Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:36 pm
soiled depends wrote:we have a water bubbler?
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At the REEE offices...
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Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:38 pm
Postin' for the weekend.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:38 pm
I lvove all kinds of Froot Loops. They give me the raddest blue and green turds. When I drop one in the company bathrooms I'll be sure to let you guys all come see itThe Torsion wrote:Hope you idiots like store brand Froot Loops.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:44 pm
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Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:53 pm
Ummmm... yeaaaah... we're gonna have to move your office again. This time down to the basement. You'll have to clear out some of the boxes down there, but you should have enough room... while you are down there you could organize stuff...ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:......
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:03 pm
pleasuretokill wrote:Ummmm... yeaaaah... we're gonna have to move your office again. This time down to the basement. You'll have to clear out some of the boxes down there, but you should have enough room... while you are down there you could organize stuff...ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:......
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:04 pm
What's with all the sticky notes?delmuerte wrote:Cool out fags, we have plenty for everyone.
I'm sure that Krieg is the kinda guy that consistently eats your lunch, however.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:04 pm
can y'all get me a quiet keyboard? i do a ton of typing and it's really loud. i don't want to bother anyone else...
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:05 pm
I was bringing you one but then I got mad and broke it.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:08 pm
thanks for the thought. sharing an office with battletweeker is a perfectly good reason for being angry, though, no matter if that were the reason or not.Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:08 pm
The only extra one I have plays different notes of the Jimi Hendrix rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at 180db with each individual keystroke, maybe not quite what you are looking for, but you are welcome to it!hana maru wrote:can y'all get me a quiet keyboard? i do a ton of typing and it's really loud. i don't want to bother anyone else...
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:09 pm
I'm doing a site visit from the Australian office, can anyone provide me with a day pass and a tour of the facilities?
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:16 pm
Outback for lunch. It's on me. Just promise you'll get really drunk and throw a beer bottle through the goddamn flat screen playing Sports Center.doomeddisciple wrote:I'm doing a site visit from the Australian office, can anyone provide me with a day pass and a tour of the facilities?
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:41 pm
As long as the lunch and television are covered on the company dime then I'm down.The Torsion wrote:Outback for lunch. It's on me. Just promise you'll get really drunk and throw a beer bottle through the goddamn flat screen playing Sports Center.doomeddisciple wrote:I'm doing a site visit from the Australian office, can anyone provide me with a day pass and a tour of the facilities?
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:04 pm
Look carefullydoubleblumpkin wrote:What's with all the sticky notes?
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:06 pm
MARIO
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:26 pm
I drink any sealed beverages that end up being in the lunch room fridge for more than a month.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:35 pm
Being the temp who isn't told to never come back isn't half bad, hope Das Krieg doesn't diss my lunch. Enjoy the basement jizzrags, ButtholeTweakeR 
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:44 pm
A part of my trip was to relay that Mendicunt and Klink have perfomed admirably on their recent tour of the US offices and have reported back duly to our Canberra office.TheDOAD wrote:I hope you all do not forget who is the boss around here. All NOOBS on a 90 trial basis before we meet to decide their fate.
And fuck. Its about time for Battletweeter and Skyclad to have their Quarterly review. Things dont look good so far.
King Of The Rotten is holding down the Victorian operation in Melbourne with aplomb, and has sought approval from head office for an increase in the training spend for the next fiscal year - In Australia, June til June.
Overall I submit to the DOAD that the entire Australian operation has operated efficiently and met all our objectives and managed to send Portal, Captain Cleanoff, Naxzul and Blood Duster over with a commitment to The Kill for next years Executive conference at MDF.
Also, could we please include tea, coffee and milo in office stationary costs for the next year as an incentive plan to retain staff?
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:45 pm
[quote="TheDOAD"]I hope you all do not forget who is the boss around here. All NOOBS on a 90 trial basis before we meet to decide their fate.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT MY SHOP STEWART SAYS. SAYS MORE LIKE 2 HOUR LUNCHZ
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THAT'S NOT WHAT MY SHOP STEWART SAYS. SAYS MORE LIKE 2 HOUR LUNCHZ
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:13 am
We look forward to any reciprocal site visits from any of the company executive and will host a shrimped out barbie for any who make the effort.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:50 am
I just had a cracking shit on company time!
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:40 am
Hahahahahah! There's no union in this operation! That guy who keeps calling himself a 'shop steward' is actually the janitor! If you see him let him know that Bloor just made a mess of the toilet.soiled depends wrote:TheDOAD wrote:I hope you all do not forget who is the boss around here. All NOOBS on a 90 trial basis before we meet to decide their fate.
THAT'S NOT WHAT MY SHOP STEWART SAYS. SAYS MORE LIKE 2 HOUR LUNCHZ
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:44 am
Sorry, man. I ate an entire pot of chili last night and washed it down with a pint of tequila. Probably not the best move, I realize.....Pisscubes wrote:Jesus Christ, can you fuckin savages flush when you're done? I go to take a piss and the turlet is stuffed up with a corn fucking brownie. It's disgustng.
Re: At the REEE offices...
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:45 am
Did the board of directors give any more thought to my idea of 'wanking thursday'?