I heard it was gonna be Hammers of Misfortune but then the organizers read Vern's post about the new record.
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:38 am
by Eight Bit Alien
In a better world Vern could totally have a successful culture column in some magazine, acting as a powerful tastemaker for the aging beavis & butthead generation.
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:19 pm
by ghost boner
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:38 am
by hipster holocaust
Maybe if they were good more people would like them. Even if Phil wasn’t such a raging dipshit
Dave Grohl should have ODd so that Taylor Hawkins could live.
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:40 am
by kevin hash
Best Pantera is the pre-Phil butt rock stuff.
I mean seriously....their singer's last name is Glaze.
As in "I'll glaze her face with a hot blast of spoo."
They have a song called Come On Eyes
Sung by a guy whose last name is Glaze.
Cum On Eyes.
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 am
by hipster holocaust
They played a bowling alley in my hometown during the cock rock era. It’s one of the only interesting things about the town to this day.
I always wondered what/how they were paid, and whose moms and sisters got vd that night.
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:59 pm
by kevin hash
Who got Glazed?
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:08 pm
by cxwx
Anselmo's told some story back in his cockrock days about shitting his pants and he had to grab some other skeezy dudes leopard spandex and they gave him crabs.
Germany should sub in Celtic Frost but only if they play an entire set of Cold Lake.
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:23 pm
by ghost boner
edit: god dammit wrongthread
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:30 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:40 am
Best Pantera is the pre-Phil butt rock stuff.
I mean seriously....their singer's last name is Glaze.
As in "I'll glaze her face with a hot blast of spoo."
They have a song called Come On Eyes
Sung by a guy whose last name is Glaze.
Cum On Eyes.
I remember Winter Light posting some porno video of a guy holding a womans eyelids open and jizzing directly onto her cornea. It went against great zeno's maxim imho
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 5:54 pm
by zombiehead
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:47 pm
by FVBTVS
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Mighty Ducks proves pizzagate is real
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2023 6:57 pm
by hipster holocaust
Hahahaha holy shit
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:04 am
by Foot Foot
Re: Everybody here hates Pantera
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 12:20 pm
by The Bill
Mighty Ducks has better continuity than Star Wars.