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I was driving a semi when out of nowhere a rocket powered tractor hit me and blew up. I got out to check on the other driver and he was dead with gouged out eyes. I had no cell phone or radio so I walked to a creepy house to use the phone. No one home, so I went in, took off my shoes as not to get the floor wet, and started looking for the phone. The inhabitants all of a sudden rushed in with guns, were having no part of my explanations, and I ran out with no shoes. In the yard (junk cars and chickens) I grabbed a pair of those moon/trampoline shoes and was running like a motherfucker when the alarm went off. Saved by the bell!

i'm sorry vinnie but any abuse you take in this thread for this thread you deserve and i will not be able to disagree with any of it

Last night nothing but the night before was strange. I was in some torture room type thing. The faceless people shaved away my eyelids and sliced away all the meat from my shins. Then my fingers were broken then cut off. The last thing I remember before I woke up was being strapped to a platform with this hooked spike thing coming out of it. I was strapped down then my head which had been shaved was forced down onto the hooked spike until it was buried right into the back of my head. The platform began to move into a giant furnace but I woke up before I got to the furnace.

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TOTALLY SHOVED ICED CREAM IN THEIR EARS
DEF LEOPARD WAS ON
AND THEN I WRECKED AND IT WAS OVER

I HAD HIT INGELBERT IN HIS POOL HOUSE
THE ICE CREAM WAS NOT ICE CREAM

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In the last dream I can remember having, I came home from a vacation and discovered Maxon Crumb had been squatting there.



He was jerking off in my living room with all the lights out. Very disturbing.

I dreamed sbout something that caused me to wake up with a stiff fucking neck. Who cares about the "mental" fucking "pictures"....I'm in real physical pain...

Streven Adler wrote:i too had a dream about relations with a girl. very rare for me.

is it normally men like?

I've been practicing lucid dreaming for awhile and now my best dreams are usually intensely detailed, I can stay in one spot, turn around and not much will have switched on me.

I had a dream I was in a spaghetti western in an underground house with mine tracks lining the walls, lots of dark hardwood furniture and walls and shelves, maps, globes all over the place, only I was under water and getting into a shootout with Lee Van Cleef, we shot each other full of holes, I actually felt little stings were I was shot.

The dream ended I somehow surfaced near a rocky coast with massive white foamy waves tossing me around and it was night time, a steampunk looking halfmoon shaped mini-submarine came up beside me and a guy told me he had an atomic bomb on it, but it was smoking and it eventually sank.

Crazy shit.

AUTOPSY_666 wrote:

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MO BRUTAL SLAMS
MO BITCHES

I've been waiting for a phone call from these people who I think are going to invite me out for an interview. I dreamt that they called and said they didn't even want me to come out for an interview - they just want to hire me. *le sigh*

Killin' hookers.

I was in a VR videogame of the first Terminator movie

I went to a McDonald's to get a Big Mac but for some reason it turned into some backwoods gas station/cafe. Behind the counter was a Doral cigarette display and some lady in a hairnet. When I asked the lady for a Big Mac she said they didn't have those. After reading the menu I got biscuits and gravy and the lady with the hairnet got hotter and asked if I wanted to go talk in the backroom while she was on break. I ended up making out with her and woke up as soon as I started putting it in her ass.

Screwing the chick that was laying in my bed not being screwed by me

strangely my dream had one section where I was watching a music video and it had Noah in it playing a disgruntled customer in a diner

bloodybloodlicker wrote:I've been waiting for a phone call from these people who I think are going to invite me out for an interview. I dreamt that they called and said they didn't even want me to come out for an interview - they just want to hire me. *le sigh*

I finally got the phone call! I'm going for an interview. No automatic job. BUT I AM SO EXCITED! I want to move to Vermont!!!

The other day I had a dream that I was working the door at a Neurosis concert. That's silly because I don't even listen to Neurosis... I can't imagine why they were in my dream!

massive, epic, detailed alien invasion dream. I typed it all out as soon as I woke up.
Baclofen, Melatonin and Diphenhydramine is one hell of a sleep/dream combo.

This weird Alligator was living in my house, so I was watching so I didn't get bit. It was a weird alligator, because it was like slightly furry with black hair like a poodle, but giant ass teeths and long strong and long tile. My dog romped with it a little, then it got hungry. I looked in the fridge and found a rotissarie chicken.

I decided against giving it to the gator, because,

A) I wanted to eat it for lunch
B) I seened video of gators eatin chickens, and while I'm sure he'd enjoy it, I thunk he'd be WILD and out of control (just like my real dog if I start in giving her rotissarie chicken, or if mrs. zero gives her calamari )

the gator was sorta friendly, and was "play biting" my hand... i became concerned he eat my hand, and eventually me.


then woke up.

no gator sexxors.


(this no parroty post, but dang, gator image search and fucking parrot in it..............

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