen wrote:
12 Months of Mao wrote:Well, he's certainly handled this with the grace and tact that we've all come to expect from this stoic and mature gentleman.
Sir, I'm reasonably sure he's a fat boring asshole......
If you continue with such allegations I may be forced to respond with daily [expletive]-you tweets.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:24 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Anyone have any idea how much he actually weighs?

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:35 pm
by metal5411
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.
Like you fly anywhere.
canadian wit strikes again.
That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:43 pm
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
metal5411 wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.
Like you fly anywhere.
canadian wit strikes again.
That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."
that retort actually sucked.
if the canadians are going to converse with me, then they need to learn to get their shit in gear. i will not stand for their half-headed-half-assedness.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:47 pm
by metal5411
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
metal5411 wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.
Like you fly anywhere.
canadian wit strikes again.
That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."
that retort actually sucked.
if the canadians are going to converse with me, then they need to learn to get their shit in gear. i will not stand for their half-headed-half-assedness.
I was talking about your retort. What he said was funny. What you said wasn't.

Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:40 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
In copout the darkie punches a little kid in the balls.....edgy stuff