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eddy would be pulling so many pranks on you guys if he wasn't in the field.

Huff cock next!!!

Pisscubes wrote:

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Listen, Geoff..... We here at REEE Industries like you. We do. You've made many valuable contributions over the years. But HR has expressed some.... uh.. concerns with some of your... er... extra curricular activities....

But I thought being a high school coach was great for the communi...


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i can only see Jakebonz at work. what the hell is the rest of you doing??

Lets just say that Geoff isn't going anywhere because I have an appetite for things only he can...find.

Geeheeb wrote:Lets just say that Geoff isn't going anywhere because I have an appetite for things only he can...find.

High School Volleyball teams?

Sorry I'm late, guys... nothing like walking in the door just before quitting time.

But anyway, I just noticed the calendar and I'm wondering if there's going to be a company picnic this year. I wouldn't be surprised if it's cancelled, considering that unfortunate "hot dog incident" at last year's picnic. Did they ever find her ear?

AirameriKa is supposed to be in charge of the beer for that function, but no one's heard from him for a few days. DOAD, can you have someone check on him? Also, who's gonna man the grill for this thing? The "hot dog incident" of which you speak, will pale in comparison to this year. We got THE STRING CHEESE INCIDENT to play.

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote: We got THE STRING CHEESE INCIDENT to play.

fucking awesome. have you found a rotted produce vendor yet?

John Jr. wrote:

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote: We got THE STRING CHEESE INCIDENT to play.

fucking awesome. have you found a rotted produce vendor yet?

How's your garden coming?

Boss of all Bosses:

oh hey guys I just accidentally murdered all of you with a pen

X_X

fuck, I knew signing up for life insurance that pays out to Goatus was a bad idea.

Fuck, killed by the same pen I punked SD for. This fucking blows. I knew we should have got that " accidental violence in the workplace" training video out to people sooner. Cremate me and shoot my ashes out through the A/C vents like confetti....

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote: Also, who's gonna man the grill for this thing?

I'll do it. Whenever a grillmaster is needed I always volunteer. (The chef gets dibs on all the best steaks,burgers, etc., doncha know... )

Toxicarius wrote:

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote: Also, who's gonna man the grill for this thing?

I'll do it. Whenever a grillmaster is needed I always volunteer. (The chef gets dibs on all the best steaks,burgers, etc., doncha know... )

I love grilling. I think we're gonna have a battle royale for this.

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:

Toxicarius wrote:

From Blintzes to Crepes wrote: Also, who's gonna man the grill for this thing?

I'll do it. Whenever a grillmaster is needed I always volunteer. (The chef gets dibs on all the best steaks,burgers, etc., doncha know... )

I love grilling. I think we're gonna have a battle royale for this.

There's no need to fight... we can share grilling duties if you wish. There are always more choice cuts for one chef anyway, and we can collaborate on some "special sauce" for those asshole bosses' burgers.

TheDOAD wrote:Im sorry. You dont work here.

Teebore, Please escort him out.

THANK CHRIST MY ASS IS FALLING ASLEEP IN THS CHAIR

Yeah, I'm happy that it's the weekend now but can we please stop listening to the radio station that plays this every fucking Friday?!?!

See you fuckin' idiots in the drunk tank

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db94lyKYOcg&feature=fvw<

Paychecks will be distributed by ADP the week after next. Part-owners will get your distributions on Monday. Please be aware that because of budgetary set-backs, everyone will be getting paid approximately one goddamn nickel or less, depending on tenure.

Thank you for your appreciate,
Fuck