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WELCOME BACK KATIE: the thread

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:29 pm
by Zerohero
How have you been there fine maiden?

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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:37 pm
by milkmandan
Real fucking authentic NPR Orleans oil spills

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:40 pm
by soiled depends
I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:41 pm
by Phritz
wasn't there a guy posting on here who works on an oil platform? i vaguely remember him posting pics.

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:43 pm
by neckbeard
eddy might know

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:44 pm
by Mari_Mar
soiled depends wrote:I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals.... :confused:

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:47 pm
by soiled depends
Mari_Mar wrote:Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals.... :confused:
Don't fall prey to those people's screwed up and miserable world view, Mari. They're so full of shit...all they do is knock each others' farts all day long and try on each others' underthings no matter how soiled they may be...

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:51 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
WWJD? (What Would Jofa Do?)

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:53 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
Mari_Mar wrote:
soiled depends wrote:I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals.... :confused:
I think God's just saying "hey, cut down on all the lube ... don't be wasteful."

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:57 pm
by riley-o
it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the ocean

it's almost too obvious...

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:59 pm
by Phritz
the beach is where they all lie naked and fornicate. gone with it!

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:02 pm
by Zerohero
BP: The GREEN PETRO COMPANY

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:02 pm
by soiled depends
If you shot the Wolfman in the face you could you lower his corpse from a helicopter in a harness and just mop that oil slick up so easy...

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:25 pm
by Mari_Mar
riley-o wrote:it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the ocean

it's almost too obvious...
They say that's where the motion is...

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:29 pm
by triple clutcher v2.5b
riley-o wrote:it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the prostate

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:30 pm
by riley-o
marissa what did i tell you about italics

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:31 pm
by Mari_Mar
riley-o wrote:marissa what did i tell you about italics
I thought I used 'em right... :|

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:33 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
Mari_Mar wrote:
riley-o wrote:marissa what did i tell you about italics
I thought I used 'em right... :|
again...blonde

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:34 pm
by riley-o
you made too casual of a statement for use of italics. marissa this is basic emphasis understanding and you should really have it mastered before you start using italics live in the field...

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:36 pm
by Mari_Mar
Italics are harrrd...

:(

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:10 pm
by Zerohero
:immediateresponsetothurberpost: :?

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:12 pm
by milkmandan
Thread's not AUTHENTIC without Torsion

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:13 pm
by Mari_Mar
I had the cafeteria here at work's idea of huevos rancheros. It wasn't huevos rancheros at all, but rather an omelet with chorizo in it.

:?

Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:21 pm
by riley-o
Zerohero wrote: :immediateresponsetothurberpost: :?
hahahah did you seriously expect a serious thread with the way you communicate ?

Re: italics and a post op tranny or something, hijacked thread

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:24 pm
by milkmandan
MENS, mens