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Too lazy to Google takes 5 seconds. Was the original Four Horsemen - Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Ole and Arn Anderson? With manager James J Dillon…???

Introvert wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 7:53 pm Too lazy to Google takes 5 seconds. Was the original Four Horsemen - Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Ole and Arn Anderson? With manager James J Dillon…???

Yes. Some say the version with Barry Windham instead of Ole was better, but can’t recall ever seeing that version.

Speaking of micro wrestlers, I watched the first hour of Wrestlemania III yesterday. I almost got a tear in my eye when King Kong Bundy's midget teammates turned on him after he elbow dropped Little Beaver.

godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Mon Apr 01, 2024 4:56 am Speaking of micro wrestlers, I watched the first hour of Wrestlemania III yesterday. I almost got a tear in my eye when King Kong Bundy's midget teammates turned on him after he elbow dropped Little Beaver.

I like how they have a guy called "baby Jesus" next to a dude with upside crosses on his pants. People in the comments section were claiming that Cowboy Hank Dalton wrestler died in 2022

Watching NXT Stand and Deliver right now:

NXT is a far cry from what it once was. Where are the stars??

I'm watching some chicks wrestle and apart from some prime butt steak and juicy titage and clam bumping moves I have no idea who any of them are.

I'm looking forward to Mania though. Despite the rock being a MAGA fag.

The Rock should tag team with MAGA Butcher

NXT women's championship match.

Roxanne Perez and some other broad.

Basically a midget match. These chicks are like 4 feet tall. Who cares.

Booker T is probably the worst announcer ever.

Perez has a nice turd cutter.

Ilya draugunov vs some mafia guy...guess his name is Tony D'Angelo. Who cares.

The vignette to set up this match was so bad. I almost expected Don Muraco and Mr. Fuji to show up as Fuji Vice.

Skits suck in wrestling.

What's the deal with all the European wrestlers coming out to symphonic music. Is this to imply that they are more cultured than us American hillbillies?

At least he looks like a legit wrestler.

Guys in wrestling wearing wifebeaters not named Steve Lombardi are pieces of shit.

Ilya knows how to sell his ass off.

Now.....here's the question:

If a mafia boss was an actual wrestler what would he wear to the ring?

I somehow don't believe he would dress like what this guy is wearing. Bosses don't wear track suits, hit men do.

Okay so that was a decent match. Both guys were selling. Lots of good stuff. Im Just not sure a mafia gimmick is the way to go for Tony D'Angelo but the dude can work his ass off.

3.5 out of 5. I'll be open to seeing another match between these 2.

One thing that is odd is that I was expecting the mafia henchmen to beat down D'Angelo after showing good sportsmanship at the end of the match. Missed opportunity perhaps.

Trick Williams vs Carmelo Hayes.

I don't watch NXT often enough to know much about these dudes.

Simple premise for the match though based on the video vignette setting this up. Two guys who were friends and are now foes cuz one guys is an arrogant prick. No skits. Very effective. Let's see how this plays out.

3 out of 5 just for the gimmick free set up alone.

Trick Williams for the win. Kinda abrupt ending. Didn't really dig it.
SLH is displeased.

Dudes know how to work. Just felt like this matched lacked something. For all the hate these dudes have for each other there should have been some juice. But hey......whatever.

Still 3 out of 5.

I don’t watch NXT, but unless this Trick Williams, is actually Treat Williams in disguise, then I’ll never watch. And I’m aware Treat Williams died years ago.

Day one of Wrestlmania isn’t for me, outside Gunter and The Rock tag match.

Listen here dudes.....The Hasher is here for some hard hitting analysis and cunt ratings.

I know right off the top I can pretty much get a lot of piss breaks during the first 3 matches.

Random chick sings the national Anthem. Who gives a fuck.

HHH comes out. Huge pop. Says some stuff about a new era. Leaves.

Okay.

Rhea vs Becky.

Prime clam on display. I want to sniff Rhea's leather panties.

Becky has added some butt meat on since cranking out a brat.

They are doing pretty good here. I'm trying to watch but visions of sniffed assholes dance in my head.

Becky just got fuckin planted on the floor. Guaranteed she's wishing she could call it a night after that because that was ruthless.

Becky got fuckin Toasted. The right chick won. Now this sets up her and Jade Cargill for Summerslam.

3.5 out of 5. Good shit. Good poon. Sniff sniff. Hornia.

6 pack ladder match.

First off....the ladders look too clean.

At least Pete Dunne got to ditch the idiotic butch gimmick.

Remember when Austin Theory was supposed to be the next big deal?

I want the new day to get stomped into mush.

The judgement day look like a legit team. But they have shitty taste in metal. They should come out to Absu.

I want the money in the bank briefcase to be stuffed with coke.

It was a bunch of stuff with a bunch of dudes I could care less about.

None of those teams seem like they are anything other than thrown together.

I guess R-Truth getting the belts for him and the miz was a feel good moment. Okay.

2 out of 5.....decent but I miss teams like Demolition and The Midnight Express.

Just noticed Becky Lynch is a bit “deep” eyed.

And why is she dressed like a Budweiser can?

Andrade/Rey vs. Escobar/ Dominik

Who cares.

Dominik needs to get on the gas.

Zelina Vega makes my balls throb.

The masked dudes interfering in the match was pretty sweet but of course it's some sports guys. Meh.

Dude getting launched of the ropes was the best part and he wasn't even in the match.

2 out of 5. 1 for zelina being a piece of cooze and another point for dudebro launching off the ropes.