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Hey all! Don't forget that tomorrow is Sexual Harassment Training!

Participation is mandatory for all the hot chicks and you are asked to wear something lowcut/revealing/tight/etc. Otherwise our up and coming young perverts won't get the full benefit of being trained on how to properly sexually harass their fellow Reee coworkers.

I'm counting on all of you to help put the ASS back in harassment!!

Pisscubes wrote:

TheDOAD wrote:Mr. Doad does not like to share Geoff.

She tried to touch my pee-pee.

mr. doad, please know i did not. pushing him and his junk out of my face is not the same as trying to touch his penis.

She is a liar and a slut, sir. I saw her bending over sans panties in front of Mr. Pisscubes. I'm fairly certain she was asking for it.

i've heard there has been FACEFUCKING in other threads too....

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:She is a liar and a slut, sir. I saw her bending over sans panties in front of Mr. Pisscubes. I'm fairly certain she was asking for it.

like anyone is going to believe you, ms. crotch crickets... besides, if i do or do not wear panties, it is of no concern of yours or anyone else's - especially since I AM WEARING PANTS. i think you got a hold of some of that acid, amelia...

TheDOAD wrote:Miss Maru, Are we still on for lunch today?

yes, of course mr. DOAD. unless you need to reschedule. because if that's the case, that's okay. so um if you need to reschedule, just let me know. i'll rearrange my schedule. did you need me to do anything before lunch? i uh am just working on these invoices...

Oh please, always banking on my crickets to detract attention from the glistening VELCRO OPENING in the seat of your pants. GLISTENING, I said!

[sticks nose up in the air as she walks toward the break room for the 10th time today]

[promptly trips over a porcelain Precious Moments keepsake that had fallen from Mithy's wife's desk]

[regains composure with a hint of self-consciousness, farts nervously]

Anyone want to head out to the warehouse and race the scissorlifts? We just have to stay away from the pallet racks because of last week's forklift rollover, but other than that it's pretty safe.

So I guess we're just going to look the other way at the whole "no inter-office dating" policy, eh?

This thread is a practice in group masturbation.

Speaking of which I think Doad should enact Mandatory Masturbation Mondays.

triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:Anyone want to head out to the warehouse and race the scissorlifts? We just have to stay away from the pallet racks because of last week's forklift rollover, but other than that it's pretty safe.

Well the pallet racks are empty this week. Steeltoe had a bonfire at his snakefeeding party last weekend.

Tony Twist wrote:So I guess we're just going to look the other way at the whole "no inter-office dating" policy, eh?

No, we still can't date co-workers. Inter-office fucking is okay though ... as a matter of fact, I think it's part of our mission statement now.

TheDOAD wrote:

hana maru wrote:

TheDOAD wrote:Miss Maru, Are we still on for lunch today?

yes, of course mr. DOAD. unless you need to reschedule. because if that's the case, that's okay. so um if you need to reschedule, just let me know. i'll rearrange my schedule. did you need me to do anything before lunch? i uh am just working on these invoices...

No you are doing fine. Just meet me in the lobby of the Biltmore at 1:30. And no that I think about it, stay away from the womens room In the Mail room, I dont know how safe the seats are.

okay, thank you mr. DOAD. i really appreciate the opportunity to work here at the REEE offices. I'll meet you at the Biltmore. thank you again. oh and i avoid those bathrooms at all costs. don't worry.

triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:

Tony Twist wrote:So I guess we're just going to look the other way at the whole "no inter-office dating" policy, eh?

No, we still can't date co-workers. Inter-office fucking is okay though ... as a matter of fact, I think it's part of our mission statement now.

Well, I'm a team player, I can get on board with this. Just remember guys, before you do anything, think to yourself:

Introvert wrote:

triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:Anyone want to head out to the warehouse and race the scissorlifts? We just have to stay away from the pallet racks because of last week's forklift rollover, but other than that it's pretty safe.

Well the pallet racks are empty this week. Steeltoe had a bonfire at his snakefeeding party last weekend.

yeah, I'm just erring on the side of caution after the whole Necrometer-Pisscubes-magic-mushrooms-scissorlift-chicken thing. Upper management wasn't happy when they found out that most of Ross's torso and half a skid of banana milk was lodged in the HVAC system.

Pisscubes wrote:Mr. Doad? I set up that hidden video camera in the room of the Biltmore like you asked me to.

ahahaha, oh shit. now i can't stop imagining you two as Saul Goodman and his private eye guy.

Ooooooh my head, Torsion really took the site visit dinner at Outback to another level and I'm going to have to miss the 10.30 sales projection discussion to crawl into the first aid room and grab two hours before the Biltmore

Ok, which one of you broke into my office (I have a locking door!) and changed my screen saver to a custom goatse??

I don't mind so much since it's a female. I can tell it wasn't Hana because the vagina isn't giant but I'd prefer that you folks leave my shit alone.

And no one has cleaned Iron G's skid marks off the copy machine yet! I don't know if that's good or bad.....

doomeddisciple wrote:Ooooooh my head, Torsion really took the site visit dinner at Outback to another level and I'm going to have to miss the 10.30 sales projection discussion to crawl into the first aid room and grab two hours before the Biltmore

Dude theyjjll never fingfd that hoookers boidy hahahaha

The Torsion wrote:

doomeddisciple wrote:Ooooooh my head, Torsion really took the site visit dinner at Outback to another level and I'm going to have to miss the 10.30 sales projection discussion to crawl into the first aid room and grab two hours before the Biltmore

Dude theyjjll never fingfd that hoookers boidy hahahaha

Is that what the smell is coming from the supply closet (Thor's office)?

Oh shit dows this building havfew a incinerater

The Torsion wrote:Oh shit dows this building havfew a incinerater

Have you been huffing the same rubber cement that Pisscubes left behind??

If I may interrupt the frivolity for a moment, I have a serious question for the jigadeers of this company: What, exactly, are we supposed to do here at REEE? I've been a part of this workforce for years now, and quite frankly, no one ever explained my duties to me. I just while away my days here screwing around on the internets and listening to musicks, without a scrap of work ever once crossing my desk. I'm not complaining, mind you... I like raking in this handsome salary for doing whatever the hell I want, but I hate having to bullshit people who ask me what I do for a living.

Introvert wrote:

The Torsion wrote:Oh shit dows this building havfew a incinerater

Have you been huffing the same rubber cement that Pisscubes left behind??

Hahahaha