Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:45 am
I'm on Mark Prindle's Facebook, and as soon as Mark added him and they had a little back and forth, I posted the vid and asked if he'd seen it.
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Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
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Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:22 pm
Of course it is. I'm never rewarded for laziness.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:09 am
heheh - didn't expect anyone to see that 
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:55 pm
Oh my! Exchanging emails with Fantano! Very sophisticated....
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:05 pm
I second the idea of more fake videos, if only to cause confusion within his fans/viewers. 
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:06 pm
review the moon landing as fantano.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:09 pm
that would be 
and maybe the JFK footage of him being shot. Back and to the left.....back and to the left.....
and maybe the JFK footage of him being shot. Back and to the left.....back and to the left.....
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:33 pm
DemilichFan wrote:Lol. Yeah MA's so creative. Such a creative move, an album half full of Marilyn Manson discards and alpha-male posturing. Fantano, stop reviewing metal. You think pointlessly misanthropic pit inspiration is what the genre's all about. And then you go into this thing about metal challenging constraints. Please. You know what challenged constraints? Debussy. Metal just thrashes, and is most effective when it's not played by preening farts like David Vincent.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:38 pm
Eh, just makes me lower the bar a bit. I continue to be surprised at the ratio of people getting trolled to people getting it.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:40 pm
i thought you did an exemplary job of parody but i'm still surprised anyone actually mistakes you for fantano
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:41 pm
well yeah, that's some whole other shit
maybe if you saw one fantano vid, waited a month, then saw mine - or if you were some other race ?
maybe if you saw one fantano vid, waited a month, then saw mine - or if you were some other race ?
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:42 pm
oh yeah if i was a dog all y'all motherfuckers are getting bit
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:43 pm
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:47 pm
What would happen to them if you were an octopus, Riley?riley-o wrote:oh yeah if i was a dog all y'all motherfuckers are getting bit
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:51 pm
tentacle fucked
everyone
everyone
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:01 pm
i think it's because despite how often he reviews metal, the crossover between metal/MA fans and fantano watchers is small. most of the people commenting on your video probably searched for MA reviews and haven't actually watched a real fantano vid.Necrometer wrote:well yeah, that's some whole other shit
maybe if you saw one fantano vid, waited a month, then saw mine - or if you were some other race ?
all of which is to say you need to review a slightly more indie album to rake in the hits and provoke maximum outrage
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:40 pm
yeah, looking at the referrals, they all come from other, sincere IDI reviews
I'm honored by everyone's suggestions that I do another such vid, but nothing's inspired me yet... maybe one day
I'm sure Fantano only reviewed LULU to cockblock me
I'm honored by everyone's suggestions that I do another such vid, but nothing's inspired me yet... maybe one day
I'm sure Fantano only reviewed LULU to cockblock me
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:19 pm
If you do another one, it should be a record that Cunto has actually reviewed so people can compare them and see how much of a laughable fuckface he is. That Abzu review is totally worthy of something like that, but it may be a little too late.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:21 pm
right, but he already gave it an 8/10 instead of a 10/10 ... so where do I go from there? I give it a glowing review while posing as a fuckface? or act like an amplified version of a tool and slam the album? that album's so good I don't even think I can bust on it satirically...
that avatar gets me every time, BTW
that avatar gets me every time, BTW
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:02 am
I think what he's most guilty of, aside from being a complete pile of shit, is talking about the most mundane, obvious, trivial characteristics of these bands he's supposedly so interested in. He basically just lists the instruments the bands play, then the genres, then an adjective or two. If you could reduce one of the records he reviews to the most worthless elements that any non-deaf person could notice, you'd basically have every review he's done in a nutshell. People would recognize it in a second, too.Necrometer wrote:right, but he already gave it an 8/10 instead of a 10/10 ... so where do I go from there? I give it a glowing review while posing as a fuckface? or act like an amplified version of a tool and slam the album? that album's so good I don't even think I can bust on it satirically...
that avatar gets me every time, BTW
Anyway, I have some Sabbath to record. Fuck this fuck.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:52 pm
http://www.decibelmagazine.com/featured ... set-visit/
Has this been posted yet? Because fucking
I know London After Midnight variant Evil D was posted in the random pics thread but jesus fucking christ seeing it in full technicolor motion is like something out of a god damn nightmare.
Has this been posted yet? Because fucking
I know London After Midnight variant Evil D was posted in the random pics thread but jesus fucking christ seeing it in full technicolor motion is like something out of a god damn nightmare.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:49 pm
Still not enough Prindle in this thread...White Like Jesus wrote:Mark Prindle .
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:56 pm
A-ha! First verification that someone DID watch a legit review and still get tricked by mine. Feels good man!
DemilichFan wrote:Didn't really sound like him, I guess I should have known. Whatever, man, I was in a bad mood going into this video after hearing Fantano praise the shit band Liturgy.
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:08 pm
Re: Anthony Fantano reviews the new Morbid Angel
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:09 pm
really? get out