Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:17 pm
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Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
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Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:21 pm
Dominick Mysterio showing up in a DOC van in cuffs is pretty bitchin.
I'm intrigued by this feud.
Rey's daughter has a nice ass. Straddling the barrier with that big booty. His wife is a steamy fucker too.
Dom is pretty good as a heel. If this was the 70s he would have a hard time leaving the arena without getting stabbed.
Finn Balor and damian priest are about as scary as pissy shoe laces.
6/10
Latino Poon.
I'm intrigued by this feud.
Rey's daughter has a nice ass. Straddling the barrier with that big booty. His wife is a steamy fucker too.
Dom is pretty good as a heel. If this was the 70s he would have a hard time leaving the arena without getting stabbed.
Finn Balor and damian priest are about as scary as pissy shoe laces.
6/10
Latino Poon.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 7:43 pm
Yeah, I don’t want Rey’s daughter’s ass to be a Mystetio to me.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:02 pm
Rhea Ripley vs. Charlotte Flair
Charlotte Flair looks like a drag queen. Rhea is looking like a prime time fucker. The mudvayne makeup needs to go though.
Flair looks like absolute shit. Stop with the weird plastic surgery.
This is a good fuckin match. That German suplex was ruthless.
Well done.
9/10
Rhea needs to show off her poon on film so I can beat off.
Charlotte Flair looks like a drag queen. Rhea is looking like a prime time fucker. The mudvayne makeup needs to go though.
Flair looks like absolute shit. Stop with the weird plastic surgery.
This is a good fuckin match. That German suplex was ruthless.
Well done.
9/10
Rhea needs to show off her poon on film so I can beat off.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:05 pm
Is it me or did Ripley constantly grab and sit on Flair’s jugs.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:17 pm
Miz vs. Macafee
Some filler that did nothing.
The miz should just retire.
This was an opportunity to further demonstrate how bad the commentary is.
1/10
Pee.
Some filler that did nothing.
The miz should just retire.
This was an opportunity to further demonstrate how bad the commentary is.
1/10
Pee.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:24 pm
Who the fuck is Lil Faggot Vert?! This is horrible!!!! People like this? Thumbs down.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:58 pm
Usos vs. Sami and KO
the pre match video was well done.
The conveniently forget when KO showed up on NXT and beat the shit out of Sami but whatever....yeah best buds.
Lil uzi vert came out and did something. Not sure what though. I do love that a tag match is headlining the night.
Everyone in this match has skills. Solid thus far.
Feel good ending as expected but these dudes fucked each other up. Great execution.
8/10
the pre match video was well done.
The conveniently forget when KO showed up on NXT and beat the shit out of Sami but whatever....yeah best buds.
Lil uzi vert came out and did something. Not sure what though. I do love that a tag match is headlining the night.
Everyone in this match has skills. Solid thus far.
Feel good ending as expected but these dudes fucked each other up. Great execution.
8/10
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:04 pm
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 10:22 am
Vince McMahon looking like Gomez Addams.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 5:27 pm
He looks like an asshole.
Lesnar beat giant jobber Omos.
Foregone conclusion. That dude sucks. I bet Lesnar said "I'll wrestle the big jerkoff but I want more money."
1/10
Omos needs to go to the indies and fuck off.
Lesnar beat giant jobber Omos.
Foregone conclusion. That dude sucks. I bet Lesnar said "I'll wrestle the big jerkoff but I want more money."
1/10
Omos needs to go to the indies and fuck off.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 5:30 pm
I HATE Shotzi (green hair). She’s everything wrong with nodern wrestling. I hope Rhonda legit breaks her arm.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 5:35 pm
Chick match....
Bunch of cartoon characters with juicy tits and hot cunts.
Who does Ronda and shayna's makeup Mr. Fuji?
Natalya is a smokin milf....TJ Wilson sits at home waiting for her come home and bounce off his pud. Lucky guy.
Liv Morgan is primo snatch. Gets my nuts boiling.
Plick/10.
Early piss break.
Bunch of cartoon characters with juicy tits and hot cunts.
Who does Ronda and shayna's makeup Mr. Fuji?
Natalya is a smokin milf....TJ Wilson sits at home waiting for her come home and bounce off his pud. Lucky guy.
Liv Morgan is primo snatch. Gets my nuts boiling.
Plick/10.
Early piss break.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 5:52 pm
Gunther/Walter rules. Let the man come out in sweet Lord Hitler’s outfit.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:07 pm
This match is lovely. Steiners approve.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:12 pm
MacIntyre vs. Sheamus vs Gunther
Irish guys with swords....fuck that. Unless you plan on stabbing someone or cutting their head off.... blow me.
