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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:

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Tony Twist wrote:

Green Chamber wrote:

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This isn't a real person

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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:

regressionissues wrote:

wouldn't let me

Necrometer wrote:

Black Jacques wrote:

eyehatethehumanrace wrote:

regressionissues wrote:

wouldn't let me

Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:

Necrometer wrote:

eyehatethehumanrace wrote:

Black Jacques wrote:

eyehatethehumanrace wrote:

regressionissues wrote:

wouldn't let me

its not her choice.

justin you can't even get a boner around a willing slut, don't make me go into the archives on this one

Bust that shit out.

grindnoisemayhem: god I feel like shit
yerma: Why
grindnoisemayhem: I think a girl just used me
yerma: How
grindnoisemayhem: well you want to hear the back story?
yerma: Sure
grindnoisemayhem: OK
grindnoisemayhem: well
grindnoisemayhem: my friends Scott and Thomas decided to visit our friend Mike in Pittsburgh over the weekend
grindnoisemayhem: I was expecting the trip to be mundane as usual
grindnoisemayhem: We drove around at night looking for clubs and whatnot
grindnoisemayhem: Went to this indie dance club
yerma: Indie Dance Club?
grindnoisemayhem: long story short, we ended up in this small room with a female DJ and Joy Division posters on the wall
grindnoisemayhem: well like a dance club that plays danceable indie rock and such
yerma: Oh, okay
grindnoisemayhem: Mike was being a shithead, we were both kinda drunk, and we both goosestepped in circles doing nazi salutes for no particular reason. that was entertaining for a few minutes.
grindnoisemayhem: now the good part
grindnoisemayhem: Mike points accross the room at these two girls
grindnoisemayhem: he says "I'll talk to the brunette you talk to the blonde"
grindnoisemayhem: brunette rejects him
grindnoisemayhem: blonde, her name is Emily, suddendly gets interested in what I'm saying and leads me to another room so we can talk somemore
grindnoisemayhem: she thought it was cool that I knew who Steve Albini was
grindnoisemayhem: anyways
grindnoisemayhem: I cut a deal with Scott and I leave with the girl and her friends
grindnoisemayhem: we go back to her apartment in Oakland (I believe thats where it was)
grindnoisemayhem: smoked a little reefer, and I asked this kid Adam to put some Joy Division on the turntable
grindnoisemayhem: after everyone leaves, Emily and I go back to this couch and we sit there and talk some more. then she makes a move on me.
grindnoisemayhem: kissing leads to her taking me upstairs and we end up having sex
grindnoisemayhem: for the record, I sucked. my "equipment" wasn't working properly
yerma: Ouch
grindnoisemayhem: so after try and try, she finishes herself off and we kiss and fall asleep
grindnoisemayhem: I wake up the next day, my friends keep calling me. and meanwhile I just want to lay in bed with Emily
grindnoisemayhem: finally I get up and get dressed, I get Emily's phone number and myspace address. I kiss her and leave. fast forward to today, I call her, she hangs up on me. and then texts me and says she's in class. I text her back and ask when the best time to call her is. I get no response.
grindnoisemayhem: Its been hours
grindnoisemayhem: and still no response
grindnoisemayhem: you want to see what she looks like?
yerma: ok
grindnoisemayhem: http://www.myspace.com/empireapproved
yerma: Cool
grindnoisemayhem: I'm so bummed
grindnoisemayhem: I feel like I could die right now
yerma: Just wait
grindnoisemayhem: I mean "yay I got laid", but it feels like she led me on
grindnoisemayhem: I mean we actually connected
grindnoisemayhem: Just wait?
yerma: No call within a few hours doesn't mean anything
yerma: Just wait a day or two
grindnoisemayhem: ok
grindnoisemayhem: thanks for keeping my spirits up
yerma: No Problem
grindnoisemayhem: I always seem to be the chick in every relationship I'm in
yerma: Haha
grindnoisemayhem: I'm the one who wants attention