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Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2023 11:53 am
by Necrometer
they have been replaced by foo fighters

is there any safer band :lol:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:43 am
by Geeheeb
I heard it was gonna be Hammers of Misfortune but then the organizers read Vern's post about the new record.

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:38 am
by Eight Bit Alien
In a better world Vern could totally have a successful culture column in some magazine, acting as a powerful tastemaker for the aging beavis & butthead generation.

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:19 pm
by ghost boner
:lol:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:38 am
by hipster holocaust
Maybe if they were good more people would like them. Even if Phil wasn’t such a raging dipshit

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:38 am
by kevin hash
Necrometer wrote: Wed Jan 25, 2023 11:53 am
they have been replaced by foo fighters

is there any safer band :lol:
Bland is more the word.

Dave Grohl should have ODd so that Taylor Hawkins could live.

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:40 am
by kevin hash
Best Pantera is the pre-Phil butt rock stuff.

I mean seriously....their singer's last name is Glaze.

As in "I'll glaze her face with a hot blast of spoo."

They have a song called Come On Eyes

Sung by a guy whose last name is Glaze.

Cum On Eyes.

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 am
by hipster holocaust
They played a bowling alley in my hometown during the cock rock era. It’s one of the only interesting things about the town to this day.

I always wondered what/how they were paid, and whose moms and sisters got vd that night.

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:59 pm
by kevin hash
Who got Glazed?

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:08 pm
by cxwx
Anselmo's told some story back in his cockrock days about shitting his pants and he had to grab some other skeezy dudes leopard spandex and they gave him crabs.

Germany should sub in Celtic Frost but only if they play an entire set of Cold Lake.

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:23 pm
by ghost boner
edit: god dammit wrongthread

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:30 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
kevin hash wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:40 am Best Pantera is the pre-Phil butt rock stuff.

I mean seriously....their singer's last name is Glaze.

As in "I'll glaze her face with a hot blast of spoo."

They have a song called Come On Eyes

Sung by a guy whose last name is Glaze.

Cum On Eyes.
I remember Winter Light posting some porno video of a guy holding a womans eyelids open and jizzing directly onto her cornea. It went against great zeno's maxim imho

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 5:54 pm
by zombiehead


Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:47 pm
by FVBTVS
:what:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Mighty Ducks proves pizzagate is real

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:57 pm
by hipster holocaust
Hahahaha holy shit :pizza:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:04 am
by Foot Foot

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 12:20 pm
by The Bill
Mighty Ducks has better continuity than Star Wars. :fp:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 11:07 am
by Foot Foot

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 11:39 am
by cxwx

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:50 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
The Bill wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 12:20 pm Mighty Ducks has better continuity than Star Wars. :fp:
:lol:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 10:23 pm
by Stink Pig
Necrometer wrote: Wed Jan 25, 2023 11:53 am
they have been replaced by foo fighters

is there any safer band :lol:
foo fighters suck, but you listen to lady gaga :lol:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 11:53 pm
by Necrometer
she has a dick and christians fear her

can't say the same for you :mrgreen:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 12:03 pm
by postaddiction
This page of this thread is surprisingly good :fonz:

Re: Everybody here hates Pantera

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2023 10:21 am
by Foot Foot
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