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Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:12 am
by Vagectomy
Amelia and I have had sex before. Drunken sex at that. Sorry, but I need to get it off my chest so I can begin healing.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:15 am
by Bored, Esq.
As her social/sexual status is basically that of a pumpkin with a hole accidentally kicked in it...this isn't much of a trolling.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:25 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:27 am
by BUNGVOX
i call bullshit on this fuckin douchebag.

where are the fuck deetz?

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:27 am
by Vagectomy
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.
Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:28 am
by Vagectomy
BUNGVOX wrote:i call bullshit on this fuckin douchebag.

where are the fuck deetz?
No bullshit here. She will admit to it if she isn't a total asshole about it.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:28 am
by F/K/A HAPF
Didn't Amelia say she only has sex with girly dudes? Have fun with that.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:28 am
by Vagectomy
F/K/A HAPF wrote:Didn't Amelia say she only has sex with girly dudes? Have fun with that.
Well I AM gay.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:29 am
by BUNGVOX
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:i call bullshit on this fuckin douchebag.

where are the fuck deetz?
No bullshit here. She will admit to it if she isn't a total asshole about it.
do you have pix?

post em if you got em.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:29 am
by Vagectomy
Bored, Esq. wrote:As her social/sexual status is basically that of a pumpkin with a hole accidentally kicked in it...this isn't much of a trolling.
I accidentally did fuck her. Drunk as fuck and taken advantage of.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:31 am
by Vagectomy
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:i call bullshit on this fuckin douchebag.

where are the fuck deetz?
No bullshit here. She will admit to it if she isn't a total asshole about it.
do you have pix?

post em if you got em.
No pix. I got the fuck out there first thing in the morning. All I remember was she was SUPER wet and it was kinda gross, but I was drunk.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:32 am
by F/K/A HAPF
Did she blow you?

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:32 am
by BUNGVOX
you accidentally fucked her???

how is this possible?

if this is even true....which it isn't [although some persuasive evidence would help your assertion greatly] you fucked her because you wanted to.

you make it seem like you were wandering through the jungle just minding your own business and you fell into some quicksand.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:33 am
by Vagectomy
F/K/A HAPF wrote:Did she blow you?
Nope

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:34 am
by Vagectomy
BUNGVOX wrote:you accidentally fucked her???

how is this possible?

if this is even true....which it isn't [although some persuasive evidence would help your assertion greatly] you fucked her because you wanted to.

you make it seem like you were wandering through the jungle just minding your own business and you fell into some quicksand.
Ok, at the time yeah I did want to fuck her. It was there and it was available with no strings attached. Do I regret it now? Of course! Would I fuck her again? No.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:36 am
by Vagectomy
Amelia please come forward and admit to this finally! Don't make me go into details about the mark you left on my chest and the way you choked me with your sick tongue kisses.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:40 am
by BUNGVOX
a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:44 am
by Vagectomy
BUNGVOX wrote:a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.
It wasn't gross at the time! I was well intoxicated and my cock was raging like early bay area thrash! No she didnt rape me. I was on top so I did all the dirty work. Yes I wore a condom which SHE provided. What do you want to know? It was just late night drunken filthy sex and I left at 7:00 the next morning.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:46 am
by BUNGVOX
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.
It wasn't gross at the time! I was well intoxicated and my cock was raging like early bay area thrash! No she didnt rape me. I was on top so I did all the dirty work. Yes I wore a condom which SHE provided. What do you want to know? It was just late night drunken filthy sex and I left at 7:00 the next morning.
just tell the story in your own words while papa works his beef silo.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:47 am
by Vagectomy
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.
It wasn't gross at the time! I was well intoxicated and my cock was raging like early bay area thrash! No she didnt rape me. I was on top so I did all the dirty work. Yes I wore a condom which SHE provided. What do you want to know? It was just late night drunken filthy sex and I left at 7:00 the next morning.
just tell the story in your own words while papa works his beef silo.
I'm sure Amelia can help you with that.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:49 am
by BUNGVOX
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.
It wasn't gross at the time! I was well intoxicated and my cock was raging like early bay area thrash! No she didnt rape me. I was on top so I did all the dirty work. Yes I wore a condom which SHE provided. What do you want to know? It was just late night drunken filthy sex and I left at 7:00 the next morning.
just tell the story in your own words while papa works his beef silo.
I'm sure Amelia can help you with that.
just tell your story man.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:53 am
by Vagectomy
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.
It wasn't gross at the time! I was well intoxicated and my cock was raging like early bay area thrash! No she didnt rape me. I was on top so I did all the dirty work. Yes I wore a condom which SHE provided. What do you want to know? It was just late night drunken filthy sex and I left at 7:00 the next morning.
just tell the story in your own words while papa works his beef silo.
I'm sure Amelia can help you with that.
just tell your story man.
It's not an easy story to tell. It involves text messages that seemed endless. She was in love after that night. It's a sick tale. Just ask her about it. It's hard enough admitting to pounding the pussy of a fat whore.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:57 am
by BUNGVOX
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:
Vagectomy wrote:
BUNGVOX wrote:a horny chick with a wet juicy cunt comes onto you and you keep insisting how gross it is.

next you are gonna say she raped you.

just kick down the details man because you aren't providing me the requisite boner fuel to make me a believer.
It wasn't gross at the time! I was well intoxicated and my cock was raging like early bay area thrash! No she didnt rape me. I was on top so I did all the dirty work. Yes I wore a condom which SHE provided. What do you want to know? It was just late night drunken filthy sex and I left at 7:00 the next morning.
just tell the story in your own words while papa works his beef silo.
I'm sure Amelia can help you with that.
just tell your story man.
It's not an easy story to tell. It involves text messages that seemed endless. She was in love after that night. It's a sick tale. Just ask her about it. It's hard enough admitting to pounding the pussy of a fat whore.
stop stalling and make with the goods.

p.s. you call her a fat whore but ive fucked a few fat chicks back in the day and i blew some epic loads. they really know how to drain a dick.

did you taste her cooze?

did you play with her asshole?

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:01 am
by Vagectomy
I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.

Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:03 am
by BUNGVOX
Vagectomy wrote:I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.
you are lazy. you should have went the extra mile. got some head. fucked some tits. fingered some holes. pummeled some butthole. 69'd her. golden showers. the works.