88 posts is all you get
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:25 am
That thread needs to be saved for the pending litigation.
Y'know.
When they move to L.A.....
Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
https://www.reeelapse.com/
You see...when the aliens finally come down they won't understand sarcasm and posts like this will fuck them up. Expect death rays.Streven Adler wrote:fwiw i'm not actually moving to LA, or anywhere else in the u.s, and even if i did i would probably be too scared to talk to joe, let alone confront him about anything on the internet. he looks too big and handsome for me to handle... and everything he's accused me of has been true. i'm ugly. i had a tard beard. my band sucks. i'm an idiot, and i never get laid. i had sex once in high school, but it was a pity fuck given to me by my lesbian friend for my birthday my senior year. hardly even sex really. i moved to japan hoping that the women here would think i were handsome, but not even that has worked out. hookers cost so much... but they're cheaper and easier than legitimate dates.
i'm sorry monsterod. i only let it get this far because i couldn't really deal with the tidal wave of truth you unleashed upon me. at first i couldn't handle it and chose to lash out upon you, the person that chose to bare me to the harsh, horrible realities of my terrible, fucked up life, but now that i've had time to sit and reflect upon all that you've had to say i realize that you were always right. thanks for opening my eyes. i feel baptized in your light, factbringer. forgive me for pretending to make you seem false.
-steve