I'm calling for gunther to win just because I've never liked these two Irish homos.
Those fuckin chops....Jesus christ.
I guess McIntyre is fro. Scotland....whatever.
They are all beating the piss out of each other. Gunther disappeared for awhile to come back at the end for the win.
The announcers are jizzing. My panties are un-soaked but that was a pretty good match.
7/10
Sweet lord gunther.
Irish guys with swords....fuck that. Unless you plan on stabbing someone or cutting their head off.... blow me.
I'm calling for gunther to win just because I've never liked these two Irish homos.
Those fuckin chops....Jesus christ.
I guess McIntyre is fro. Scotland....whatever.
They are all beating the piss out of each other. Gunther disappeared for awhile to come back at the end for the win.
The announcers are jizzing. My panties are un-soaked but that was a pretty good match.
7/10
Sweet lord gunther.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:18 pm
I disagree. Would rate it much higher, but as long as you…
The fuck is this with the little girls. BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
The fuck is this with the little girls. BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:30 pm
All these wonderfully funny tales of wrestlers shitting themselves in the ring. Waiting for one of these bitches to release a period stream mid-match.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:39 pm
Bianca Belair vs Asuka
I don't even care. Just let me see some beave.
This match is pretty good but needs Titus oneill doing commentary.
There was no way they were giving Asuka the title.
3/10
Not enough poon shots.
I don't even care. Just let me see some beave.
This match is pretty good but needs Titus oneill doing commentary.
There was no way they were giving Asuka the title.
3/10
Not enough poon shots.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:40 pm
Black woman with small tits is like the 4th of July without fireworks. No fun!
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:45 pm
Shane McMahon......ugh.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:58 pm
Fucking Raing Blood!!!!!!!!!
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 7:10 pm
… but this match is most un-Slayer.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 7:27 pm
Hell in a cell
I know there won't be any juice but I'll keep my hopes up.
South of Heaven makes killer entrance music.
Finn Balor has never convinced me of shit. He can gimmick up all he wants but if this was the 80s he'd be getting jobbed out to Don Muraco on Prime Time Wrestling.
30 seconds in and I'm about ready to turn this shit off.
Purple Kendo stick???? Do they have special demon powers.
The commentary is not helping. Where's Titus at?
This is the first time in the whole weekend I'm questioning why wrestlemania needs to be 2 days long.
Pretty weak. The right dude won as I have been an edge fan for years. But clearly night 2 needs to step it the fuck up.
No More steel cage matches until there can be some blood. Yeah I know balor got busted open but with his cute makeup on you couldn't see it.
4/10
Foley still owns Hell in the cell nigga.
I know there won't be any juice but I'll keep my hopes up.
South of Heaven makes killer entrance music.
Finn Balor has never convinced me of shit. He can gimmick up all he wants but if this was the 80s he'd be getting jobbed out to Don Muraco on Prime Time Wrestling.
30 seconds in and I'm about ready to turn this shit off.
Purple Kendo stick???? Do they have special demon powers.
The commentary is not helping. Where's Titus at?
This is the first time in the whole weekend I'm questioning why wrestlemania needs to be 2 days long.
Pretty weak. The right dude won as I have been an edge fan for years. But clearly night 2 needs to step it the fuck up.
No More steel cage matches until there can be some blood. Yeah I know balor got busted open but with his cute makeup on you couldn't see it.
4/10
Foley still owns Hell in the cell nigga.
Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2023 7:42 pm
Got into argument with wife over this match. Was yelling that stoppage for blood was lame, she’s saying it’s important because of Aids and whatnot. Rick Flair pre-rolling in his soon grave.kevin hash wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 7:27 pm Hell in a cell
I know there won't be any juice but I'll keep my hopes up.
South of Heaven makes killer entrance music.
Finn Balor has never convinced me of shit. He can gimmick up all he wants but if this was the 80s he'd be getting jobbed out to Don Muraco on Prime Time Wrestling.
30 seconds in and I'm about ready to turn this shit off.
Purple Kendo stick???? Do they have special demon powers.
The commentary is not helping. Where's Titus at?
This is the first time in the whole weekend I'm questioning why wrestlemania needs to be 2 days long.
Pretty weak. The right dude won as I have been an edge fan for years. But clearly night 2 needs to step it the fuck up.
No More steel cage matches until there can be some blood. Yeah I know balor got busted open but with his cute makeup on you couldn't see it.
4/10
Foley still owns Hell in the cell nigga.