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- i used to think that blowjobs were someone literally blowing on your dick
- i thought sperm (semen) was invisible

it's weird to me that kids 6,7 years old today know far more about sex than i did at that age

Having been raised in a very strict Catholic family, I thought touching my dick in any way pleasurable sent you to hell unless you made it to confession quickly after. I soon realized that I usually touched myself hours after confession. I only had a 2-5 hour "heaven window" every few months so I may as well just touch myself all the time.

I also thought sex involved putting your penis in the vagina (like the encyclopedia said) and then just sitting there.

det-riot wrote: I also thought sex involved putting your penis in the vagina (like the encyclopedia said) and then just sitting there.

haha ok i did too

At one point in my life I didn't understand why those two people in animal costumes appeared to be pleasuring each other in The Shining.

My brother and I were playing hide and seek when I was younger at a babysitter's house and my mom had just showed up to pick us up. I yelled to my brother (since I couldn't see him), "Come out, you slut," which I learned from Beavis and Butthead, and my mom got really mad at me and then tried to tell me that my brother couldn't be a slut because it only applies to women who sleep with a lot of men. All I thought from that description was that a slut had a lot of sleepovers.

I thought that the vaginal opening was higher up, like more near the line of demarcation between pubic hair and stomach. I'm glad I had access to porno when I got older or else I'd have ended up both horrified and embarrassed.

I thought piss+piss=babby, and the septic tank was a nightmare of unborns.

00100 wrote:I thought piss+piss=babby, and the septic tank was a nightmare of unborns.

This is probably the greatest sentence I've ever read.

When I was 8 I had a girlfriend, we used to hold hands and kiss all the time. One time we took off all our clothes and got into bed, but had no idea what to do next. We figured sex would just happen when you got naked into bed, we didn't actually know what was involved besides that.

I learned that when the magic came out of the wand - it was time to go back to my cabin.

AMERICA

nomb wrote:AMERICA

Used to be america. For the past 10 years or so american kids have been deep throating and snow balling thanks to the internet.

Friendly Goatus wrote:I thought that the vaginal opening was higher up, like more near the line of demarcation between pubic hair and stomach. I'm glad I had access to porno when I got older or else I'd have ended up both horrified and embarrassed.

yeah...on a diagram in elementary school, one kid thought the berginer was called a "STOW-MATCH".

Friendly Goatus wrote:I thought that the vaginal opening was higher up, like more near the line of demarcation between pubic hair and stomach. I'm glad I had access to porno when I got older or else I'd have ended up both horrified and embarrassed.

Yeah, I was gonna post something similar. I figured it was a front hole, since it was always obscured by big '80s bush.

Friendly Goatus wrote:

nomb wrote:AMERICA

Used to be america. For the past 10 years or so american kids have been deep throating and snow balling thanks to the internet.

God bless the internet.

See? The current fad of bald vaginas isn't so bad. It teaches kids what's what.

I thought babies came out of the butthole. I had this conversation in grade school:

other kid says about babies coming out THE BUTT
Beth Sanders: No they don't you stupid!
Me: Yes they do. Where else would they come out?!
other kid: Yeah, how would you know? You have babies?

I learned that when your baseball team has a meeting at the ice cream shop and only you and your coach attend - you're probably going to get a new bike soon.

I also learned during my first time with sex with a girl in 8th grade that butt-fucking a girl just meant you did it from behind but not in the actual butt. Boy was she ever wrong.

Mr. Budd wrote:I learned that when your baseball team has a meeting at the ice cream shop and only you and your coach attend - you're probably going to get a new bike soon.

That's not naivete. That's business.

thunk you gotta girl preggo by blowing your load in HER MOUTH.... like a dose of medicine taking right down the hatch

Mr. Budd wrote:At one point in my life I didn't understand why those two people in animal costumes appeared to be pleasuring each other in The Shining.

Yeah, I didn't get that until much later too.

Before sex ed. class I always thought that vaginas were a lot more simple than they actually are. I thought they were just one hole in between the crease in front. I thought that girls peed and had sex out of the same hole.

I also didn't know about bush at all. I think I must have played a game of "show me yours and I'll show you mine" with a neighbor girl when we were both really young, and that formed my image of what a vagina was...

I don't know...

Mr. Budd wrote:At one point in my life I didn't understand why those two people in animal costumes appeared to be pleasuring each other in The Shining.

Never released that James Bond was the "player" he was and just thought he was always just looking for a woman to marry and kiss. Then years later when I re-watched the films I finally saw what was going on around here.

Mari_Mar wrote:Before sex ed. class I always thought that vaginas were a lot more simple than they actually are. I thought they were just one hole in between the crease in front. I thought that girls peed and had sex out of the same hole.|

In don't think they explained much during my sex ed class as I only understood the "two hole" thing very later on in my life. In fact, it was when I first touched a girl's clit and fingered her.

As for childhood, when I first masturbated I saw my penis turning red before cumming and thought it was bad so I didn't ejaculate. However, I understood very quickly it was a bad idea not to come and I'm pretty sure I le myself go the second time I did, which probably was the day after.