What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
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What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
It's pretty clear that screamo is in its final, dying days, and a smart screamo band would ditch the style for the next style much like how a smart nu metal band would switch to screamo in like 2003 or a smart thrash/groove band switch to nu metal in 1994. Now I want my bros to do really well, and I'm working pretty hard to figure this shit out and make them a next-level fashionable band.
I know one of the newer things to do is to introduce stoner rock elements in the screamo like so:
But that's not really next-level, it's more like the funk-thrash of screamo, and there's already lots of bands doing it. Kinda wish my bros would just toke up and jam instead.
I know one of the newer things to do is to introduce stoner rock elements in the screamo like so:
But that's not really next-level, it's more like the funk-thrash of screamo, and there's already lots of bands doing it. Kinda wish my bros would just toke up and jam instead.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
I think your friends should kill themselves.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
"cancer bats" What a fucking stupid band name. That's even worse than any of the stupid fucking band names I come up with.dominichorton wrote:Cancer Bats are a metalcore/Pantera worship band. My friends joke hardcore band opened for them and I got in free. They looked and sounded...exactly like Pantera. The lead singer was even acting just as if it was Phil Anselmo himself demanding kids "mosh harder you pussies". Nooooot really "screamo".
Your friends should just become studio musicians. I don't get that fucking queue at all. Yeah your fucking shit chugga-widdly-dee band is going to make you a bunch of money. Just record the intro to CSI: Alaska and go gently into that good night.
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And that band eats shit by the way. I feel like I'm really helping this thread out.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
Yeah, I can get down with some pretty false music. metalcore/ spastic-false grind, whatever, but these guys aren't even remotely interesting. They sound just like any of the hundreds of other hatebreed meets my chemical romance meets slayer boring bullshit bands.dominichorton wrote:yeah they're pretty mind numbing, in some ways it's cool though. the show was packed full of kids wearing their shirts. and i'm sure a percentage of those kids will later realize how that band is kinda shitty and start discovering better music elsewhere. the other half will forget about it and listen to Deftones for the rest of their lives and drive 4x4's everywhere.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
opera or reggae is the correct answer. they should switch to opera or reggae.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
They watch Oprah and listen to Reaggeton while shooting up cum. Then they should kill them selves.
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Okay I'll stop.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
twilight core is out, zompire slam is in
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
But, like, not wiggers...Necrometer wrote:twilight core is out, zompire slam is in
So like zompire-preppy-nu-slam-doom.
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wiggers also need to listen to Reggaeton while shooting up other wiggas' cum. then they should kill themselves.rape bear wrote:But, like, not wiggers...Necrometer wrote:twilight core is out, zompire slam is in
So like zompire-preppy-nu-slam-doom.
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zompire-wiggaeton-slam-prep-cum-coreevildeadone wrote:wiggers also need to listen to Reggaeton while shooting up other wiggas' cum. then they should kill themselves.rape bear wrote:But, like, not wiggers...Necrometer wrote:twilight core is out, zompire slam is in
So like zompire-preppy-nu-slam-doom.
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yep. i like it.rape bear wrote:zompire-wiggaeton-slam-prep-cum-coreevildeadone wrote:wiggers also need to listen to Reggaeton while shooting up other wiggas' cum. then they should kill themselves.rape bear wrote:But, like, not wiggers...Necrometer wrote:twilight core is out, zompire slam is in
So like zompire-preppy-nu-slam-doom.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
Cool.
Ok man, we decided what your friends should play as the next phase in their shitty musical careers.
Good lock!
Ok man, we decided what your friends should play as the next phase in their shitty musical careers.
Good lock!
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
They're on the more heavy and badass side of screamodominichorton wrote:Cancer Bats are a metalcore/Pantera worship band. My friends joke hardcore band opened for them and I got in free. They looked and sounded...exactly like Pantera. The lead singer was even acting just as if it was Phil Anselmo himself demanding kids "mosh harder you pussies". Nooooot really "screamo".
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
they're along the sharp edge of a sphereWatchingGirlsPoop wrote:They're on the more heavy and badass side of screamo
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
well I hate to break it to you but that's kind of they way things are...dominichorton wrote:I hate that word.WatchingGirlsPoop wrote:They're on the more heavy and badass side of screamodominichorton wrote:Cancer Bats are a metalcore/Pantera worship band. My friends joke hardcore band opened for them and I got in free. They looked and sounded...exactly like Pantera. The lead singer was even acting just as if it was Phil Anselmo himself demanding kids "mosh harder you pussies". Nooooot really "screamo".
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
No one ever said your ways were correct.WatchingGirlsPoop wrote:well I hate to break it to you but that's kind of they way things are...dominichorton wrote:I hate that word.WatchingGirlsPoop wrote:They're on the more heavy and badass side of screamodominichorton wrote:Cancer Bats are a metalcore/Pantera worship band. My friends joke hardcore band opened for them and I got in free. They looked and sounded...exactly like Pantera. The lead singer was even acting just as if it was Phil Anselmo himself demanding kids "mosh harder you pussies". Nooooot really "screamo".
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
Either indie rock or hardcore. Move backwards instead of forwards and things will work out.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
Luckily for me, I don't have any friends that play this shit.
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
Just imagine sitting around after the gig with cock-breathed fans of Vampires Everywhere, sharing a plate of fries after midnight, talking about how much those twinks ruled...noah thirteen wrote:This thread is incredibly uninteresting.....
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Re: What kind of music should my friend's screamo band play?
they should just stick with what they're doin and wait ten years until the screamo trend comes back around that way they'll be ahead of the curve.
or they should rape each other to death.
or they should rape each other to death.
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