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Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:41 pm
by Wormholegenerator
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:52 pm
by \m/Johnny\m/
RIP jb RIP
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:48 pm
by krudmonk
Necrometer wrote:I hear more and more people pronouncing the letter Z as "zee". Not happy about it!
zed's dead, baby
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:53 pm
by IFryKids
Guys, we owe it to our shareholders to have high quality production and customer service...
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:17 pm
by Idget Child
No complaint on "Buy one get one," huh? Isn't that typically how things work?
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:16 pm
by copstache
forgot to share this gem from my last job
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:49 pm
by milkmandan
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Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:57 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:57 pm
by riley-o
Just listened to my boss say, "Sorry I've been trying to untangle myself from many ribbons. That one simply fell through the cracks and I was unable to connect the dots on it. I definitely want to move forward on this in the near future though."
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:59 pm
by soiled depends
I think your boss defintately needs his cock sucked...
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:41 pm
by krudmonk
you guys, like, realize this is all the byproduct of pc fucknology. riley's boss really wanted to be all like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuq disshit" be he can't do that til he gets home and cries into his cereal for dinner.
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:05 pm
by milkmandan
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:48 pm
by Honky Kong 64
I don't have the bandwidth to take on another project.
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:50 am
by Honky Kong 64
Will you be able to parallel path these projects on identical timelines? If not we may have to table one for now...
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:34 pm
by riley-o
My store got sold and my new boss keeps talking about curb appeal and "The eyeball impact of our wow statement"
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:07 pm
by BUNGVOX
uttering crap like 'wow statement'can fetch a nigga a quick trip to the ovens.
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:12 pm
by elephants gerald
both of those posts got me
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:23 am
by Introvert
I think we need to be more transparent in our opinions
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:31 pm
by postaddiction
Best practices
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:25 pm
by bland ed
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:35 pm
by Zap Rowsdower
An e-mail was sent around about bank-wide "targets." One such target was "eradicate superfluous correspondence jargon."
E-mail deleted. Already ahead of the company in meeting 2015 objectives.
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 5:41 pm
by elephants gerald
holy shit
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:22 pm
by featherboa
thanks for circling back guys
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:47 pm
by hipster holocaust
Re: lets touchbase
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 2:55 pm
by FVBTVS
i'm fluent in that same idea space