I agree because if your ass is facing upwards and just looks all fat, round and jiggly, there in the middle of the night, the devil might get tempted to either eat it, or pound it with his 20 inch cock, so it’s better to sleep with your ass against the mattress to avoid tempting any supernatural creature that might be lurking around, like a werewolf, cause being fucked by a werewolf isn’t only gay, it’s also furry behavior and real men don’t partake in furry activities like getting a massive anal orgasm from a thick knotted werewolf dick.
Re: What is a bully?
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2023 6:21 am
by Eight Bit Alien
Necrometer wrote: ↑Sat Jul 29, 2023 12:53 am
I agree because if your ass is facing upwards and just looks all fat, round and jiggly, there in the middle of the night, the devil might get tempted to either eat it, or pound it with his 20 inch cock, so it’s better to sleep with your ass against the mattress to avoid tempting any supernatural creature that might be lurking around, like a werewolf, cause being fucked by a werewolf isn’t only gay, it’s also furry behavior and real men don’t partake in furry activities like getting a massive anal orgasm from a thick knotted werewolf dick.
holy shit